Scylla Rhiadra

At this stage, we don't need muskets, knives, or even HP Sauce. If he knew how we were talking about him, he'd drop dead of embarrassment on the spot.

And . . . if no one steps forward to claim him, we use the knife, right? (I kind of like the idea of suspending him upside down by one leg while we decide.)

Well, to judge from the carnage that has ensued from this most recent Invasion of the In-World Douchebags . . . apparently not!

Please. Please . . . no. The weird thing is, the GIF actually looks and moves a bit like him. Minus the glasses, but . . . really.

? I don't think you can say that here! Can you? Wait. You just did.

Yep. I actually chatted with him for maybe a half hour? And yes, he moves very fast. Fortunately, he's also completely incompetent and utterly unattractive. (Well, to me anyway . . .)

Hmmmph, maybe. But who hustled her butt out there to actually MEET him, huh? Huh?????

I suspect that his MO was to simply work his way through a single thread somewhere, copying and pasting names of posters. On the basis of my conversation with him, almost certainly one of the vanity threads.

lol Yay????

That's a little like feeling overlooked and neglected when the plague cart passes by without tossing you into the back.

Oooh. Wow. He's a Serial Serial Player!

Ask a stupid question . . . Some of us actually LIKE HP sauce! And it goes really well with grilled ex-boyfriend.

Is it only 20? Whew. I thought we were up to at least twice that.

Oh great. ANOTHER rival for his affections! ?

Not what they told us to do in Health class.

This is becoming positively unhygienic. /me hands you the antibacterial soap.

Excuse me, Sir, but the foreign language subforums are below

lol where did you get one of THOSE? Or maybe pepper spray?

This is so helpful! Thank you! I think I'm going to take the plunge and try it out. Because really, why not???

Tell me about it, right? Hey, wait! Why don't YOU take Drake . . . AND LEAVE MY BF ALONE!!!!

Fun? LIGHT HEARTED???? This is WAR! Now, grab your fife, drum, and musket, and CHOOSE A SIDE!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HAH!!! Like I'm going to tell YOU!!

* Excepting, of course, Maddy, who didn't get an IM. Poor Maddy . . . ?

NOT the kind of fullsome, all-hands-on-deck sort of support I was looking for, Skell. ? This forum is a jungle, and you're either for me, or against me (and for that trollop Cindy). There is no room here for mere observers!