Need multiple VERY SHORT bits of footage to make bogus movie promo for "Hang 'em Hung".

[Josh Susanto]

I'll be providing the poster at some point, but the premise of the supposed film is that an undead kung-fu cowboy recruits a team of unlikely misfits to travel through time and rescue Queen Victoria from an army of steam-powered robot dinosaurs. 

But don't worrry about that too much.

There's no pay or other compensation other than names in the credits, but the clips should be shorter than 4 seconds; the shorter, the better, actually.

And they should be over-wrought with cliché.

I've done professional narration, so, when there's enough footage for a movie promo, we can order it as if it summarizes some kind of narrative, I'll also voice in promo narrative.

"In a world..."

[Charolotte Caxton]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-04-20/this-is-the-best-4-second-video-in-the-history-of-videos-or-4-seconds/

[Charolotte Caxton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvbawWrBcXo

[Janelle Darkstone]

[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYeQSIiRB4 ]

... no zombies?

[Josh Susanto]

Thanks. Just keep it coming.

If anyone will just give me access and permission, maybe I can just select a few seconds myself here and there.

[Janelle Darkstone]

Not necessarily in the vein of movie trailers.  Or maybe it is.  Either way, here's another.  :smileyfrustrated:

[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_GlY3UJY78 ]

[Marigold Devin]

To my zombie-slaying sassy heroine, all I can say is the tongue is mightier than the sword  :matte-motes-big-grin-wink::heart:

[Janelle Darkstone]

Can you find your 70's-era bikini, afro, strap-on and shotgun?  We need to figure out how to do the next one.  :smileytongue:

[Charolotte Caxton]

[Marigold Devin]

Girl POW - er :matte-motes-bashful-cute-2:

 

 

 

 

[Janelle Darkstone]

[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07YxX1y8hG4 ]

Tell me again why 70's afros went out of style?