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Argus Collingwood

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    LiveReport  wrote:

     

    We interrupt your normal GD Postings to bring you this special update from a central coast  beach:

    That is right dwellers I am standing right here on the very beach where the incidence occurred. It's all cleaned up now (sim restarted, parcels return to owners, environmental settings returned to normal) but this was not the case Sunday morning when two Avies where hit with all the Shock and Awe LL could dish out. IP bans, computer bans, account bans and the removal of forums post. The full arsenal of the LL attack team homing in on one location.

    Details at this point are still come coming in but here is what we know:

    Keli K's Avi is in custody and her account is on Administrative Hold as she waits for official communication from the Lab.

    Keli I (That is a capital "i" not a small "L") is in critical condition in the detention center's medical facility. She is having a hard time remembering anything. Search now brings up nothing for her, it is like she never existed! She keeps mumbling the words "It's just like Katy Perry's hair, it is just like her hair!"

    For more background on what caused this incidence we are talking live with her doctor.

    It appears that Keli I (That is a capital "i" not a small "L") was born with an incredible love for Lindens. So much so that as she grew up she liked to think of herself as being a Trans-Linden. These Trans-Linden feelings overwhelmed her life. As these feelings grew she even went so far as to make her name appear more like a Linden by capitalizing one of "i"s. It is in my professional opinion that this is the worst case of lindenitis I have ever seen.  Iindenitis is a very rare and is usually a terminal disease that only people that live in San Francisco survive. We think this has something to do with the cheese out there. Since Keli I lives outside of the city her chances of survival and not very good.

    Thank you doctor.

    Now for more on this situation we have an interview live form Keli K's cell.

    LiveReport: So Keli, is it okay if I call you KK and her KI just to make it easier?

    (Putting her Paris Hilton bookmark in her (now) one and only possession "Cooking with Martha" cookbook and looking up to answer the question:

    Keli K: Sure

    LiveReport: So did you believe that KI was a Linden?

    Keli K: No, not at all I use both usernames and display names so I could see that she was not really a Linden, but I loved her anyways because (looks around and whispers) I love Lindens too.

    LiveReport: So did you know her long?

    Keli K: No. She has only been around a week but I friended her on the very first day. We have so much in common.

    LiveReport: She keep mumbling about Katy Perry's hair any idea what that is about?

    Keli K: Oh ya, like I totally understand that! You know when you have a favorite star and you go to the hair dressers and you tell them you want your hair to look like them?

    LiveReport: um....ya?

    Keli K: Well she is saying her name is like that.

    LiveReport: ...Okay..?

    Keli K: When you get your hair done you are not trying to trick anyone into thinking you are Katy you just want to look like her. Same with KI she wasn't trying to trick anyone she was just trying to look like her favorite stars. She even wrote "I AM NOT A LINDEN" in her profile with a link to the official webpage just to make sure that no one got confused.

    LiveReport: Do you think it confused people?

    Keli K: No! We were at a party on saturday with over 65 different people showing up and not one asked "Are you a Linden" or "Can I have a bear?" She thought everyone knew it was for play not for harm.

    LiveReport: So KK what are you going to do now?

    Keli K: I am not really sure. The website gives is the option to start a ticket but I don't know what that is and if it will help. I am hoping the Lab gives me some idea where I stand. I mean I don't understand if I am getting a timeout or banned or what is going on.

    Well there you have it. After creating a Display Name written Iiden (Captal "i" i-n-d-e-n) a team of Lab experts were called in to end this evil of Iindenitis. That is the latest for now, we will keep you updated as more breaking news happens. PLUS we will be following up on a lead we have from the rumorville that Keli I was turned over to the authorities from inside the FC Hangout.

    OMG what is the Bail? I will put my Brooklyn Bridge Build up as collateral... And I can hock my Yacht UO Me Bail Bonds is pretty trustworthy, right? Anyone got a file? I have a Stripper Cake we can take to Jail on a visit.

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    Venus Petrov wrote:

     

    I am sending you a folder.  Wear everything in this folder (just use 'replace' on your avie).  Once you have fully rezzed, you can then replace each item with what you would normally wear.  Since you did not try this method, it is the only thing left that I can think of trying and it worked for me a couple of weeks ago, also using Phoenix viewer.  Keep the folder in case you need it again sometime.

    Venus, a friend needs the folder. May I have a copy, please?

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    Digital Digital wrote:

     

    Thank you for those direct links, I kept getting error pages on some of the wiki pages so was having trouble finding working ones..

     

    I hate it when links are broken!! good Luck listing your items, I suggest you list them in both places just to get the feel of the sites. I think IE might hate both Xstreet & SLMarket, so I'm using Chrome to browse and it spell checks too;-)

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    Digital Digital wrote:

     

    Okay, Today I just finally started to where I'm rdy to sell things on the Marketplace,

    I got the Xstreet box from the marketplace page rezzed it out popped 1 thing in to sell and now how do you configure this item to sell?

    I can't find it anywhere and can't find any instructions?

     

    Any help would be greatly appreciated

    http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Marketplace/Selling

     

    http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Xstreet_listing_items

     

    The Wiki is your friend:-)

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