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That's it right there!
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1 hour ago, Bagnu said:
Please...Call me Pearl...Or Sextoy...I have this feeling you and I will get along lol!!!
I fell like I'd be MOST comfortable calling you SEX TOY. And I KNOW we'd get along caws we getting along RIGHT now
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13 hours ago, Bagnu said:
I've already earned it!!! How do you think I got the money to pay for a name change lol??? I removed my credit card, so I have to earn my $L inworld!!! Covid made me have to be a bit more frugal in RL!!!!
I feel bad for RL Escorts now. Their business is basically dead from what I have heard.
Do your thang Lil' Bagnu (Whaterver Last Name Ya Pick!). I'm rooting for ya, as only Jumpy can!
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12 hours ago, Seicher Rae said:
Good Lord. Jumpman Lane with a mention of Wasted Engineer? I'm having one helluva flashback. :::takes another "shot" because this stuff must be good:::
Actually as I scroll through the last few pages of this thread, it is nice to: a) not see an entire page with the notices that "you have chosen to block...", and b) to see new faces, and new old faces (several) and not just the self-chosen few who are convinced of their One True Way for everything.
And interesting to read the note from Ebbe that the deal isn't done yet.
Yeah I'm back. I hope SL aint destroyed by this "unfinished" transaction. I just got my avi right!
No I wasn't dead. No i wasn't in jail. And no I ain't been behaving. (To answer the 1st 3 questions I usually get asked. Hehehehehehe).
And wtf has WE been doing whi' I was gone? Sounds like he stirred up a lil bit of trouble lol
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2 hours ago, Silent Mistwalker said:
Wasted Engineer he is not. 😇
Me and WE were pals. We both got banned from Some Dumb Forum Mark Deuce hehehehehe
(NOT this one. Though I WAS banned from the original version of this one lol).
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Getting rid of last names was the silliest thing LL ever did. I say grab one. You can always wear Sex Toy as a title. But if ya slap it ova ya head, ya gotta EARN it!
I remeber when you could tell when someone started by their last name. Hehehehehe I remember when Lane was a NOOB last name. Like Babii or whatever it was. Get you a last name and BE somebody! Be a sex toy too if ya want. Ain't nothing wrong with that!
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20 hours ago, Bagnu said:
Who are you Jumpman lol???
Uh...I'm Jumpman LANE.
The KING of Second Life.
How did I get to be THAT, you might wonder. The old FASHIONED way. By RIGHT OF CONQUEST. This dummy bent ova and I put my foot DEEP in his crack.
And when he bowed down to a TRUE pimp. His last words were: "Jumpy, you are the King of Second Life. Congratz"
I took it as a sign and ran out and made the title. Square business.
I'm also The Kid with the Golden Arms...but that's another discussion...onna another forum lol.
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5 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said:
For folks who weren't around for the Old Forums...
Jumpman Lane (or "Jumpy" to his many, um, acquaintances) was a crazy, often insulting, usually wildly off-topic presence in the Forums. His(?) posts were pretty much guaranteed to offend SOMEONE, while still providing a measure of humor. Other than that, this correspondent can't come up with a better description. You sort of have to experience him yourself; he's indescribable.
Oh, I'm jus' a lil' Lane! Hehhehehehehe
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2 hours ago, Innula Zenovka said:
Hi! Does your welcome return indicate that LL's new owners have decided to bring you back as the new CEO?
A whole lotta people would be in a whole lotta trouble if i WAS the new CEO. I met Ebbe once with my shirt off! He didn't seem to mind. So, I'm sticking by Ebbe!
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3 hours ago, Innula Zenovka said:
Whoever said "Jumpman Lane" three times at midnight recently needs to consider the consequences of their actions next time. Just don't feed him after midnight, for heaven's sake.
WB Jumpy! Good to see you again! (I hope).
I'm not the bogey man hehehehe. I dont think....
HI!
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man i forgot how to not double post hehehehehe
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14 hours ago, BelindaN said:
"Taps the mic"
Just wanted to say @Tara Linden Thank you so much for choosing my dance picture in your dance post. I feel very honoured!
Oh, there are two cats in these images but one is in stealth mode. And....these images are neither cropped nor edited in any way.
I had to spam this post because I like how they all came out. At least one Forumite will know where this is taken. 😍
@Tara Linden still around? Tell her Jumpman Lane is back! Tell her I said what's up!
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10 minutes ago, bigmoe Whitfield said:
holy crap jumpy. welcome back.
Hey man! Thanks. Great to BE back!
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1 hour ago, Silent Mistwalker said:
Holy hell. It's Jumpman!
Run, Forest, run!
