Nacy Nightfire Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Hello Professor. I strongly encourage all participants of Second Life to make use of whatever virtual psychological services they can sign up for regardless of how specious, as you well know. Thank you for the opportunity to participate in your research project/survey. As soon as I untie my accountant, he will contact you to let you know where to forward the 100,000 lindens I understand you will be paying me for my participation. He's been a naughty boy. 1) Did your Mummy love you? Well, she was looking at herself in the mirror when she said it, but I think she meant me. 2) Did your Mummy spank you? Boy did she. And she'd do it again if she could catch me. 3) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? I was under the impression it was supposed to drop off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Nacy Nightfire wrote: Hello Professor. I strongly encourage all participants of Second Life to make use of whatever virtual psychological services they can sign up for regardless of how specious, as you well know. Thank you for the opportunity to participate in your research project/survey. As soon as I untie my accountant, he will contact you to let you know where to forward the 100,000 lindens I understand you will be paying me for my participation. He's been a naughty boy. 1) Did your Mummy love you? Well, she was looking at herself in the mirror when she said it, but I think she meant me. 2) Did your Mummy spank you? Boy did she. And she'd do it again if she could catch me. 3) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? I was under the impression it was supposed to drop off. Indeed, Nacy. Why allow such a minor detail like being unable to verify whether a digital therapist is indeed a qualified therapist or is actually a patient being allowed his one-hour daily online time at the psychiatric clinic where he is being held after impersonating members of the medical profession throughout his distinguished career. Let’s face it – if he got away with it for a few years, he’s probably picked up a thing or two along the way. Thank your for filling in the questionnaire. Regarding payment – I have already made out a cheque (Porky’s Pixel Piggy-Bank – Your On-line Banking Institute) for the sum agreed upon. It’s in the post. Postman Pat will probably deliver it within the next day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Dear Dr Spankmaster, I am delighted to inform you that research for my Masters thesis is almost concluded. You were right – SL was the perfect place to study odd-bods. You can’t turn for tripping over them. I am looking forward to completing my degree earlier than expected – it looks like it will be completed in a week, rather than the standard fortnight of your Masters courses. Regards, Carole Franizzi PS Before I forget – I joined the dots of the Bachelor’s degree I received from you last week, but when I coloured it in I went outside the lines with my chubby wax crayons. Do you think I could have another copy please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). My Mum had no such things! Are you accusing my mother of being some kind of prevert? You'll be hearing from my Attorneys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 hah, you should see what I don't put in my profile.... oh wait... most of that would be against ToS =D PS Therapist is not a regulated term, so there are no qualifications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). I take no responsibility for the earlier posts under *my* name. My alt got hold of my account and sought to damage my unsullied reputation. I was raised in a very healthy environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Void Singer wrote: PS Therapist is not a regulated term, so there are no qualifications Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Perrie Juran wrote: Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. /walks in seeking an appointment. Mr. Clarence: Hello I have some issues with phone sex. I am addicted. Mr. Juran: Step over here Mr. Clarence, can I interest you in a pre-paid phone with free minutes? Or a Nextel? Mr. Clarence: I'll take both. Mr. Juran: Another satisfied customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. /walks in seeking an appointment. Mr. Clarence: Hello I have some issues with phone sex. I am addicted. Mr. Juran: Step over here Mr. Clarence, can I interest you in a pre-paid phone with free minutes? Or a Nextel? Mr. Clarence: I'll take both. Mr. Juran: Another satisfied customer. And for the ladies we have these new phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 up to 100% of my statements in this thread have not been fabricated in any way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Void Singer wrote: hah, you should see what I don't put in my profile.... oh wait... most of that would be against ToS =D PS Therapist is not a regulated term, so there are no qualifications Oh yes it is! (Oh, no it's not!) We're talking psycho-therapist here (the "psycho" bit was give as understood) and here in the UK to be one, it takes about 9 years, all told, which includes registration in the Brtitish Board of Whatsits (only they don't call it exactly that). Interesting fact - the term "psycho" derives from the film of the same name by Hitchcock. Freud was a great fan of Alfred Hitchcock and he found the character played by Anthony Perkins of immense interest - the archetypal mummy-hating maniac, although the shower scene caused him to have nightmares about his mummy for weeks. Inspired by this character, and decidedly concerned by the fact he was now himself haunted by dreams of stabbing his own mummy, Freud decided to invent a science to treat such sufferers and