Jumpman Lane

Jumpy's in the hearts of EVERYONE! Hehehehe

Ive spent the last few months tryin to be all forgot hehehehehe. Though i DO aspire to be somebody folks WOULD wanna know. Caws im a peach! P.S. i'm googleable! For realsies and stuff.

I ressurect dead threads! Hehehehehe but not THIS one!

Ewwww la la, la la la la! PARTS! Yup noobs! Noobs are ambitious and greedy! And BORED; so, they like DRAMA. Unlike oldies who just wanna DODGE drama. Noobs like to get dirty.Hehehe! You can always tell when a noob becomes an oldbie. They slap NO DRAMA on their profiles! Lmao!

Hehehehehe ur greedy stormie!

Hehehe Thanx! You know me! Im a tickin tickin time bomb! BOOM!

Hehehehe! I identify! Tho...i used to have a porno mag (thay actually sold ad space! Yay monies!) And i often refer yo myself inna third person. I do identify. This time when i ressurect my mag it wont be porn. Just gossip and such. Plus Imma refer to myself inna second person, which is just plain talkin to myself. So if you dont mind a psycho pal im game! Tho i gotta few fish to fry and we might have to get our virt hands durty. But Jumpy came to get DOON!

Hehehehhe i got a cloak of invisibility too!..somewhere in my inventory!

Hehehehe thank Storm! Im just glad nobody didnt TL, DR it caws its Long! Lmao i almost pissed myself just readin your bold parts. See u payin attention to the deets Mr. Sec of State!

Thank gawd! I remember you. Ur too sweet! Im really really gonna try to be good! Hehehe Im re-readin the TOS atm. It MIGHT help!

Sec of State is a good place to start! Like Tommy Jefferson and all those Virginny Jimmys. You know Jimmy Madison and Jimmy Monroe. Square biz! OR we can take ova the grid and you can be Duke of Sum Dam Thang! I'll steal it. You can call it what ya like!

Awwwww Treasure! Ur too sweet

Well Im not quittin! Ill cya in werld sometime moe! Im gonna do it like it 2007 all ova again!

You got it moe! Outta 300 people only 5 log in and i cant remember who they are lol.

bigmoe. Im stealin your post and slappin it on my inwerld profile lol. AMEN. (And a Whitfield too! I feel like its 2007 again!)

You must be new. I read the terms and stuff. I think this post complies. If you would kindly point out where it dont. Ill edit it with pleasure. Anyhows, I been gone too long. I need bout a hundred posts to get back in the swing of thangs. Feel free to snitch me out inna mean time!

Storm im makin you Sec of State of the whole shebang caws YOU are payin attention to the details! Ur guvment NEEDS ya; so, you must serve. Ask not what Jumpy has done for ya, ask what ya can do for Jumpy!

Hi, I did my research. I hear ya runnin thangs and stuff. Can I be your boyfriend. I own TWO tuxes. That means I clean up nice. Im the bestest red carpet arm canneh onna whole grid...did i mention I kissed Callie Cline once! Hehehehe! Jumpy kissed and told!

Hehehe ima have too IM ya caws i think all my ol pals QUIT SL. YOU just gotta promise not to quit on me once those pesky Lindens decide to suspend me for a lil whiles. Caws i will return....say which one of yall think yall can de-noobify me, caws IM A NOOB AGAIN! (Its like the 3rd time. Hehehehe)

Im gonna def have to take you up on that offer lol caws of the 300 odd friends ob my friend list only 5 log in at any given time and for the LIFE of me I cant remember who those 5 are! Time to make some new pals

Im telling ya itsTHE thing to do. Theres even a word for it. De-noobifying. These gals snatched me up week one and told me what a skin was. They de-noobified me. We went back to the Welcome Area out of nostalgia and saw all these saps picking on noobs. The only diff between the bullies and the noobs was a skin a shape and prim hair. We dam sure tried to rescue em.

