beethros Karas Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 *BEE REAL ESTATE* Bringing you Excellent Service and Land Since 2007 Are you more than "39" years old in real and want to have some fun in SL looking and feeling like 20?Then you are the woman I am looking for to hire as my hostess for The Mall Street.There is a 24/7 Schedule full of live singers who perform daily..You pick some events which fit with your free times and we are perfect!All you got to do is to be a good hostess , have fun with your guests and make sure you loved it so much, so you want to come back for the next one!Its all up to you!Its all your Event! Thanks in advance, for The Mall Street____________beethros Karas (men under female avatars - who want to apply... Feel free!)(20 years old chicks who think they can fool the manager.. Forget it)(any other avatars who think they want to apply but are not mach the above.. pls do!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------The Mall Street TELEPORT URL:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Olber/90/186/44The Mall Street CALENDAR URL:https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=beethros%40gmail.com&ctz=America/Los_AngelesThe Mall Street GROUP URL:http://world.secondlife.com/group/10c49d40-3e6d-a0ff-175e-e6d2b3ea7e95The Mall Street COMMERCIAL NETWORK (Under Construction):http://beethro5.wix.com/themallstreet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Ceawlin Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 beethros Karas wrote: 39 year old hostess wanted ALIVE! I would think that any applicant wouldn't make for a very good hostess if they were otherwise... 0.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Griffin Ceawlin wrote: beethros Karas wrote: 39 year old hostess wanted ALIVE! I would think that any applicant wouldn't make for a very good hostess if they were otherwise... 0.o Are you kidding? I heard dead 39 year old hostesses are all the rage now. ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charly Muggins Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 This post discriminates against zombies! As well as being contrary to Anti-Ageism legislation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steph Arnott Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Im 29 and female, do that make me stupid? Oh well, have to sack my agent US$20,000 is not a lot of commission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charly Muggins Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 steph Arnott wrote: Im 29 and female, do that make me stupid? Oh well, have to sack my agent US$20,000 is not a lot of commission. Just because you are 29 it doesn't make you stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Ceawlin Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Hmmm. I hadn't considered the hostessing abilities of the undead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beethros Karas Posted July 28, 2013 Author Share Posted July 28, 2013 ok... THANK you all for your sarcastic humor. OBVIOUSLY ... i had pay my money to learn YOUR mother language, but it looks like i had to pay more to learn it good to avoid beeing teased and humiliated cause of my mistakes. Unfortunately my word- game didnt worked... YOU in America for maaany years had posters saying DEAD OR ALIVE well i wanted to joke about it and seems i was TOTALLY wrong. -As for the age problem... Yes mrs. 29 years old... i dkn if you are stupid or not... but you ARE NOT good to be hired from me. If that is wrong pls tell me to know it and never ask again to hire elders because they have to be abandoned from the system like in what yuou call a real life. So for to make it clear I want to hire a woman who is OLD... who has feelings and dont afraid to show them who is responsible and will APPEAR when is her time to shift. Who will say something MORE than whoo hooo to MY guests and the most important of all... she will know how to have JOY for life and she will know to have fun in a virtual world... since because she is MORE than 29 she KNOWS that life is sooo sort and so temporaly so there is no room for ironic comments and drama creations... I appreciate your comments, even bad and sarcastic they made this post a little popular. Thanks, beethros Karas an Earth citizen, still learning English. p.s. I want to appologize to those who read this post and didnt say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charly Muggins Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 beethros Karas wrote: I want to hire a woman who is OLD... CCCCCCCARRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLLE !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beethros Karas Posted July 28, 2013 Author Share Posted July 28, 2013 Charly Muggins Honored Resident Posts: 92 Reply to beethros Karas - view message 07-28-2013 11:19 AM beethros Karas wrote: I want to hire a woman who is OLD... CCCCCCCARRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLLE !!!!!!!!! YES I DO.. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? AND IF THERE IS ONE... LUCKY YOU! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM... OTHER PPL HAVE NOTHING! WOO HOO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beethros Karas Posted July 28, 2013 Author Share Posted July 28, 2013 i will post one more time here in this topic and i will unsubscribe my self from it. I feel no worth to stay here and damage my self with drama with ppl who want to laugh on others. The Reason im posting again b4 i unsubscribe is that i wanted to bring out something usefull from this and so future people who will happent to join Secondlife read something more than sarcastic comments about the elders or the grammar mistakes of those who happent and they arent native English. So.. here is what i have copy and paste from a really nice advices of a good friend of mine, professional DJ. http://community.secondlife.com/t5/General-Discussion-Forum/what-a-hostess-need-to-know/m-p/2106791 Enjoy; And once more IM SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steph Arnott Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Im African and English is my forth language, I also do not understand American humor so it had nothing to do with what you said. Your post was plain and simply insulting, how you can a judgment on age when you do not even know the pesos is incomprehensible . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeHere Absent Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Yes, the post was funny to native-English speakers, however, before Americans get tarred with the "mean teasing humor brush" all by our little lonesomes, let me point out that there are some non-American native English speakers in this thread having fun too. /me points at them. Nyah. Also, Carole is an older woman with a great sense of humor and command of the English language, hence her name popping up in the thread in response to the posted criteria. You'd be lucky to have her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charly Muggins Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 LeeHere Absent wrote: there are some non-American native English speakers in this thread Clumsy, potentially ambiguous phraseology. 6/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Mistwood Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 **bleep**.... not only am I OLD (all caps), but I am officially an elder. Did you hear that you young whippersnappers?!?!? NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!! To the OP - a thesaurus is your friend. Try something like: I am looking for a MATURE, EXPERIENCED, INTELLIGENT, RESPONSIBLE host(ess) who can speak in complete sentences and show up on time for shifts. Please only respond if you can spelland speak in more than two word sentences. Geez, it took THIS thread to pull me back in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charly Muggins Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Cinnamon Mistwood wrote: **bleep**.... not only am I OLD (all caps), but I am officially an elder. Did you hear that you young whippersnappers?!?!? NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!! To the OP - a thesaurus is your friend. Try something like: I am looking for a MATURE, EXPERIENCED, INTELLIGENT, RESPONSIBLE host(ess) who can speak in complete sentences and show up on time for shifts. Please only respond if you can spelland speak in more than two word sentences. Geez, it took THIS thread to pull me back in? Is this your job application? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeHere Absent Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Charly Muggins wrote: LeeHere Absent wrote: there are some non-American native English speakers in this thread Clumsy, potentially ambiguous phraseology. 6/10 LOL Oh wait... /me regroups for the de rigueur forum response: How dare you criticize my posting, you grammar nazi! And thereby Godwinns the thread. Wheeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeHere Absent Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Charly Muggins wrote: Cinnamon Mistwood wrote: **bleep**.... not only am I OLD (all caps), but I am officially an elder. Did you hear that you young whippersnappers?!?!? NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!! To the OP - a thesaurus is your friend. Try something like: I am looking for a MATURE, EXPERIENCED, INTELLIGENT, RESPONSIBLE host(ess) who can speak in complete sentences and show up on time for shifts. Please only respond if you can spelland speak in more than two word sentences. Geez, it took THIS thread to pull me back in? Is this your job application? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Mistwood Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 I am OLD, but not responsible.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeHere Absent Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Cinnamon Mistwood wrote: I am OLD, but not responsible.... I hear that and a half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Tamalyn Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 /me waits eagerly for Carole to appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punt Aho Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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