Guys! I am 4 months(days) pregnant!

[Chrissy89767]

I need some ideas for baby names and soon. I am 4 months(days) pregnant by Happy Birthday Clinic. I don't know if it is a boy or girl, so I need both boy and girl names 

[Rolig Loon]

Ralph is a nice name, but I don't know what to call the baby if it's a boy.

[Madelaine McMasters]

Congratulations Chrissy!

I can't believe Rolig couldn't come up with a name for a boy...

Now, if it's a girl, I think Madelaine would be a lovely name! I don't envy your trying to teach her to spell it. I never learned.

;-).

[Lindal Kidd]

Some popular names:

Fido

Rex

Max

Fluffy

Bowser

Hey You (or Hei Yu, if you're Chinese)

176436HV1292B rev 2.6 (if it's a robot)

Thing One and Thing Two (if it's twins)

Philip (hey, my goldfish is Philip!  Don't knock it.)

[Lindal Kidd]

Waiiiit a minnit!  You got pregnant by a CLINIC?  Um...did you at least get the name of the sperm donor? 

If I went to a clinic and got pregnant, I would sue for child support, at the very least.

Having a baby is a wonderful life choice...but if you should change your mind in the next couple of days, please visit Doctor Kidd's Planned Nonparenthood Abortion Clinic.  We can take care of the problem for a very modest fee and at very low risk to the patient.  One of them, anyway.  And it would solve your name dilemma.

[Madelaine McMasters]

I really like Lindal's suggestion for Thing One and Thing Two for twins. If that happens, make sure you buy plenty of Voom. You'll need it.