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  1. Good news! The Governance Team never discloses the results of a report to either the reporter or the reported person. This keeps both parties' privacy in tact and protects you from reprisals when reporting abuse. Governance can't review the matter until and unless you have filed a report, however, so it's important to do so right away! If you've already done it, you're a friend to both humans and animals, because it allows the team to investigate the issue. Please remember that a report does not automatically result in action, but Governance will be sure to give it a thorough review!
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  3. SPOILER WARNING FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS THREAD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OK, so, at first, I was really into the thread, but then it was, like, the writers were just like, "I don't even want to stay on topic!" And then a Linden came into the thread out of nowhere and said what the audience was all thinking, and I was like, "On the nose much?" But then, like, it never really got back to what the thread was supposed to be about, and the finale was just a total disaster. Like, they never really explained the smoke monster, and it didn't make any sense for the Linden to light everything on fire and then sail into a hurricane before Dumbledore was killed by Thanos, and then it just all cut to black. Ugh. I mean, maybe I'll hate watch it again online, but for now, I'm just glad it's locked. I give it 3 stars.
  4. I hear all the cool kids these days are doing things like staying on topic and not having interpersonal disputes that derail threads with pejorative pet names. It's #TRENDING Keep this thread open by being a cool kid and #EmbraceTheTrend! #LindenHomes #ItsLindenLabNotLindenLabs #ItComesUpALot #TheresJustTheOneLabActually #HashtagsDontWorkOnForums #UnlessTheyDo #AllTheseHashtagsComeOffMoreLikeTumblrThanTwitter #IHopeThisMessageIsntGettingLostInTheMetaphor #ItsNotReallyAMetaphorSoMuchAsAFramingDevice #ButSeriouslyImGoingToLockThisIfWeCantStayOnTopic #Kthxbye
  5. Let's keep it civil here, folks. Thanks in advance!
  6. This thread is so old, people in here reference the "Priceless" MasterCard commercials. For its own sake, I'm going to go ahead and lock it.
  7. Now that you've watched it, you'll be able to get into arguments about how West Side Story is the tragic caught-between-two-worlds love story that most people think Romeo and Juliet is (R&J is a cautionary tale about impulsiveness). You'll be on the side of R&J not being a love story, and it'll be hard being right all the time. And, with that, we're back on topic. For more interesting facts about West Side Story to make you even more right, see Sideways and Every Frame a Painting
  8. ♫ When code scripts, in a simple object From your first if, then statement to calls http, When you code scripts, with permissions on land That will run passively or trigger with your hands In your Linden Home, no errors are expected The script is your own, no edits are permitted Copy protected Then you are set in your LSL way If you forget it all, you can read the wiki When you can script, you'll code a script! ♫
  9. It was so nice of this thread to run the LA Marathon today. At least, I assume that's what happened, because it's really run its course and now it's locked. See you at the next marathon!
  10. LSL grew up in a rough neighborhood. It did what it had to to survive
  11. Did you feel a great disturbance in the Thread, as if scores of posts suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced? Do you fear something terrible has happened? No, it's not a mind trick. It's just Jedi Jagix's handy-dandy comment-hiding capabilities. And, I know, you're saying, "There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense!" But the power is within you! All you have to do now is stay on topic. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
  12. Jagix: I'm going to Turn Undead DM: Roll it. Jagix: *Rolls* OK... that's 18. DM: You succeed. Jagix calls upon his faith as a PaLinden, and the gods smile upon him. The thread is now locked. Jagix: Praise be!
  13. Heads up: The issue was fixed on February 21, 2019 at 10:30 AM SLT. Orders that experienced the issue prior to that should submit a Support ticket at https://support.secondlife.com/create-case If you've already created a Support ticket, you might want to check your email or log into the Support portal to check its status, because we generally request information before we can send your request over to engineering for a manual fix.
  14. Someone mentioned thread nuking, and it summoned me from under my rock. Locked thread due to a long back and forth that wasn't really germane to the discussion. Make sure to be excellent going forward, my dudes* *In California, "dudes" refers to a collective plural of all genders inside and outside of the spectrum, including non-gendered inanimate objects. See also: "y'all," "folks," and "peeps." May also be used in place of "all mankind," though not as a substitute for the wrestler Mankind, even though one could probably make the argument that he has some resemblance to the character of The Dude. Not, like, a lot, but it's an argument that hypothetically could be made. That's more of a coincidence, though. Anyway, "dudes" applying to everyone and everything that is plural is what I'm getting at here. Cool?
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