Don't run! Hold STILL!
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1 minute ago, Maryanne Solo said:
ESO Promised.... well, I'm not quite sure what it promised. I have 42hrs total in ESO.
Spent wondering... why 👀🤒I spent god ...THOUSANDS. I'm a Grade 2 Grand Overlord lol. But Cyro is broken
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7 minutes ago, Nika Talaj said:
Good lord, it's Jumpy! *laughs* WB, dude
hahaha hi Nika! Thanks
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34 minutes ago, Orwar said:
Plot seems a little lackluster, and I'm not a huge fan of über-CGI-flicks, but if it's gory I'll watch it.
Goes to make some popcorn.
You must not know 'bout me! Hehehehehe
Gory is my kindergarten nickname!
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8 minutes ago, Qie Niangao said:
JUMPY! 😀
So sorry about all the perversion 'n' stuff. I'd have been more circumspect had I but known your delicate sensibilities were exposed!
Hahahahahahah! You know me I'm delicate Good to cya 😛
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On 7/17/2020 at 7:36 AM, Qie Niangao said:
and for some of us, evil sex is underrated. 😉
This is kinda related to my previous tongue-in-cheek "sex is overrated" comment; I wasn't so much complaining about the mechanics (although I'd welcome some animation upgrades, sure), nor claiming anything about the limits of role play, but more just griping about the market: in general, there's a lot of tedious uniformity among sex-associated products in SL. There are some exceptional creators, of course, and some inspired venues, too, but a tour of Zindra reveals that an awful lot of it is... redundant.
It's enough to drive me to kink!
Qie whats up.
YOU goin all freaky on us? Hehehehehehe
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I wondered wtf that a Tilla crap was when I came back hehehehehe. Seems like The Lab is viewing the pandemic as a win. This sale seems to be a way for Mitch et al to get paid and LL to get down to the biness of fixing things around here. We'll see
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When I get mad, I start digging ditches! I drop fools in holes! I don't care HOW long it takes!
Hehehehehehe
Square biness!
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On 7/15/2020 at 9:26 PM, Gopi Passiflora said:
You may be aware of my anger problems that I display from time to time. I just wanted to write about the way I cope with my anger (and my guilt and regret for doing so.)
When I was walking through my university's campus more than a decade ago, I was approached by two teenage boys who hit me unprovoked. I was taken aback by their aggression as they shouted and taunted me. As they walked away, I ran after them. They started to run too so I couldn't catch them. Because they went into the train station I couldn't get them anymore, so I gave up. Going back the way I came I encountered a teenage boy and girl, who I think were walking with the boys who hit me. I called the girl names and cussed at her, even though she assured me that she would stop the boys from attacking people again.
A few years later, I worked at the post office's mail processing plant. I was helping load mail onto a truck for the driver. I was pretty slow at doing the job, so apparently I made the driver frustrated. He helped me out, but begrudgingly. After we were done loading the truck, he complained to my supervisor in front of me and started to shout at us. He even slammed the door of his truck. Again I was taken aback and I froze as he got angry. As soon as he was gone, I shouted at one of the women who helped defend me against the driver. (I later apologized to her and regret shouting at her to this day.)
These are just a few examples of how I take out my anger at the wrong people. I feel really bad for taking it out on those people, and now I deeply feel guilty and regret it.
But I realized that the reasons why I do it is because:
1. I was too weak and cowardly to take it out on the people who did deserve my anger. The people I focused my anger at were..."easier" targets.
2. Overall, I have a lot of pent up anger inside of me. I know I should "forgive and forget", but it's hard for me to forget perceived wrongs done against me. I've accrued a lot of anger over the years, and I want to release it.
In summary, I guess I just wanted to share my experiences of anger with you. Again, I feel guilty and remorse for doing what I've done the past 10 or so years, but I wish I had a better way to release my anger.Hahahahahahaha! I'm not gonna say nothing! I'm trying to be good! Hahahahahahahahah lol.
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On 7/15/2020 at 11:11 AM, Love Zhaoying said:
"All avatars must appear to be at least 40 years old (in human years). Anything less than that will be mocked, blocked, banned, shamed, and sent home with no candy."
I wish them fools would try it lmao
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22 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:
Because watching you in action on the forum is like watching a slow motion train wreck, where the train explodes, derails, falls off a bridge, and then gets hit by a falling meteor.
And no one wants to expose their kids to that.
This is a different forum than you remember, Jumpy. Behave yourself.
I never did nothing to nobody...that didn't have it coming. Hehehehehehe I was banned from the original forums. Me AND Prok. They let us back :).
I think the lil kids will be alright. I'll make 'em TOUGH when they get big!
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