Carole Franizzi

UncommonTruth wrote: Oh geez, I'd forgotten how much I miss my therapist :matte-motes-dont-cry: Have you had your sticker yet?

Your post makes sobering reading. I hope someone from LL reads your post and others in a similar vein. Therein lies important clues to attempting to formulate a more successful strategy than the ones I've seen used. Too easy to try to generate faux-positive posts and shiney-happy feed-back. It's the negative stuff which is potentially more useful to any company worth its salt. Condolences for the loss of your friend. My best wishes to you. C.F.

RudolphUkka wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Thanks for the heads-up! I always thought the heads up was kept until at least the fourth date. *** Rudi *** No wonder I'm single....

Linden Lab wrote: To Residents worldwide: Happy Thanksgiving! How kind. On behalf of worldwide residents, I thank you. Unfortunately, Thanksgiving is solely an American celebration (I say “unfortunately” as, had it been a global celebration, chances are I would have had the day off), but thank you anyway. To American SLers, my best wishes for your holiday – politics and religion aside, my wish for you is that it is a peaceful and pleasant day spent with loved ones.

Jumpman Lane wrote: Hi! I unno, I'm just a Lane; but do y'all reckon a certain unnameable lighting rod blogger will let me be evil FIC again onna newest FIC list. I been evil! Honest! I've been feteed too! Lindens luv One Jump Lane! If ya run into that FIC list guy tell him Jumpy said HI DO! hehehehe. Pose the question to him! If he balks ask him what other xamples of my POWAH will he require! hehehehe! -your pal, Jumpy! Oh, my! A REAL patient! A truly desperate case!!!! *rubs hands* Tell me, Jumpy..... Do YOU feel you are "just" a Lane? Do YOU want to be evil again? Do YOU feel unloved by the Lindens? Do you ever "see" your imaginary friend, "that guy"? Does he ever "speak" to you? How long have you been Napoleon? Here - have a sticker. You really deserve one.

Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... I thought it was unethical to have sex with your patients. Unless you're a dentist. Oh, here we go! There's always one know-it-all. Has read the wikipedia entry for ethics and now he's an expert! Jeesh!

Storm Clarence wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... AND IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL 4 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Yes...I think we might want to discuss that little episode of counter-transference somewhere a little less public...mm?

Void Singer wrote: can I have a different sticker? that one doesn't have a smiley face on it =( Here you are (bloodyungratefuldemandingpatientsnowondertheirmothersnegectedthemit'sallwantwantwantdemanddemanddemand...)

Yes, there is an in-world book-maker. I have one and had great fun using it. The only problem is that I can't get in-world to look and see what make it was. However, I do remember searching in-world and in the market place for book maker (or creator) and I don't remember there being too many options at the time. I think I simply went for the more expensive one, assuming it did more "tricks"....lemme try marketplace....brb Okay....that's odd. My search on Marketplace hasn't turned up any at all. Maybe one of my friends who has a copy of my book could do me the favour of checking who the creator is and posting it here? Or even send Solomon a copy so he can see what a finished one looks like and see who the creator is himself ? Thanks. Good luck with your comic. I found illustrated book making great fun. Though perhaps thats because I made a smutty one...

Oh, my! Another mature avie! Hello, big boy. You look vaguely familiar...Have we met before?

Nacy Nightfire wrote: "Oh, there's always a smartypants non-believer with the wise-crack And do YOU feel you feel.... Oh, wait. That doesn't make sense... Dammit!" I thought we were going for pounds here and not cents sense. (And for all you virtual voyeurs out there: I'm not wearing any pants, smarty or otherwise, so it's not possible to describe them. Don't even ask.) And do YOU think that voyeurs should ask about your pants? (That's better. Back on track....)

Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients...

Nacy Nightfire wrote: " However, he found out that people found it immensely therapeutic to be asked their opinion and initiated the habit of asking "And how do you feel?" and charging £100 a go for doing so." I feel £100 lighter. Oh, there's always a smartypants non-believer with the wise-crack And do YOU feel you feel.... Oh, wait. That doesn't make sense... Dammit!

Eloise Baily wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Hello. I’m Professor Carole Franizzi of Hardvard On-line University for Digital Doms. I wonder if you would care to take part in a survey as the results will be utilised in a research paper towards my M.B.M. (Master in Being a Master)? 1.) Did your Mummy love you? Only on Thursdays if the dog was busy. 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? No, but Santa would if I was REALLY good. 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? My dingle-dongle broke and I had to borrow my cousin's. Answers will be treated with utter confidentiality. Although I cannot guarantee that I won’t snigger over them. Can I have a sticker? (Apologies to digital doms and bona fide researchers everywhere. Just teasin’.) Do YOU think you should have a sticker? (Gawd, being a psychotherapist is dead easy.....)

