MrAnonyMoose

It truly is better to give than to receive, especially if I'm giving away the old nag's "pin money". The only pin she owns is holding a note to my ass. If anyone has a stable I might sleep in over the holidays, I'd be much obliged. I do take up a little more room these days, as I no longer sleep standing up. In truth, I'm barely able to stand when awake. I'll also need space for a few cases of comfort food, and someone to pop open the cans for me. I understand the old cow has been rubbing antlers with some of you. If you can't take me in, would you take her? Thank you all. I wish each of you a warm and magical holiday season and a much improved new year. Heaven knows I need one.