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Phil Deakins

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  1. Quick love often verifies egocentricities P R I D E
  2. Green light arouses raging envy A M B E R
  3. I've sold many thousands of pieces of furniture, all of which were mod, and I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I was called out to to help when a customer made a mess of an item by modifying it - and I'd have finger or two to spare.
  4. Can anything match Phil's sunscreen? S M E A R
  5. Eh? See the post above yours, Sid 😉
  6. When offered real life's dream, RELAX
  7. Granted, but you immediately realise that you are right on the edge of a high cliff, walking seaward, and you are in the process of taking the next.... . . . . ....step. OOOOO that hurts I wish I'd been there to catch you.
  8. Plane lands airmail near equator D R O P S
  9. Granted but, unfortunately, you were sailing too close to the edge when your wish was granted and the current took you over. Sadly, you failed to grab hold of one of the giant elephants, and you slid right off the back of the mega-giant turtle, so you are left permanently adrift in space. I wish that someone would deliver a roast beef and yorkshire pudding dinner to my door, with loads of gravy, and treacle sponge and custard to follow
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