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Madelaine McMasters

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  1. 6-28-2012 Failing to read and or/comprehend the entire decision, both CNN and Fox News erroneously reported that the Supreme Court had stuck down President Barack Obama's sweeping health care overhaul. 6-29- 2012 Wolf Blitzer is ticketed for fly casting in the Potomac River after arguing with the Washington DC game warden over the meaning of the "Fine for Fishing" signs posted conspicuously along the bank. 6-29-2012 John King reveals that he failed his freshman year philosophy final exam, which started with "Read the entire exam before proceeding" and ended with "Do not answer any questions on this test. Simply sign your name at the top and hand it in".
  2. Good morning Hippie... and Lia... and do-nothing Val... and all the kids at sea!!! Hippie, I hope you're staying safe and dry and that you haven't done anything to anger Debby.
  3. 6-25-2012 Hippie Bowman, the curator of SLF's "What happened in History on this date" is tardy in posting the day's list. Although Mr. Bowman explained that he was delayed by tropical Storm Debby's wild weather, many believe he simply overslept after overindulging at Renate Mulford's Sunday morning beer bash.
  4. Hippie Bowman wrote: Lia Abbot wrote: Hiya Hippie! Hiya Maddy! Hope you had a fun breakfast. Did Maddy leave anything for the rest of you? Morning Lia! It was a great Breakfast. Only thing missing was you! HEHEH! We ate it all before Maddy got there! Hugs! Peace! They did, dammit!!! I was forced to fight over scraps with the seagulls. They're mean, but I'm wily. Anyone care for a drumstick?
  5. valerie Inshan wrote: /me peeks in and shouts HI FOLKS! Big sunny hugs and kisses to you all! love ya! Still 7 days DOING NOTHING, YAY! Don't overdo it, Val!!! ;-)
  6. Good morning, Hippie! I've got my napkin tucked under my chin and I'm ready to go.
  7. Hippie Bowman wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: Hippie Bowman wrote: Hi ya Rose! YAY! Positive indeed! Check out this video! Peace! YAY Maddy! Peace! ;-) And to show that you can keep the good vibes going through a lifetime...
  8. Hippie Bowman wrote: Hi ya Rose! YAY! Positive indeed! Check out this video! Peace!
  9. Coby Foden wrote: June 22: • 1633 - Galileo Galilei forced to recant Earth orbits Sun by Pope (on Oct 31, 1992, Vatican admits it was wrong) It took "only" 359 years for them to admit the error. :smileysad: :smileysurprised: At the rate they're making new errors, I wonder if their backlog of admissions will take them right into the hereafter.
  10. Gadget Portal wrote: Which means- How much time before we see someone figure out cooling and stuff a good nVidia GPU into a tablet with that kind of RAM and CPU power? Ten years? Five? Even less? Cooling will not be the issue, as batteries small and light enough for handheld devices can't carry enough energy to heat something all day, and people don't want hot things in their hands. So it's not a matter of getting rid of heat, it's a matter of not creating it in the first place. If you believe Imagination Technologies, the creators of the PowerVR graphics technology in the iPhone and iPad, we'll have current desktop level graphics in handheld devices within three years.
  11. Happy Summer Soltice, Hippie!!! Val must be having a blast on vacation, she's gone quiet. Hi, Kids!!!
  12. 6-21-2012 Sopping wet Druids battle the rain and fog in tents to celebrate the Summer Solstice at Stonehenge, unaware that just miles away, drunken patrons at a Domino's Pizza in nearby Amesbury are plotting the largest domino toppling demonstration in history. 6-21-2012 An Oracle database error results in CEO Larry Ellison purchasing 98% of the Hawaiian island of Lanai rather than the $98 lanai set on sale at his local Home Depot.
  13. 6-20-2015 Three years after the near collapse of the European Union, leaders of the 27 member states finally ratify the adoption of an already existing currency which, unlike the Euro, is recognized, trusted and accepted around the world, and is tied to a tangable, and potentially durable asset. The new currency, "McDonald's Gift Certificates", is an immediate success.
  14. Lia Abbot wrote: Hiya Hippie! /me looks round Where is everybody? I'm up already. Geez you're an early bird. Hi, Kids!!!
  15. Hippie Bowman wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: From Hippie's post today... 1565 – Matsunaga Hisahide assassinates the 13th Ashikaga shogun, Ashikaga Yo**bleep**eru. And now my entry... 6-17-2012 Not content to let the dead rest in peace, Linden Lab assinates both the name of the late shogun Ashikaga Yo-shi-teru and the underlying URL to his Wikipedia entry. (Thank you bitly ;-) HAHA! They wacked that! OMG! Peace! I must admit that Yo**bleep**eru is fun to say. ;-)
  16. From Hippie's post today... 1565 – Matsunaga Hisahide assassinates the 13th Ashikaga shogun, Ashikaga Yo**bleep**eru. And now my entry... 6-17-2012 Not content to let the dead rest in peace, Linden Lab assinates both the name of the late shogun Ashikaga Yo-shi-teru and the underlying URL to his Wikipedia entry. (Thank you bitly ;-)
  17. 6-16-2012 Just hours after Nik Wallenda sailed past Canadian border guards, stating "inspiring people" as his profession, Walmart stores noted a spike in rope sales to illegal immigrants over the age of 30.
  18. Lia Abbot wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: valerie Inshan wrote: Godd morning and goobye folks! See you on July 1st! Love you all. Here's one of the most fantastic commercial of all times: Now you know how my ex-husband felt when I was listening to "Car Talk" on National Public Radio. Have a blast on holiday, Val! Okay Kids, she'll be gone for two weeks, let's see what mayhem we can create! Doncha just love those Tappet brothers? Darn! I'm not getting e-mails when you guys post. Any suggestions? I do. Did you hear they're retiring? Why on Earth would you want to be notified when I post? Get a life!!!! ;-) I've never played with the "Subscriptions and Bookmark" settings under "My Settings" at the top of the page, so I'm not sure exactly (or maybe even approximately) how they work. Have you checked "Automatically subscribe me to topics I participate in"?
  19. valerie Inshan wrote: Godd morning and goobye folks! See you on July 1st! Love you all. Here's one of the most fantastic commercial of all times: Now you know how my ex-husband felt when I was listening to "Car Talk" on National Public Radio. Have a blast on holiday, Val! Okay Kids, she'll be gone for two weeks, let's see what mayhem we can create!
  20. Valerie, enjoy your vacation, you've earned it! I hope you come back well rested and ready to get into trouble. And, as for the rest of you kids... Hi!!!!!
  21. 6-12-2012 One day after Al Queda released a video showing its dead second-in-command, Abu Yahya al-Libi, Elvis Presley released his cover of Fiona Apple's "Extraordinary Machine". Over the next few years, hundreds of YouTube videos would be released by formerly dead people. The "Zombie Video" craze would reach its zenith with with the Judy Garland/Kurt Cobain cover of "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" in 2013 and its nadir with Richard Nixon's audio book "Oh, The Places You'll Go" by Dr. Seuss in 2015.
  22. Could you capture your specs with the viewer help thingy & post all that here? Would be real helpful.
  23. Lia Abbot wrote: Here's one you might try Maddy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms
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