Love Zhaoying

I think they all got adopted because totes adorbs.

Go on then, lassie/laddie, take the r**t.. *not sure what I just said*

Ah, seems I was right when I assumed you ran some business making and selling unpopular/unsupported stuff, and are now whining because you are not making as much money as you feel you are ENTITLED to... Thanks for taking them to task. I was on their side until their rude response to my question.

If make-up s*x is good, I imagine hate-s*x is sublime and transcendent!

I am pretty certain they are just jealous!

The “I won the day” feature does not increase the “days won” count across multiple days. The embarrassing part: I won starting on 3/2, every day until today (don’t have a screenshot showing I “won the day” yet today).

I’m sorry, I almost warned Callum after he posted, as I already made a similar mistake and you called me out.

Why did the scripter give up? They didn’t know any builders to work with, but the concept was great!

Why did the Gorean want to return the Slave pose animations? Goreans haven’t recruited a real life female avatar since 2010.

Why did the furry wear their Anthro avatar? Their feral avatar really, REALLY needed a dry-cleaning.

Why did the Goth club stop using tip jars? Zombies kept leaving..tips.

Why did the SL escort quit the profession? None of his/her customer would tip, since you can’t use fractional L$.

Why did the blonde male avatar want to return his s*x bed? It didn’t have a “jump on bed bouncy-bounce” feature.

Yes! There are built-in “emote” animations specifically for the face. You can buy tools or toys for them on the marketplace. A list is on the wiki.

Why did the land baron sell all their Homestead regions? Rent couldn’t be high enough to pay for the AFK regions.

Why did the Gotcha addict go to AA meetings? There is no 12-step program for Gatchas.

Why did the avatar hate using the Lindex? LL wasn’t Linden any money.

Why did the Vanity avatar post only in the Vanity thread? There’s other threads?

Why did the avatar driver cross a lot of sims? Because every time he was unseated, he found it unsettling.

Why did the blonde avatar ask for a refund for her posing stand? She couldn’t use it with her selfie stick.

Why did the American troll flounce from the forums? The usual, his mom said it was time for bed. Why did the Aussie troll flounce from the forums? His boomerang didn’t make a witty comeback. Why did the European troll flounce from the forums? Soccer was on TV. Why did the Russsian troll flounce from the forums? He didn’t, in Russia, the forum flounces you.

Why are there so many AFK places in SL? Because some people have really, really, disgusting keyboards.

Why couldn’t LL solve the DDOS attack faster? Because, Second Life doesn’t run on DOS!

Why are elevators bad in Second Life? Because they are always going down!

What did the husky avatar driver say? Mesh! Mesh!