Lia Abbot

I'm not sticking my paw up anyone Dee!! Keep it clean, girl!

No, no val, you've got it wrong. That's not me. I'm the black and white one over by that black and white one, next to the other black and white one. Sheesh, how could you make such a mistake? That one's nothing like me.

So you didn't find my 'to err is human' joke funny? /me storms off... Then remembers how warm it is beside Hippie's fire... Then remembers that Wildcat is a lovely pussycat. /me sneaks back in, settles beside the fire, and tickles Wildcat behind the ears...

Hi Wildcat! I heard this yesterday and thought of you. 'To err is human, to purr, feline'. Had to giggle. Happy Monday all! Hugggles!

I hope you had a happy day val. I tried to get to your party but was late and then couldn't tp, so I'll send you hugs by post instead.

Lillie Woodells wrote: Good MornAfterEvening all! /me sets up the usual brunch and a huge pot of beef stock over the fire with a large roast. Let's make hobo stew! I've supplied the beef and the pot, Hippie provided the fire, let's see what other goodies we can add to it today! Hugs to you all! I'll supply the hobo

The parrot's crackers? He seemed perfectly sane to me, but what do I know?

Thank you Lillie. You were wonderful. I'm still trying to get the smile off my face.

Don't let Wildcat see that birdie val! Thursday Huggggs to all

Hi Eloise! How nice to see such a friendly face again. Let's all think the best of Venus. She gets cross sometimes, but her heart is good. Your sig is one of my fave jokes. Except I say 'Why can't they share the hedge?'.

Stop it Lillie! I'm getting fat just reading that!

Madelaine McMasters wrote: It's so nice to have you back, Lia. It's been soooo long since my glasses had a good cleaning. ;-) Happy Tuesday, Kids! /me makes a dash for it whilst Maddy peers through her smudgy glasses and chats to a tree.

/me grabs a knife and fork and heads to Lillie's place.

Happy Tuesday to all!

May I add my apologies to everyone else's Val? Happy Birthday ma amie and a huuuuuuge hugggggg.

Hiya Hippie You'd have been bored stiff if you'd been with me last night. In Philly some guy called Roger Daltrey performed the whole of 'Tommy' with an incredible band. Very dull. Why are my ears ringing, my hands so sore and my voice hoarse? And why can't I get this dumb smile off my face?

Great stuff LoveAngel. Did you know that the kid in that movie went on to be Uncle Fester in The Addams Family TV series?

Hah! That story's rubbish Maddy. I watch Spongebob and... Oooh! there's pretty pictures of spiders on your post.

Hiya val! I got as far as Dover, but then turned back. I did wave, though. Huggggs

Thanks Hippie, and congratulations on the 2000. Wonderful work! /me staggers off to relieve the jet lag with breakfast of kippers and gin.

hanks Hippie. A nasty experience, but one with a happy ending.

Thank you Dee. Missed you all. Hugs!

/me hugs Maddy and wonders what the crunching sound is.

Hugs Lillie. Thank you for the kind words. Lia's back and ready to be silly, as always!

Hi all! Still in England and having real difficulty getting online, but here I am. Horrible experience Thursday night. My son choked at a restaurant. I gave him the Heimlich maneuver but had to squeeze six or seven times. I was scares s***less. Thankfully he's fine. Sorry to be so low, but I needed to share it with someone.Back to normal Tuesday.