kattatonia Wickentower

Dearest Dee, Welcome aboard! I'm sure we will soon become BFFs and of course you may call me Katt, but not in front of the clients please. As for KK's attire, first let me explain that Ms Kyrie, as my designer, is one of those arty types and I believe she was trying to emulate the outfit a friends of hers claimed was "tres chique" Needless to say, we do not wear uniforms here at the complaint department. We are professionals!

My dear baker, While you are there would you mind picking up a few things for me as well? I share your annoyance at not having the proper accompaniments at hand to go with what your are serving. I just need a quart of light cream, a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs. Thanks ever so much.

DQ Darwin wrote: Dear Quinn: Not wanting to steal Katt's role here, in her absences may I suggest you seek some help from the person who opened office in the post just ahead of yours. According to her sign she is open and rather shall we say inexpensive. Dear Ms. Darwin, As it happens, we would not mind having an assistant here in the Complaint Department. We recently underwent renovations and soon we will be serving our clients in a state of the art Department that I'm sure you would feel proud to be a part of.

Lia Abbot wrote: I would like to complain about people who start frivolous threads that damage the otherwise unfriendly, insulting and downright bullying banter that goess on in these forums. We should be hurling bricks at each other, not handing round cheese and wine. As such I have reported you and this thead to the moderators. I will complain again tomorrow when they fail to close it down. Dear Madam or Sir, It's good to see you complaining so vigorusly. Keeps the lungs clear, doesn't it? I will be happen to listen to your complaints again tomorrow. Til then, next!

Dear Madam or Sir, I agree with you 100%. Improper use of language is one of my pet peeves too. So you say this vampire named Bill can not employ a contraction? And he lived through the entire 20th Century? Must be a slow learner or something, eh? And there's another vampire named Eric who doesn't have this problem? Ah well, there seems to be no consistency there. And two is a rather small sample of vampires for us to draw any conclusions, but there it is. I feel your pain. Next!

Canoro Philipp wrote: Ms. Wickentower, I would like to complain that you are not a Linden, having you in customer service would improve relations greatly. Sincerely, Canoro Philipp Dear Madam or Sir: I am terribly sorry about the confusion. Let me explain. I do not serve my clients, I merely listen to their complaints. Service is a concept I am quite unsuited for. That is why I run the Complaint Department. I do not work in "Customer Service". While I am quite adept at identifying the source of my clients troubles, and feel quite a bit of insincere sympathy for them; I am afraid that fixing things is not my forte. That is why I am best suited to continue my ministrations here in the Complaint Department. Our motto is "We understand." We may not do anything about it but we do understand. ETA: to fix some rather annoying gramatical errors

Dearest Dee, number 5 is yours. Just as soon as I figure out what that means. Next!

Dear Madam or Sir, Such a wonderful complaint! I applaud your efforts to improve the services here at the Complaint Department. We've had some very good suggestions from our clients and yours will be given due consideration. Next! ETA: to correct the form of address

Suella Ember wrote: I'd like to complain in the strongest possible terms that there was a big pile of cheese in this thread and no-one bothered to inform me. I will be writing to my local MP about this travesty forthwith! Yours angrily, Suella Ember P.S. On a much less important note i'd also like to complain about the fact that the sky is falling, SL ate my baby, LL stole my soul etc etc :smileyindifferent: saved some for you SueEllen: I am terribly sorry about the delay, but i was unaware of the sudden burst of activity in this thread until just this morning myself.

Dearest Void, I'm so sorry that I replied and thus robbed you of your opportunity to complain about being ignored. Sometimes it is difficult to know just how to please my clients. Next!

Dearest Quinn, welcome back! You were missed. I am terribly sorry to hear that you were accosted upon your return. To be honest with you I don't share your aversion to the prolate spheroid shaped delicacy. But in her defense, I believe that KK was just teasing and had not intended to cause serious harm. Never the less, I feel your pain. Next!

There you go dear and thanks for providing the cheese

Dear Kelly, That sign would be perfect, however, I am not a doctor, and I'm afraid some of my more litigious clients might be inclined to sue me for misrepresentation, if I were to use it. I do appreciate your complaint though.

Dear Mr Taurog, I am so sorry to hear that. Does you neighbor have a good sense of rhythm? Perhaps they are trying to offer some percussion.

Dear Wildcat, I'm a little confused. Are you complaining about receiving this letter? First let me assure you that it was not generated by this department. We do not solve problems here, we just listen to them. It would seem that the author of this letter is attempting to resolve an issue. If the complainer in the letter had come to me, I would have listened carefully and murmured vague reassurances. Then I would extol upon the virtues of ear plugs.

You can complain about whatever you like Abigail. I am dedicated to serving my clients needs. Have a cookie.

Maryanne Solo wrote: I would like to complain that not one.. hear me ^- !? NOT ONE.. person has bought any food to this thread.. How am I supposed to read all the complaints without F0.0D I ask u o.0 *shakes head *rolls iii's and clicks another browser tab... I hear you Aveline, it's a dificult job. Would this help?

