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2 minutes ago, Drake1 Nightfire said:

Breath?

/me looks around and whispers, "Would you like to buy an E?"

omg lmao

That meme has been on cheezburger for years. lol

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12 minutes ago, IvyLarae said:

he only ever seemed to have a problem with me having an alt of African descent

That speaks volumes. 

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6 minutes ago, BelindaN said:

Well this thread has been more fun than I expected!.......?

But I only got asked once.......?

At least you got asked once. All I got was an imposter and this lousy t-shirt.

 

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6 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

My cats are looking at me funny.  Wondering why I'm gasping for air.

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6 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

You mean 'douchebad' wasn't specific enough?

??

STAHP!

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The whole thing is just crazy stupid. Or stupid crazy. Either way it's insanity.

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17 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Has everyone actually looked up his profile - and read the 1st Life page?

 

Now how am I supposed to do that? You didn't give me his name!! 

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1 minute ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Hey, I'm pretty sure he IM'd me first

Yeah? So?

He saved the best for last!

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Oh wait...

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17 minutes ago, Sylvannas Zulaman said:

I think it's because you came back to the forums recently? ?

Not exactly. I never really participated in the forums after the second time a new format was introduced. Or maybe it was the first. Either way it was way before 2009. lol

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7 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Fixed

You are so in for it now.

"some douchebag"

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"some douchebag" 

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@Scylla Rhiadra This is all YOUR fault! *shakes fist*

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[14:56] [redacted] waves!
 Greetings
  (¨`·.·´¨)  
  .`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)  
  .... ×`·.¸.·´× (¨`·.·´¨)   
                     `·.¸.·´
hello there angel ?
 how are you ?
 ? ??????
Hey… I know this is reaaaallly reaaallly random… but I saw  your profile … and I thought you were cute and really really  cool… So I had to say ‘Hi’…I’m (some douchebag) lets be friends
[14:56] Autoresponse sent: We're sorry but the number you have dialed is out of order. 
[14:56] Second Life: 

[redacted]  is offering friendship.

Would you be my friend?

(By default, you will be able to see each other's online status.)

 

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5 minutes ago, Fionalein said:

WOPR, let's play Global Thermonuclear War...

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15 minutes ago, Sylvannas Zulaman said:

HA! GUESS WHAT?

I feel so left out. ?

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3 minutes ago, Callum Meriman said:

Not even close to accurate. They are little more then a pretty display watching a few common ports. They miss a lot of the traffic and a lot of the attack styles. They also don't truely show the source of any attacks, just intermediate steps of them.

Mostly, ignore those Maps, their only real purpose is to "Wow!" boardroom people into spending money on security.

Watching this one is like watching WWIII

https://threatmap.fortiguard.com/

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15 minutes ago, Aethelwine said:

Have Linden Lab confirmed or said anything about the problems over the last week to confirm that these are DDOS attacks?

April Linden confirmed that the login issues this past Sunday (US) were due to DDoS attack. If I run across the post again, I"ll link it.

Frankly, I think the log in issues that have been on going all week are symptomatic of that attack. Either because something got really messed up or the attack is being continued.

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1 minute ago, Fionalein said:

He is speaking Pubescent Nerdboy - very bad Creole language only found in small habitats called Game Workshops...

At least he wasn't trying to speak in Coon@$$ as can only be heard in Avoyelles Parish. 

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8 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

Fun? LIGHT HEARTED????

This is WAR!

Now, grab your fife, drum, and musket, and CHOOSE A SIDE!!!

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10 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

* Excepting, of course, Maddy, who didn't get an IM.

Poor Maddy . . . ?

I still haven't gotten one. ?

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1 hour ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:

it is an open sandbox that was designed to allow people to explore their creativity in a virtual environment.

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/me ponders if the word "sharing" in this case includes linking to blog posts and forums or would it be defined as sharing only with others members on Flickr.

 

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7 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

...feigns disinterest in this wave of laudatory friendship requests until she finally cracks, then storms off in a huff, setting everyone who got one on fire.

ETA: I just logged in, thinking there was perhaps a chance I'd been blessed while away.

...sets all of you on fire again.

/me squirts gasoline on the flames

 

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Popularity? Did we somehow travel back in time to high school?

Someone forgot to send me the memo.