Perrie Juran wrote: Storm Clarence wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. /walks in seeking an appointment. Mr. Clarence: Hello I have some issues with phone sex. I am addicted. Mr. Juran: Step over here Mr. Clarence, can I interest you in a pre-paid phone with free minutes? Or a Nextel? Mr. Clarence: I'll take both. Mr. Juran: Another satisfied customer. And for the ladies we have these new phones. I'll take two.

Perrie Juran wrote: Void Singer wrote: PS Therapist is not a regulated term, so there are no qualifications Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. Hey! Hey! Stop trying to pinch my punters! I mean "patients".

Venus Petrov wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). I take no responsibility for the earlier posts under *my* name. My alt got hold of my account and sought to damage my unsullied reputation. I was raised in a very healthy environment. (Yeah,, yeah. Heard that one before a million times...) Tell me, Venus, why do you feel your alt wishes to damage your reputation?

Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). My Mum had no such things! Are you accusing my mother of being some kind of prevert? You'll be hearing from my Attorneys!!! At last! A Freudian lapsus to get my teeth into!! Let's see...."pre" as in before, prior to....."vert" as in...erm....the acronym for Very Egocentric Repressed.....uhm...."t"??.... OH!!!!! T-girl!!!! Transexual! There we go - Before she was a Very Egocentric Repressed Transexual! So, Perrie, how long have you believed that your mother used to be a man?

Void Singer wrote: hah, you should see what I don't put in my profile.... oh wait... most of that would be against ToS =D PS Therapist is not a regulated term, so there are no qualifications Oh yes it is! (Oh, no it's not!) We're talking psycho-therapist here (the "psycho" bit was give as understood) and here in the UK to be one, it takes about 9 years, all told, which includes registration in the Brtitish Board of Whatsits (only they don't call it exactly that). Interesting fact - the term "psycho" derives from the film of the same name by Hitchcock. Freud was a great fan of Alfred Hitchcock and he found the character played by Anthony Perkins of immense interest - the archetypal mummy-hating maniac, although the shower scene caused him to have nightmares about his mummy for weeks. Inspired by this character, and decidedly concerned by the fact he was now himself haunted by dreams of stabbing his own mummy, Freud decided to invent a science to treat such sufferers and called it PSYCHOlogy in honour of the great film-maker. Well, he tried to treat sufferers, but he discovered that if you're nuts, you're nuts. However, he found out that people found it immensely therapeutic to be asked their opinion and initiated the habit of asking "And how do you feel?" and charging £100 a go for doing so. Not a lot of people know that.... Disclaimer: The above opinion does not reflect the immense respect of Carole's operator for the noble and, at times, magical science that is psychology, but she has to let Carole have her little jokes.

Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!).

Dear Dr Spankmaster, I am delighted to inform you that research for my Masters thesis is almost concluded. You were right – SL was the perfect place to study odd-bods. You can’t turn for tripping over them. I am looking forward to completing my degree earlier than expected – it looks like it will be completed in a week, rather than the standard fortnight of your Masters courses. Regards, Carole Franizzi PS Before I forget – I joined the dots of the Bachelor’s degree I received from you last week, but when I coloured it in I went outside the lines with my chubby wax crayons. Do you think I could have another copy please?

Nacy Nightfire wrote: Hello Professor. I strongly encourage all participants of Second Life to make use of whatever virtual psychological services they can sign up for regardless of how specious, as you well know. Thank you for the opportunity to participate in your research project/survey. As soon as I untie my accountant, he will contact you to let you know where to forward the 100,000 lindens I understand you will be paying me for my participation. He's been a naughty boy. 1) Did your Mummy love you? Well, she was looking at herself in the mirror when she said it, but I think she meant me. 2) Did your Mummy spank you? Boy did she. And she'd do it again if she could catch me. 3) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? I was under the impression it was supposed to drop off. Indeed, Nacy. Why allow such a minor detail like being unable to verify whether a digital therapist is indeed a qualified therapist or is actually a patient being allowed his one-hour daily online time at the psychiatric clinic where he is being held after impersonating members of the medical profession throughout his distinguished career. Let’s face it – if he got away with it for a few years, he’s probably picked up a thing or two along the way. Thank your for filling in the questionnaire. Regarding payment – I have already made out a cheque (Porky’s Pixel Piggy-Bank – Your On-line Banking Institute) for the sum agreed upon. It’s in the post. Postman Pat will probably deliver it within the next day or two.

valerie Inshan wrote: Just found my dingle dongle, YAY!!!!!!! Wooot Carole, you rock! *sprinkles you with holy water* Go, my child. You are cured.

The plot thickens!!!! A grass-and-egg-attaching Linden griefer!!!!!! :matte-motes-shocked:

tako Absent wrote: I reloged and I was still wearing erik's egg lol but fortunately i managed to detached it. where the heck is that egg came from?? lol! Oh, good. That's the main thing. Who is Erik Linden, anyway? Can we assume, whoever he is, he didn't totally understand the sex-ed lesson about girlies being the ones with eggs and boys....? Well, you get the picture.