Carole Franizzi

Sy Beck wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Duh...what's tongue in cheek? signed, Really Dim Something to be saved for the second date. Dumbass. Ahhhh! Dammit. I've always done it on the first date. Thanks for the heads-up!

Oh, and if that doesn't work, do your test avie thingy and go back to your default avatar and put on all your own bits (skin, shape, etc) from scratch. Hope you get it sorted.

Girl, them rock-skirts are soooo last season! PS Try clearing cache...?

Sy Beck wrote: There is another option, a far, far darker one. It would entail the first online avatar cleansing programme. LL would forcibly eject all avatars from sparsely owned lands and relocate them into higher owned density lands and then destroy their previous homelands for good, wiping it from the face of the virtual world; an inverse lebensraum as it were. This would then start to bring a more economic ratio of population to available land. As the political maxim goes though, "It's easier not to give people something they want than to take away something they have.". P.S. To the dim of thinking, this is of course tongue in cheek. Duh...what's tongue in cheek? signed, Really Dim

Phil Deakins wrote: They'd certainly get a lot of flack from all landowners, and especially those who paid for one or more whole sims. But even more than that, they would kill the rental business at a stroke, which would mean most of the private islands being handed back, which in turn would mean a loss of most of LL's tier income. In other words, the SL sky really would fall. God, yes. Hadn't even thought of the rental aspect.

RudolphUkka wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: RudolphUkka wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Mine always seems to shrink again when I am finished in the shower. Someone was asking in another thread what a "wrinkly" was; perhaps you could help her out with a demonstration. *** Rudi *** "Someone", Rudi? Are you here to ask a question for a "friend", Rudi? I feel it's important to give yourself permission to be curious about what a wrinkly looks like. What do you think Rudi? Are you implying that Jesica Dragovar might be my alt? *** http://community.secondlife.com/t5/Role-Play/Sound-track-for-a-Wrinklies-Event/m-p/1221553#M2456 *** Rudi *** And "Jesica" is...? The name you give your dingle-dongle, perhaps? You know, Rudi, as a full-grown adult, using the term "dingle-dongle" is perfectly acceptable. No need for baby-talk. Interesting you give it a female name...how long have you felt that your dingle-dongle has a feminine nature? Mm? *poises pen ready to take notes*

You know, Mac, I'm beginning to suspect LL doesn't love us anymore. I'm not entirely convinced they even like us that much.

*walks in* Good God! You lot in here too! It would be unethical for me to socialise with nuts I waste my time trying to psycho-analise but who are so far gone that even Freud himself would have ended up just slapping with his note-pad patients. *walks out*

I'm a bit lacking in business understanding, but,a side from the excellent points you made, I'm guessing that if suddenly LL started just handing out free land as a permanent system, they might have a bit of a PR crisis with all the land-owners who had paid through the nose for it over the last 7 (?) years.

RudolphUkka wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Mine always seems to shrink again when I am finished in the shower. Someone was asking in another thread what a "wrinkly" was; perhaps you could help her out with a demonstration. *** Rudi *** "Someone", Rudi? Are you here to ask a question for a "friend", Rudi? I feel it's important to give yourself permission to be curious about what a wrinkly looks like. What do you think Rudi?

Sy Beck wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: 1.) Did your Mummy love you? Mummy loved lots of people for a small negotiable fee. 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? Not till I was a grown man and I had forgotten our weekly foot massage appointment. I respected her more for it. 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? Not only that, but she showed me a drawful of dingle dongles she had collected over the years. You'd think people would pick them up after they had dropped off. Why, Sy? Do you think people should pick them up after they drop off? You know, Sy, maybe you'd better speak to my secretary about fixing up an emergency appointment. I think, in your case, the sooner I see you, the better.

Void Singer wrote: 1.) Did your Mummy love you? Some days... 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? No, but she did beat me. generally with anything handy, including my father. 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? I suspect she meant to, but was too traumatized. I discovered the truth of it on my own when I learned she kept her own replacement in the back of her dresser. After that I wasn't worried that my own must have fallen off some time before I can remember, because I knew that replacements were sold and I wouldn't need to bother with long hours of watering with the shower in hopes that it would grow back. Suddenly, the reason why so many SLers seem totally off their rockers becomes clear as day....they ARE off their rockers!!! Frankly, a resident psychiatrist should be one service that LL might want to think about introducing. Stuff mesh! We got loonies here! I could prolly cough up another $50 and get one of those psychiatrist degrees off Hardvard's On-line School....apply for the job...make a friggin' fortune, cuz BOY is there a market for it..... Excellent, Void. Now, I'm going to show you an ink-blot pattern. Tell me the first thing that comes into your mind.

Knowl Paine wrote: Professor Carole Franizzi wrote: 1.) Did your Mummy love you? I will go ask her, brb,......... she said " I'm on the Phone"! and put her hand up; I think that means yes. Really, Knowl? Do you feel it means yes? 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? Our home policy followed national political policy, so, we were waterboarded. Well, it's a well-known fact that children need to know with extreme clarity the rules which govern their lives. Absence of such clarity can cause issues regarding limitations and authority later in life - so well done Mummy, for being so enllghtened and ahead of her time! 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? It will? :smileysurprised: Why? Hasn't it???

Storm Clarence wrote: Once you start clicking Val you will never stop. And contrary to what mummy tells you: your dingle dongle will NOT fall off. No, of course it won't. What a silly, sexually-repressed notion! YOU WILL GO BLIND, SO STOP IT NOW!!!!!!

valerie Inshan wrote: Say Carole, I bought this... hem... implant as you suggested. A really good quality/price ratio on the Marketplace. But... but... but, how do I attach this to me in RL? I keep clicking right frantically on where it should be worn and nothing happens! (oh wait, maybe something is happening if I click a bit harder). Uhm...this is excellent, Valerie. No need to be ashamed of our physicality and sexuality. There's no place for guilt in a healthy psyche. None at all. Absolutely wonderful you are so at ease with your body...wonderful...really.....but, maybe, if you don't mind - WOULD YOU BLOODY WELL STOP DOING THAT IMMEDIATELY!!!???

Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: I didn't actually ask about your early nutrition...do you feel I should have asked? *reaches for phone to call psychiatric dept.* Every Doctor I have ever talked to has asked me about this. You area real Doctor? Aren't you? Hell, yeah! I even got a diploma from Hardvard On-line School for Digital Doms signed by the rector himself - Dr Spankmaster!!!! And it only cost $50 which I thought was pretty good for a course lasting 2 whole weeks! Do you think I am a real doctor, Perrie? I liked when the baby sitter played Doctor with me. But then my Mum called the police on her. I never understood. Was really confused when the police gave me this doll to play with that had parts on it I wasn't supposed to touch. Do you want to play Doctor with me? Aww, jeez.... This job stinks. They're all nuts.... *sighs*

Venus Petrov wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: *writes in note-pad* 'Subject evidently blocked in phase of repressed verbalisation re: labelling of sex organs - unfamiliar with medical term "dingle-dongle". ' Sex organs??? Ohmy. I am feeling confused.... /me searches around for something to comfort herself But...but...when I play with my hair it makes me feel good. I just cannot play with it in front of Daddy. I cannot remember why.... Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off my notes, lady! You wouldn't understand them anyway. Way too many scientific terms for a lay-person. Now, get back in the waiting-room with the others! Damn patients....total loonies, every last one of 'em!

Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: I didn't actually ask about your early nutrition...do you feel I should have asked? *reaches for phone to call psychiatric dept.* Every Doctor I have ever talked to has asked me about this. You area real Doctor? Aren't you? Hell, yeah! I even got a diploma from Hardvard On-line School for Digital Doms signed by the rector himself - Dr Spankmaster!!!! And it only cost $50 which I thought was pretty good for a course lasting 2 whole weeks! Do you think I am a real doctor, Perrie?

*writes in note-pad* 'Subject evidently blocked in phase of repressed verbalisation re: labelling of sex organs - unfamiliar with medical term "dingle-dongle". '

Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Hello. I’m Professor Carole Franizzi of Hardvard On-line University for Digital Doms. I wonder if you would care to take part in a survey as the results will be utilised in a research paper towards my M.B.M. (Master in Being a Master)? 1.) Did your Mummy love you? 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? Answers will be treated with utter confidentiality. Although I cannot guarantee that I won’t snigger over them. (Apologies to digital doms and bona fide researchers everywhere. Just teasin’.) 1. Only when I behaved. 2. At least three times a day. And then my Dad would take over. 3. She hand cuffed me to the bed frame to stop me from doing this when I went to bed. 4. I was bottle fed. My Mum would have never bared her breasts. How dare you ask this! I didn't actually ask about your early nutrition...do you feel I should have asked? *reaches for phone to call psychiatric dept.*

Storm Clarence wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Storm Clarence wrote: No No No But she always told me to wear clean underwear. Interesting...interesting.... Tell me, do you harbour deep resentment towards this oppressive, domineering maternal treatment? And do you oblige your subs to change their silks daily? I didn't until....well until it she almost disowned me. My friends called me one evening to go out and play. I was not feeling very well at the time, and didn't want to party. They convinced me otherwise. I showered, and reached for some underwear but I had none that were clean. I improvised by donning babyblue, terri-cloth shorts with INFINITY bleached across the rear (long story) under my slacks. That evening the **bleep** hit the fan so to speak...I caught a couple of caps by some street thugs. When they rushed me to the hospital my mummy was waiting. As they cut and stripped off my clothes mummy discerned that I was wearing the babyblue shorts - she denied knowing me with the words: "that is not my son." Today, 30 some odd years later, I have some deep resentment. How can I put this all behind me? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh....*sucks thoughtfully on pen* Very interesting, Storm. How do you think you can put it all behind you...? (I think it might be useful if you kept a diary of your dreams. Any concerning you suffocating your Mummy with babyblue shorts would be of extreme relevance.)

Venus Petrov wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Hello. I’m Professor Carole Franizzi of Hardvard On-line University for Digital Doms. I wonder if you would care to take part in a survey as the results will be utilised in a research paper towards my M.B.M. (Master in Being a Master)? 1.) Did your Mummy love you? She said she did. That's good. 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? She let Daddy spank me. Erm...okay....uhm....and is spanking a big part of your "bedroom games" today?? 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? Giggles. No. But did it??? Answers will be treated with utter confidentiality. Although I cannot guarantee that I won’t snigger over them. (Apologies to digital doms and bona fide researchers everywhere. Just teasin’.)

valerie Inshan wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: You don't have a dingle-dongle? Well, that's totally going to mess up my thesis.... Would you contemplate getting an...erm..."implant"? Sure. I started browsing the marketplace already. Most grateful! Your contribution to humanity's academic patrimony is very much appreciated.

Storm Clarence wrote: No No No But she always told me to wear clean underwear. Interesting...interesting.... Tell me, do you harbour deep resentment towards this oppressive, domineering maternal treatment? And do you oblige your subs to change their silks daily?

valerie Inshan wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: 1.) Did your Mummy love you? Yes. 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? Yes. 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? I didn't even know I had a dingle-dongle. So I guess the answer is no. Answers will be treated with utter confidentiality. Although I cannot guarantee that I won’t snigger over them. Always glad to help. :smileywink: You don't have a dingle-dongle? Well, that's totally going to mess up my thesis.... Would you contemplate getting an...erm..."implant"?