Eloise Baily Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Hello. I’m Professor Carole Franizzi of Hardvard On-line University for Digital Doms. I wonder if you would care to take part in a survey as the results will be utilised in a research paper towards my M.B.M. (Master in Being a Master)? 1.) Did your Mummy love you? Only on Thursdays if the dog was busy. 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? No, but Santa would if I was REALLY good. 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? My dingle-dongle broke and I had to borrow my cousin's. Answers will be treated with utter confidentiality. Although I cannot guarantee that I won’t snigger over them. Can I have a sticker? (Apologies to digital doms and bona fide researchers everywhere. Just teasin’.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Eloise Baily wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Hello. I’m Professor Carole Franizzi of Hardvard On-line University for Digital Doms. I wonder if you would care to take part in a survey as the results will be utilised in a research paper towards my M.B.M. (Master in Being a Master)? 1.) Did your Mummy love you? Only on Thursdays if the dog was busy. 2.) Did you Mummy spank you? No, but Santa would if I was REALLY good. 3.) Did your Mummy tell you that your dingle-dongle would drop off if you played with it? My dingle-dongle broke and I had to borrow my cousin's. Answers will be treated with utter confidentiality. Although I cannot guarantee that I won’t snigger over them. Can I have a sticker? (Apologies to digital doms and bona fide researchers everywhere. Just teasin’.) Do YOU think you should have a sticker? (Gawd, being a psychotherapist is dead easy.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Nacy Nightfire wrote: " However, he found out that people found it immensely therapeutic to be asked their opinion and initiated the habit of asking "And how do you feel?" and charging £100 a go for doing so." I feel £100 lighter. Oh, there's always a smartypants non-believer with the wise-crack And do YOU feel you feel.... Oh, wait. That doesn't make sense... Dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eloise Baily Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Do YOU think you should have a sticker? (Gawd, being a psychotherapist is dead easy.....) OY! For 200 quid a session you'd better tell me if YOU think I should have a sticker...or the couch gets it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 "Oh, there's always a smartypants non-believer with the wise-crack And do YOU feel you feel.... Oh, wait. That doesn't make sense... Dammit!" I thought we were going for pounds here and not cents sense. (And for all you virtual voyeurs out there: I'm not wearing any pants, smarty or otherwise, so it's not possible to describe them. Don't even ask.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Nacy Nightfire wrote: "Oh, there's always a smartypants non-believer with the wise-crack And do YOU feel you feel.... Oh, wait. That doesn't make sense... Dammit!" I thought we were going for pounds here and not cents sense. (And for all you virtual voyeurs out there: I'm not wearing any pants, smarty or otherwise, so it's not possible to describe them. Don't even ask.) And do YOU think that voyeurs should ask about your pants? (That's better. Back on track....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 can I have a different sticker? that one doesn't have a smiley face on it =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... AND IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL 4 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 "can I have a different sticker? that one doesn't have a smiley face on it =(" The smiley is now on Storm's face. Its my understanding HE is willing to be had and I'm guessing he is much more enduring then a sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Nacy Nightfire wrote: Its my understanding HE is willing to be had and I'm guessing he is much more enduring then a sticker. /blushes You betcha! I have record times of 6 dot 24 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 that may be true, but prefer buttons to pins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I'm losing track here. Are we still talking about dingle dongles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 in a sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Carole Franizzi wrote: Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... I thought it was unethical to have sex with your patients. Unless you're a dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Ok. Just be careful what buttons you push. Or per an old joke (circulated in very bad taste): "o-ooo-o what does THIS button do?" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Void Singer wrote: can I have a different sticker? that one doesn't have a smiley face on it =( Here you are (bloodyungratefuldemandingpatientsnowondertheirmothersnegectedthemit'sallwantwantwantdemanddemanddemand...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Storm Clarence wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... AND IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL 4 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Yes...I think we might want to discuss that little episode of counter-transference somewhere a little less public...mm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carole Franizzi Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Perrie Juran wrote: Carole Franizzi wrote: Here! Have your bloody sticker, then! Bloody patients... I thought it was unethical to have sex with your patients. Unless you're a dentist. Oh, here we go! There's always one know-it-all. Has read the wikipedia entry for ethics and now he's an expert! Jeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Thank you doubly, now I not only have a smiley, but an excuse for my Dr.... my therapist says smoking is ok =D @Nacy: No worries I push lots of buttons that I know exactly what they do.... and get thanked profusely for it and asked to do it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudolphUkka Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I push lots of * buttons. Then I am * forced to * take involuntary * forum vacations. *** Rudi *** ETA We're probably OK until Monday now though! Let your thoughts run free - and delete the posts on Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 wrong * buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudolphUkka Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Void Singer wrote: wrong * buttons It depends upon whose moral code of behavioural strictures you observe - or more to the point, upon the personal prejudices of the guy with the big virtual stick. But you are, in pragmatic terms, absolutely correct. *** Rudi *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacy Nightfire Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 It takes a button to know a button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 thanks I try if nothing else to be pragmatic... but that depends on your goal.... my goal in pushing buttons is to hear "oh, god!"... on reflection, maybe that's yours too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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