I got a letter from some shysters yesterday....

[Jumpman Lane]

Hi,

I hired some shysters a while ago. It took a whole week to explain exactly wtf SL EVEN WAS hehehe. Then who I WAS. That took another week. By the time the unnastood that fool sex bed maker the ADVISED me to STOP playing SL til thangs cooled off. Well I stopped. I wiled away my days pump and dumping penny stocks. (Just like the wolfie of wall street! Square biz). Theses dame shysters tellin me i neef to stop. "Oh well the heat is off un The Sims game you used to play. Go back"

Well i guess im comin back. Who knew tardin around the innanet was so crimimal. :(

Oh well. I guess ill start a porno mag or sumfin ! Hehehe.

[Qie Niangao]

Welcome back, Jumpy!

While you were away, recreational sex lost its appeal and SL is now used strictly for reproduction, which now reigns Marketplace.

So instead of pr0n, you should be thinking animal husbandry textbooks.

(And if you thought sex-bed commerce was dirty, wait till you see the breedable business! It's Ginko with Beanie Babies!)

[Storm Clarence]

You still may consider yourself cool, and that's cool, but you ain't the "king" anymore. 

 

[Jumpman Lane]

Qie I thought Sion chickens died away hehehe!

[Jumpman Lane]

Hehehe Im yung! Im rich! Thats ALWAYS cooL. Plus im good with WOMENS. Hehehe. It was REPORTED And until The Herald says I aint Kang no more ill just act like im is You act like i dont knoe how to dazzle some noobs hehehe. THATS always been my bread and butta!

[Storm Clarence]

Hey Jumpy, you should work the feeds a little more.  I posted to you there.  It is a playground that is chock-ful of delights: D-R-A-M-A, n00bs, pr0n, inter alia.  You should feel right at home   Give it a whirl you may find yourself pleasantly surprised. 

[Jumpman Lane]

Yeah sure, boss. I'll get right on it. Tho...i unnastan how to these RETURN TO THE GRID THINGS. Like after I lost TheGreat Watermelon War. Hehehe Piece of cake. 'Fore too long I bet folks bow down to a true pimp all ova one mo' 'gain! Hehehehe