Jumpman Lane

im the best man onna whole werld! and i dont need you to tell me that! u insular saps on ur crappy little insular blog forums have to realize that a certain section of second life residents actually loves Jumpman Lane and many post in these here forums! square biness!

well womens cry when somethin bad happens to saps they're pretendin to love lol

i think maybe a yung chris walken maybe hehehe. oh ive had the worst toxic gal friend for the last 18 months. now we're arguin over who dumped whom lol but its tapewrin out lol. i wasnt suspended or nothing

im being stawked in THESE forukms by u by draggin in that crap from lesser worser much more crappier forums. reserruct dead treads in dying forums on ur own time. im banned there anyhows hehehe NECROMANCER!

noooooo i'm pretty sure i did hehehehe hurt a few peoples feelings in a virety of forums. on twitter too!

i didnt stalk THEM fools all i did was hurt their feelings lol um maybe u should read the archives HERE hehehehehe Jumpy never starts nothin he finishes it and just like i said they banned me in got virtual and spent a week yappin bout me after i was gon e, same in second citizen mark douche heheheheh but i unno, i mthinkin my antics over there were more cyber bullying than cyber stalking hehehehee, or cyber hurting someone's feelings hehehehe

um can ya say doody inthese forums lol

ill have somebody sculpt them turdballs outta doody and keep it in my livinroom like a bust or something!

heheheheh yup and i use my powah for evils and moneh! period hehehehe

by the by im startin a noob army like them vampies in twilight:eclipse! I will not rest until all the people named Resident are clones of me!

Lady Dawson was like the Emperor to my Darth Vader! she tawt meh how to use the force and turned me over to The Dark Side! She taught me style, grace, wit, history, tactics, strategy, poise, diction, & how to shoot pix when windlight was in beta!

it was hard werk too! i didnt tard around blowin up helicopters or standing in the middle of the road with a gatling gun mowing down pedestrians it just FELT LIKE IT! hehehehehe

im FIC! tHAT lIGHTING rOD bLOGGER DEF SAID SO! I'm feted by lindens alla time! I'm the Don Dada of the neighborhood & everytime ya see me im up to no good! Tweeples er i mean Residents ur KANG IS GOIN TO WAWER! get ya self a commission let's save the werld! or do ya wanna stand around rebakin all ya second life! hehehehe

see here time honored thermal resident YOU qualify! join up and ill make ya a top srgt! hehehehe WE GOIN TO WAWER!

heheheheh TO the class of 2003 saps were gonna bury WE ALL NOOBS! " JINE UP!

hehehehe I NEED BODIES!

The Great Watermelon is stiull in the building! Never fear ! Jumpy er i mean Torley is here!

i unnastan ur pain! my cyber stalker ran around sayin i was cyber stalking THEM. looked up the definition of cyberstalking! realized that the fool was in fact cyberstalking ME then went all silent! i feel like the sap is creating werid anims with thier mocap suit involving porn and self sastifaction while looking at pix of meh if u ask meh! caws my cyber stalker is a bit of a perv hehehehe

Hi, I'm startin a Noob Army like them vampies in Twilight: Eclipse & I need bodies! If you're new! If ur last name is Resident! if you dont know ur a noob jine up! We goin after all our enemies in a big innanet showdown fulla vampies & werewoofs and a bunch kicthen sinx throwed in! If you like drama! If u like seein ur enemies driven before you in chains! if u like vampies & werewoofs! if u like hearin the lamentations of the womens if u aint scared of the police and being sued or drug inta the courts of law as a hostile witness! if u wanna be famous! and all up in the news if u dont mind explaining ur side of things to friendly (and sometimes less than friendly) linden lab employees if u desire innanet riches (in lindens well we'll b crackhead rich inna end hehehehe) JOIN ME! let's be heroes all up in this piece (tho we aint botherin with spandex and capes hehehehe) call ur kang jine ur liege One Jump Lane The King of Second Life

hi woody im me in werld and we'll pal up! im startin a Noob Army just like them vampies did in Twilight: Eclipse and Jumpy need bodies!

UM ! my name is Jumpman Lane. I regret that I cannot hav an avi with the last name Resident! caws ima man o the peoples and such but i reckon ill soldier on as a Lane hehehehe how yall doin!

clarify? howda whut! lol

well my dump is hot! tho u'd be better off trying jador as furni!

well dearest ceka doll i'll bury them first to hide the evidence heheheh then i'll proceed to missin em ! lol

heheheh i luv The Biebs! staw quality and what not!