Hi, I hired some lawyers a few months back. One from Cornell. One from Brown. These second tier ivy league shysters have been bleeding me dry, billing me for having their clerks and interns lurk in forums, tard around SL, tweet on twitter, google on google and some more crap. Just to make sure the coast was clear. See, thangs was rangy a while back; but, not NOW! All is silent. The innanet furvor has died down. No one is yappin bout Jumpman Lane. No maudlin sexbed makers turned up dead. In FACT just like we figured, after a few virtual hugs, SOMEBODY SNAKENFURTER came back. If SOMEBODY aint dead and Arrows LLC still making pennies in virtual currency NO LIABILTY! NO DAMAGES! Jumpy inna clear! Yay! My lawyers hand-wrote a greenlight to return to virtuosity on this bill they sent me. Ive had to lay low caws SOMEBODY pulled some passive aggressive faux-suicide publicity stunt. Bought time to learn some scripting skillz, and a PR positive positioning to peddle virtual sex-prtise. Lol (ive been hanging with greedy financial consultants-more later). I've been threatened with the spectre of LAWSUITS. Litigious blue collars! THAT pissed my poor rich as f@ck MOTHER the f@ck OFF and to no end too! Sap! She said. You are NOT going to give a PENNY of MY father's monies (GAMPY! My dear sweet rich Scrooge McDuck, Richest Duck in Duckberg Gampy!) To Somebody who labours with their hands and appears in scandalous television programs. Lawyer up! (Like witching up! Lil witch!) Make some monies too! (Mommy is a capitalist and a greedly lil witch!) So Ive tarded around these financial types swapping ideas, running schemes, clocking loot. You know the run down. You know the type. They wanna be The Wolf of Wall Street. They watch Scarface and Wall Street and Boiler Room and Paid in Full. Get rich writing bad paper offshore online loans to saps working @ mcds and then direct debit those direct deposited McDonalds checks right outta the bank the day before payday. Lol they blow all the monies on strippers and lawyers and blow and MORE lawyers. Ad nauseum, ad infinitum (they yap in latin caws they roll with SHYSTERS!) Well Im coming back to Second Life. And. Im bringing these yung rich amoral deginerates with me. Shysters & salesmen! You thought i was bad when all I did was peddle pixel porn? Well wait til you get a load of me! Yall better witch up! Lil witches!

I used to personally tp down and and save one noob a month in the welcome area when i had a porno mag. We called the feature Noob of the Month hehehehe. Me and my merry **bleep** Magazine band took noobs under our collective wings and spitshined and sparkled them up to glitter and glow fullbright in windlight. He first noob i tranfered my very first prim thingy and took him to sex sim and got him hoppin on poseballs with dee light. Hehehehe. ( as a side story. The noob wouldnt give it back when it was just a old relic. The MAKER sent me ONE free and i was.gonna display it under glass. You know. A holy relic of Second Life: JUMPMAN LANE's first prim memeber. But it was CREEPY LMAO THE SECOND GAL we taught to use a push rifle...back when push rifles still werked. It was a freebie that'd send you zipping off into the sky. She was.doin.somekinda research and we told her she needed.to protect herself. She got an "A" but.not.before.gettting a week suspension for griefing hehehehe The third one heard about sl and wanted strike it rich. He becme an actual friend. We got him hired out as club security. A dj. A model. Finally he.quit. sl. Last i heard he was mining gold in werld of war tards. Lol that was some years ago. We stopped after that, wheb we started the feature Lindens: Who ARE these Wackjobs Anyways. The Great Watermelon was feature one. Hehehehehe So began The Great Watermelon War (which i lost) lol. Anyhows. Saps been griefing the Welcome Areas and help dumps forever. LL never really cared. Soon as some fool thouht they had a cool avi they went and laughed at noobs. Or saps too scared to.crash sims snickered and noobs pretending to be PN. Lol turdin around for the Lulz. Saps! Hehehe

Hehehehehe WHAT spellcheck! Its hard enuff thinkin up the werds! Muchless spellin em. ( plus punctuation was invented by granny women with habits and wooden rulers! ...i wanna scream sumfin bout werld domination now please! Hehehehehe

Gal, You are SO right! Polititionin is shameful biness! Thats why ima be a petty tyrant when i get big! King of a virtual empire! And ALL Lanes will be royalty! So the family name is secure!