Jumpman Lane

hi, if you fall into any of these categories say hi do. i only bite food :P

hi, most of my pals quit second life (out of boredom and such) SOOOOO, i'ma reinvent myself and stuff. i reckon I'll be GOOD (for as long as possible) and avoid drama (for a minute or too) and not cyber any (til i find true love) and not stalk or cyberbully anybody (that dont have it coming) :) (i'm also tryimg to lift my suspension on twitter (i unno why, caws im like sanch panza and likt to tilt windmills,,,tho im more jaime lannister with both hands and YUS i like got)

I knew an expert on such innanet behavior...but his name escapes meh! hehehehe

Hehehehe gal Im not a creeper! Hehehe. Plus Im too busy messin with #amandaknox guilters & haters to bust up ya meetin with Big Boss Altberg. (P.S. the fake Ebbe Linden who is a fake twitter account and parked the name Ebbe Linden is followin ME). Gal Im in the middle of a Twitter War! Hehehe

TL, DR Hi, Amanda Knox is hot & cute and since I'm the rootinest, tootinest lil #secondlife tweeter on Twitter, I'ma save Amanda Knox from alla guilters & haters for truth, justice & the American way. P.S. I get goosebumps caws Ima hero!

Awwwwww u'll be alright!

Ya know, THAT'S refreshing...caws I figured a Jumpman Lane Day would be painful to think about ANYWHERE. Ever consider being the first Grand Marshal of the Jumpman Lane Day Parade?

Say...anybody know what Phil did with his Rollinstone T and them sequin crotched britches. I want THEM & a Jumpman Lane Day...I really DONT think I'm bein too greedy!

Yup. Ol' Dirt Face Phil Moustace Like Mud, ditched us. I got that Draxfiles guy watchin thangs over at High Fidelity to lemme know when HF is ready for The Scourge of Jumpman Lane. (I know. That sounds like virtual VD. but really. Its just a cold sore). Hehehehe

Hi, In the spirit of wonderfulness, I asked the new CEO of Linden Research Ebbe Whatever-his-name-is about declaring some one day "Jumpman Lane Day" here in Second Life. ( My rez day May 5th werx 4 me). Well Ol' Ebbe never got back to me. (This was on Twitter and I was cussin out some hashtag Amanda Knox haters; so, maybe he figured I was busy). Well, should any yall manage to suck up...er... get in good all Feted-Inner-Core-like with The Big Boss, could yall mention a kind werd or two about Jumpy Day. Start a petition or pen an open letter or sumfin. Caws Philip R. wont return my phone calls.I'd really like to get this SL holiday inna werx before the new CEO figures out who I am and stuff and I get a week suspension or what may have you hehehe

Well..you might be wrong there. People care one way or another. Im on the side of truth, justice, & the American way.

Do my gloves drool when I drool too!

Oh she sees past the fascade to the inner me. Ah...Jumpy. The Man Who Laffs...(not Gwynplaine)

Its a date then!

Hehehehe say werd! Um I thought you were bored Simoney I think you might not be using the werd bored right. Um the language filter made your bleep a bleep & a bleep is not funny. P.s. not funny is boring. Hehehehe I think you might have read my post too fast. Read it again.

Hehehehe. Ya got me there. You CERTAINLY know about boredom. "My favourite though was the Reverend Simony Beckhander of Littlehope Parish, Adelaide, Australia. Who lamented the story of some talented clergymen who end up in the back-end of nowhere while others less talented, but with better connections end up in the plum jobs. "-your boring wordpress blog. http://sybeck.wordpress.com/ Come on,man Hehehehe. Let me get this straight...YOU'RE blase cool and I'M BORING. What else ya got. Can ya dig up another 10 year ol meme pic to cover that

People hate hot folks. And like cockroaches, these small scavangers feed on other peoples misery And like Oscar Gomez and The Diaz brothers, Im gonna bury these cockroaches like I always do. Hehehehe Shabby lil souls beware! Seriously, this time I mean biness.

Hehehe yesterdays news is called history. Never the news is a nobody. Who are you again? (Edit: P.S. sorry about the 4chan crack. Hehehe. I get it. Even you dont even PRETEND like you are thst cool even when ur posing). Hehehehe

Well we'll say hi here. I really just wanted to say just a few little words of encouragement or two in 140 characters or less and all these crazy types went bonkers. Amanda deserves better than that.

It's like you look into my eyes and see the real me. Wanna go out for a moca choco latte some time Hehehehe!

Omg a VINTAGE Picard facepalm. Like 4Chan 2004 all ova again!

Hi, Sorry I was away for a lil whiles; but I was tweetin to my tweeples on Twitter. (Do you twitter? If so, say hi. I'm @JumpmanLane). Well anyhows, I just wanted to say a few nice thangs of encouragment bout Amanda Knox (caws she's hot & gettin railroaded) & all these mean hashtag amandaknox haters started yappin crazy to A Lane. I responded like I always do. Like its Zero Hour in World War 8. Naturaly them #amandaknox haters snitched me out to them Twitter people. I WAS SUSPENDED! Hehehehe My second tier ivy league shysters (Cornell & Brown) had their clerks google some precidents and one lil clerk with a heart of gold stumbled upon the way of unsuspending ANY suspended account. I was back by the time I finushed watchin Back to the Future. Lol. Yay McFly! Anyways my point is. This time I mean biness. The Dark Reign of A Lane has begun. I'm gonna win The Hastag Amandaknox War!...and bury them tweetin snitches caws the prosecutor in that case was def a creeper! What yall been doin?

I tried readin that stuff. It got boring after a bit. There was a time a guy like me would get a week suspenion in world for calling somebody a sap. Then there was a period I coukd break every rule in The Guidelines going afyer an enemy of The Lab. Them pesky Lindens & their mods are human. Some in the past were in fact quite spiteful. In the end its Philip's dime...therefore a dictatie-ship! Personally, I roll with it til I step in poo and get banned. Hehehehe! Then I appeal and remind them all i done for The Lab and the let me back in.

Hi, I unno nothin bout rage quittin; but, I been banned from a forum or three...or four...including THIS one. Hehehehehehe. Yet, I was granted general clemency by them pesky Lindens when they changed the format a format change or two ago. I been skatin on thin ice. Ever since! Hehehehehe

I took time to read the community guidlines! Im good to go. Just had to tone thangs dooooon