called it PSYCHOlogy in honour of the great film-maker. Well, he tried to treat sufferers, but he discovered that if you're nuts, you're nuts. However, he found out that people found it immensely therapeutic to be asked their opinion and initiated the habit of asking "And how do you feel?" and charging £100 a go for doing so. Not a lot of people know that.... Disclaimer: The above opinion does not reflect the immense respect of Carole's operator for the noble and, at times, magical science that is psychology, but she has to let Carole have her little jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 so, it's not really the Therapist part that is regulated but the Psycho part? this would explain a great many things about the qualification process =D @Perrie: hmm finally a reason to buy a cell phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). My Mum had no such things! Are you accusing my mother of being some kind of prevert? You'll be hearing from my Attorneys!!! At last! A Freudian lapsus to get my teeth into!! Let's see...."pre" as in before, prior to....."vert" as in...erm....the acronym for Very Egocentric Repressed.....uhm...."t"??.... OH!!!!! T-girl!!!! Transexual! There we go - Before she was a Very Egocentric Repressed Transexual! So, Perrie, how long have you believed that your mother used to be a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Venus Petrov wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). I take no responsibility for the earlier posts under *my* name. My alt got hold of my account and sought to damage my unsullied reputation. I was raised in a very healthy environment. (Yeah,, yeah. Heard that one before a million times...) Tell me, Venus, why do you feel your alt wishes to damage your reputation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Void Singer wrote: @Perrie: hmm finally a reason to buy a cell phone. we will stay open late just for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Perrie Juran wrote: Void Singer wrote: PS Therapist is not a regulated term, so there are no qualifications Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. Hey! Hey! Stop trying to pinch my punters! I mean "patients". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Perrie Juran wrote: Storm Clarence wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. /walks in seeking an appointment. Mr. Clarence: Hello I have some issues with phone sex. I am addicted. Mr. Juran: Step over here Mr. Clarence, can I interest you in a pre-paid phone with free minutes? Or a Nextel? Mr. Clarence: I'll take both. Mr. Juran: Another satisfied customer. And for the ladies we have these new phones. I'll take two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 no no, it's just a common mythspelling of Pervect =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). My Mum had no such things! Are you accusing my mother of being some kind of prevert? You'll be hearing from my Attorneys!!! At last! A Freudian lapsus to get my teeth into!! Let's see...."pre" as in before, prior to....."vert" as in...erm....the acronym for Very Egocentric Repressed.....uhm...."t"??.... OH!!!!! T-girl!!!! Transexual! There we go - Before she was a Very Egocentric Repressed Transexual! So, Perrie, how long have you believed that your mother used to be a man? My Mother WAS NOT a thespian! How dare you insinuate something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Venus Petrov wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Research findings so far: A prevalence of emotionally detached maternal figures in the completed questionnaires cannot be considered an insignificant factor. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the fact that several subjects possess partially-repressed and therefore confused memories of their mothers’ own toy dingle-dongle collections and use thereof. The direct resultant effect of such trauma can be observed in the life-styles and activities the affected subjects have pursued in SL (I checked their profiles and…OMG! WEEEEEEIRDOS!). I take no responsibility for the earlier posts under *my* name. My alt got hold of my account and sought to damage my unsullied reputation. I was raised in a very healthy environment. (Yeah,, yeah. Heard that one before a million times...) Tell me, Venus, why do you feel your alt wishes to damage your reputation? She was never number one in mum's eyes. Jealousy. Pure and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Storm Clarence wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers. /walks in seeking an appointment. Mr. Clarence: Hello I have some issues with phone sex. I am addicted. Mr. Juran: Step over here Mr. Clarence, can I interest you in a pre-paid phone with free minutes? Or a Nextel? Mr. Clarence: I'll take both. Mr. Juran: Another satisfied customer. And for the ladies we have these new phones. I'll take two. By appointment only. If you can't come, call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 " However, he found out that people found it immensely therapeutic to be asked their opinion and initiated the habit of asking "And how do you feel?" and charging £100 a go for doing so." I feel £100 lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 "Hey! Hey! Stop trying to pinch my punters! I mean "patients"." This sounds like unpardonably degenerate behavior in American-English speak. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Storm Clarence wrote: Perrie Juran wrote: Slaps a new sign on my store front, eagerly awaiting new customers And for the ladies we have these new phones. By appointment only. If you can't come, call. Our lines are manned 24 hours a day by REAL men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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