Janelle Darkstone wrote: I'd like to complain about my Backspace key. I'll have a reply all typed out to some posts that's snarky, sarcastic. condescending, derailing and sometimes just downright mean.. and then I'll think better of it and use the backspace key and not send it. While you're at it, can you fix the steering wheel in my truck? There was a crowd of hipsters on the street corner one day and I couldn't bring myself to run them over. I feel your pain Janelle! It's rather like having the little angels and devils on your shoulders and just when your devilish side is on a roll, that little angel sneaks in and hits the backspace (also known to use the delete) key and it's all for naught. I think it's called having a conscience. Dang it all.

Shelby Silverspar wrote: Kattatonia, I think you've found your calling! :smileyvery-happy: Why thank you Shelby! Did you have a complaint dear?

Void Singer wrote: I've actually tried petitioning for the latter (the former is pointless) Dearest Void, Can I reiterate once again, that it is such a pleasure to say Dearest Void? I'm so glad you found something to complain about after all. I do hope your petition for an "ignore this user" feature succeeds.

Kasya Sciavo wrote: I'd like to complain about transparent apologists and shills labelling paying customers who dare to criticise and/or object to dumb fool policies as 'whiners'. Ask any successful company who they truly value....the 'yes' men or the critical customer. Kasya, I feel your pain; even though I don't quite understand your complaint. Are you really complaining about the complainers who complain about complainers? If so, then you have my deepest sympathy. If not, you also have my deepest sympathy.

Opensource Obscure wrote: I'd like to complain about Second Life Forums being full of whiners AND "Ignore this user" feature being not available. If at least one of these problems were resolved I'd be good. I'm terribly sorry Mr. Obscure. I hesitate to mention this, but did you know you can ignore users without a feature? As for the whole good/bad dichotomy, I'm a bit fuzzy on that; but I know that you're not supposed to cross the streams.

Blot Brickworks wrote: I would like to complain about my toothache that has lasted 10 days.............Please feel free to feel my pain......Instead of me.......... Oh you poor dear! Get thee to a dentist, pronto!

Dearest Void, It's so nice to be able to address you without fear of being moderated. I'm terribly sorry that you have nothing to complain about. If you think of something later please feel free to come back. Apparently this thread is going to be around for a while. I'd forgotten all about it until it popped up in my email this morning.

NicholasKulp wrote: I would like to complain about a couple things. Keep in mind this is a new account yet I have been in SL for years. 1. I am new to the forums and it is very hard to navigate and see recent posts on my threads or threads I have posted on. 2. The new viewer. I've finally got it set up and running smoothly but I still randomly get kicked off, stuff wont load, and I can't navigate my way around all of the complex new crap they've added (I've used a version from 2009 until now). 3. Although SL is rather large, there aren't the niches I want. Sure, if you want to find a club with 100 light pink and melon green kitten avatars, you'll find that. Or a cookie avatar club. But if I want to find say.. a club with people my age IN REAL LIFE - good luck! 4. I'm starting to get a headace (I've been feeling it coming on for a while) so I think I'll save the rest of my complaints for later. Especially since I've got a date tonight! Thanks for this haha. Peace. Dear Nicholas, I hate to nit pick, however, your complaint began by stating that you had a couple of things to complain about. Then you proceeded with a well ordered list of four items, the last of which promised that the rest of your complaints would be addressed at a later time. My friend, (may I call you my friend?), I fear that you neglected to mention that you have some difficulties with mathematical concepts. Specifically, the word couple is commonly used to mean two items. Now as I said before, I hate to nit pick but communication can be an elusive beast at times; especially if one is not precise with ones words. Now then, let me just add that there is no quota or maximum number of complaints allowed in this complaint department. You may complain about as many things as you wish. But lets not misrepresent ourselves. And now, lets get down to the substance of your complaints. I am keeping in mind that you have been in SL for longer than your current avatars age. Did you want to complain about that? If so, I will need to know the specifics:What is it that displeases you about this new account? I do understand the frustration you feel about posting in the forums, you are not alone. Somewhere in this maze of forums and sub forums, there are a few informative posts about setting up your preferences so that you can receive emails when there is activity in threads you are interested in. Something about subscribing to the thread. But that is another department, this thread is dedicated to complaints, not solutions. Next, the new viewer. Running smoothly? How awful for you! I jest. Really, I think it is terribly brave of you to embrace the new viewer. There is a rather steep learning curve to getting the hang of it. I'm sure given time you wil master it though. And since you are not a newb, I don't have to tell you that random stuff breaking in SL is not the fault of any particular viewer, but just the way it goes. As for the third item on your list, not able to find your age group in SL, you neglected to mention your age. But you do have my sympathy. All I can tell you is don't give up, I'm sure they are out there. And if you can't find them, remember you are as old as you feel, try accepting the people around you whether they are the same as you or different. As for the fourth item, I am terribly sorry about your headache. I hope it doesn't ruin your date.