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    What's on the menu?

    in General Discussion Forum

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    SugarPutty Magic wrote:

    SugarPutty Magic wrote:

    valerie Inshan wrote:

     
    SugarPutty Magic wrote:

    Me1

    lol, is it PG?

     

    PG? **bleep** Galore? my altiime favorite Bon girl.......

    OMG... Did I get the first Beep in the new OT? do i win a prize? I want cake!!!!

     

    Regretfully no. There was one person in the Entertainment or Avatar sections I believe on the first day actually got the F word through before the filter was functioning but then was "edited for vulgarity". 

    You can have your cake and eat it too though as far as I'm concerned. 

    Chocolate-Cake-is-Yummy-Sex-is-fun-and-God-will-provide-300x300.jpg

    I was always fond of Kitty Galore as well.

    /me grins

    What's on the menu?

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    Maureen Boccaccio wrote:

     
    Derek Torvalar wrote:

    I am sensing a definite trend here. It must be the addictive attributes. I'm sure Ishy would be able to speak more on that subject of neurochemical inducements. 

    I do agree though, chocolate, especially the drizzling over body part form, is very appealing.

    But that can also be said for any of the juicier fruits, such as peaches, another favourite. 

    "I could eat a peach for hours."

    *swoons*

     

     

    /me catches you as you collapse and lays you on the divan.

    ZOMGaaaawd! U can see the images in others uploads?

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    Suella Ember wrote:

     
    Derek Torvalar wrote:

     Let me know if you need a lackey. lol

     

     

    You'll have to fill out an application form:

    1. Do you like cheese?

    2. No seriously, do you
    really, really
    like cheese?

    3. Do you object to being made to go shopping for cheese as one of your duties?

    4. Do you object to being made to feed your employer cheese while she sits on her lazy arse pretending to actually do some work?

    5. Do you object to your employer smearing cream cheese all over your naked body and licking it off?  Actually, scratch that question - it's not PG! (Do you though?!)

    6. Can you provided two references from eminent cheese makers?

    7. Please provide previous education and emplyment histrory (Qualifications form a leading
    and emplyment at a
    will help your aplication!)

     

    1. Yes

    2. Yes Yes, really I do.

    3. Shopping for cheese is one of my most favourite past-times.

    4. No objections to that, it would be one of the hi-lites of my day. (Prior chef training allowing to use my cheesier recipes)

    5. o.O This replaces number 4 as the hi-lite of the day. (When would you need me to be there?)

    6. Many. How many would you like.

    7. Sending CV. (Seriously, I worked in a cheese shop as a teen as one of my first jobs)


    ZOMGaaaawd! U can see the images in others uploads?

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    Suella Ember wrote:

     
    Maryanne Solo wrote:

    Where is Suella? She might know? She's a big cheese around here isn't she? 8^)

     

    I'm not sure whether I like this fame or not with you lot PM'ing me all the time!  :smileyvery-happy:

    I'm just joking of course, I don't mind at all.

    Derek just PM'd me to ask about the limits - I don't actually know, but what i can say is that when I was messing about yesterday I had 20 or so images at one point. 

    I would like to think that its unlimited (or at least very high) given that any image we upload to a post or anything is stored there. If we are regularly posting images to posts (be they fun ones or helpful screenshots etc) it could soon fill up!

    On the subject of the OP - yeah, any image you upload will be shown in your profile but, to be honest, if you are uploading a pic to these forums its kinda implied that you intend to use the image somewhere here where it will be in public view. So as others have said, not a good place to be storing pics of your naked bum and stuff! :smileytongue:

    You can also mark them private as others ahve said but again, I wouldn't really use this as a source for storing private photos! I'd probably just use the 'private' flag as a means to temporarily hide photos you are not using etc.

     

     

    What you need is representation to help you deal with the clamouring crowd now that you are in the pantheon of illustrium. Let me know if you need a lackey. lol

    I IMed Lexie as you suggested.

    Thank you for the help.

    What's on the menu?

    in General Discussion Forum

    Posted

    I am sensing a definite trend here. It must be the addictive attributes. I'm sure Ishy would be able to speak more on that subject of neurochemical inducements. 

    I do agree though, chocolate, especially the drizzling over body part form, is very appealing.

    But that can also be said for any of the juicier fruits, such as peaches, another favourite. 

    "I could eat a peach for hours."

    What's on the menu?

    in General Discussion Forum

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    With the creation of this space to discuss off topic issues and the frequent mentioning of various foods, coupled with Venus throwing caution to the wind and "blowing sigh" all over the place I thought that a thread on the inclusion of most peoples two favourite past-times might be in order.

    As a past builder/seller of Adult rated furnishings (that's another story), I tried include the four basic food groups into my Kitchen in an effort to promote good health of course. I'm sure we all have our favourites and strawberries come to mind. Personally, I do enjoy them very much, although the little seeds tend to get stuck in my teeth. That wasn't so much a problem in times past as unshaven was de rigeur and one could always be assured of getting something to floss with. But I digress. 

    So post which foods you like to incorporate or you tend to find enhances your erotic interludes. Do some foods lend themselves to certain activities more than others?  Are some more appropriate to certain areas of the house? Can pastrami really be sexxxy? Or are you just peckish? What are the pros and cons of side bacon over back bacon? Is that purely a cultural thing?

    What's on your menu?

    The VaNiTy ThReAd

    in Your Avatar

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    Storm Clarence wrote:

     
    Derek Torvalar wrote:

     
    Wilhiam Hydraconis wrote:

    I suggest this thread is moved to the 'Your Avatar' section of the forum ..
    :P

    ETA : Ohwhatthewhatever...

    This picture is the base of my badge.

    I agree. There is already a an avatar photo thread there now. Do we need a Vanity thread in every category?

     

     

    Derek, I am surprised that you, of all people, miss the irony and beauty of my OP.  

     

     

    A pox on me for an ignorant lout.

    I have been in read only mode for over a week now and today have been able to switch to write only which has precluded any cognizant understanding of what I am posting to. I will endeavour to pay closer attention. I am just so giddy with excitement over the inclusion of the Off Topic Board.

    /me bows and exits stage left

     

    The VaNiTy ThReAd

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    Wilhiam Hydraconis wrote:

    I suggest this thread is moved to the 'Your Avatar' section of the forum ..
    :P

    ETA : Ohwhatthewhatever...

    Wilhiam4.png

    This picture is the base of my badge.

    I agree. There is already a an avatar photo thread there now. Do we need a Vanity thread in every category?

     

    Please delete this thread !

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    Dale Innis wrote:

    Of course we can't talk about off-topic issues here, because this is the off-topic forum, so talking about off-topic issues would be on-topic, and you can't be on-topic in the off-topic forum!! 

     

    ARed for repressive rabble rousing. 

    How dare you tell us in through the out door types what may or may not be on or off topic.

    :robottongue:

     

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