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Jumpman Lane

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  1. jack kennedy was a filandering crypto commie! i sir/madamn am a filandering radical for capitalism! hehehehe
  2. ive learned over the years that thats the gospel truth ME Treardrop! i just soldier on and hope either me or mine enemies get banned from said forum lol usually its me (i was banned in these forumsonce but they let me back in)
  3. it will turn out well. a year from now ull prob be selling houses
  4. hehehe i look better than jfk and his secrect service nickky cage guy lol
  5. WELL i was thinking of the pose of his official white house portrait but ur right more like luke wilson lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:John_F_Kennedy_Official_Portrait.jpg
  6. how y'all like my young, handsome JFK thinkin bout some stuff forum avatar badge pic with my glasses on!
  7. im all four! i reckon thats why im being stawked! hehehehe did i mention i was a genius too! i got the test scores to prove it!
  8. you're absolutely right rhett! you're absolutely right! tho my science project was cooler!
  9. apparently im a cyber bully! well ive been accused of it on twitter at any rate, but that sap is a cyber stalker so i call it even. i suppose creating a thread here in the forums that was really a werd for werd butt hurt twitter quote from my "vic" just means im mean! (Have you ever been cyberstalked online? Did you stop it? How?)
  10. void! void! void! u just aint gonna believe it but thats just what i been doin lmao. but i got a dumb stalker! the sap is pretty slow onna up take lol!
  11. im gonna my cyber stawker hasnt had much luck inna courts of law lately! lol
  12. me believe! me believe it'll come back in style! caws ima man of the future! i can see right inside ur head!
  13. You're absolutely right, Chet! You're absolutely right! (ya'll like werid science too?)
  14. "All on a sudden miserable pain Surprised thee, dim thine eyes and dizzy swum In darkness, while thy head flames thick and fast Threw forth, till on the left side opening wide, Likest to thee in shape and countenance bright, Then shining heavenly fair, a goddess armed, Out of thy head I sprung"-Milton (off the top of my head prob misquoted, Paradise Lost hehehehe like Sin I was born full grown out of Lucifers's head (also like Aphrodite outta Zeus' head heheheh). So I'm bad and beautiful (but not a gal) my point is I AINT GOT NO PARENTS and dont want no cyberstalkers lol (AND WHO SAID A CLASSICAL EDUCATION WAS USELESS IN THIS ANTI-INTELLECTUAL AGE ) hehehehe
  15. thanx melita! all very good advice but all i can figure is that its just a misdemenor in my state! lol
  16. Dearest MaryAnne Dawter of Han it didn't happen in these here foreems! (or any forum caws I'm banned in every forum but this one hehehe) it happened alla cross the innanet! Unnastan. I was just mindin my biness now I'm bein stawked!
  17. Yeah that turd munch googled me and now I'm being cyber stawked! All I ever did was say "Jumpy'd know ur sawng even if ya was to stick to hummin!" and um wreck like three lucrative biness deals & expose a lie or two! Now I'm being stawked! HELP! hehehe
  18. well dearest peg the sap , i mean cyberstalker posted it all on flickr! in a set he named after me. lately he made it private when i told him he was shouting his stalkerage out to the werld!
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