Jumpman Lane Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Hi,I hired some lawyers a few months back. One from Cornell. One from Brown. These second tier ivy league shysters have been bleeding me dry, billing me for having their clerks and interns lurk in forums, tard around SL, tweet on twitter, google on google and some more crap. Just to make sure the coast was clear.See, thangs was rangy a while back; but, not NOW! All is silent. The innanet furvor has died down. No one is yappin bout Jumpman Lane.No maudlin sexbed makers turned up dead. In FACT just like we figured, after a few virtual hugs, SOMEBODY SNAKENFURTER came back. If SOMEBODY aint dead and Arrows LLC still making pennies in virtual currency NO LIABILTY! NO DAMAGES! Jumpy inna clear! Yay! My lawyers hand-wrote a greenlight to return to virtuosity on this bill they sent me.Ive had to lay low caws SOMEBODY pulled some passive aggressive faux-suicide publicity stunt. Bought time to learn some scripting skillz, and a PR positive positioning to peddle virtual sex-prtise. Lol (ive been hanging with greedy financial consultants-more later). I've been threatened with the spectre of LAWSUITS. Litigious blue collars! THAT pissed my poor rich as f@ck MOTHER the f@ck OFF and to no end too!Sap! She said. You are NOT going to give a PENNY of MY father's monies (GAMPY! My dear sweet rich Scrooge McDuck, Richest Duck in Duckberg Gampy!) To Somebody who labours with their hands and appears in scandalous television programs.Lawyer up! (Like witching up! Lil witch!) Make some monies too! (Mommy is a capitalist and a greedly lil witch!)So Ive tarded around these financial types swapping ideas, running schemes, clocking loot. You know the run down. You know the type. They wanna be The Wolf of Wall Street. They watch Scarface and Wall Street and Boiler Room and Paid in Full. Get rich writing bad paper offshore online loans to saps working @ mcds and then direct debit those direct deposited McDonalds checks right outta the bank the day before payday. Lol they blow all the monies on strippers and lawyers and blow and MORE lawyers. Ad nauseum, ad infinitum (they yap in latin caws they roll with SHYSTERS!)Well Im coming back to Second Life. And. Im bringing these yung rich amoral deginerates with me. Shysters & salesmen! You thought i was bad when all I did was peddle pixel porn? Well wait til you get a load of me!Yall better witch up! Lil witches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senobia Xenga Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I've had my fill of you already. I'm hoping the board mods have, as well - and act on it quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmoe Whitfield Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 You have no idea who jumpy is do you? Suffice to say, Jumpy wont be going anywhere fast, and jumpy is jumpy, some like him, some dispise him, but in the end, he is jumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 You must be new. I read the terms and stuff. I think this post complies. If you would kindly point out where it dont. Ill edit it with pleasure. Anyhows, I been gone too long. I need bout a hundred posts to get back in the swing of thangs. Feel free to snitch me out inna mean time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 bigmoe. Im stealin your post and slappin it on my inwerld profile lol. AMEN. (And a Whitfield too! I feel like its 2007 again!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmoe Whitfield Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 lo, you may use that as you wish jumpy and heh yeah not many whitfields left active, also call me moe. that big part is derpy lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 You got it moe! Outta 300 people only 5 log in and i cant remember who they are lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmoe Whitfield Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 I login with this account every once in a while, mostly using my alt though. but yeah on moe I've got 2xx something friends and I've seen maybe 3 on in the last year lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treasure Ballinger Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Welcome back Jumpy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Well Im not quittin! Ill cya in werld sometime moe! Im gonna do it like it 2007 all ova again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 Awwwww Treasure! Ur too sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellusdae Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 So if Jumpy is Jumpy, and Jumpy is an ex-pixel porn traffic controller, Jumpy sounds like someone everyone should know! Welcome back! I never knew you before Jumpy but you certainly come across as the person to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senobia Xenga Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 bigmoe Whitfield wrote: You have no idea who jumpy is do you? Besides annoying? No, I've no idea. Nor do I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 17, 2014 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 Ive spent the last few months tryin to be all forgot hehehehehe. Though i DO aspire to be somebody folks WOULD wanna know. Caws im a peach! P.S. i'm googleable! For realsies and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpman Lane Posted January 17, 2014 Author Share Posted January 17, 2014 Jumpy's in the hearts of EVERYONE! Hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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