OMG - I'm still Crying this was so funny! Southwest Airlines pre-flight safety announcement.

[KarenMichelle Lane]

OMG, I'm still Crying this was so funny!

It was so good I needed to hear it again....

 

[Madelaine McMasters]

I gotta fly somewhere, anywhere! I wonder if Southwest flies from Port Washington to Milwaukee. I can drive the distance in 25 minutes, but I get tired of Mom's insisting she can't see through the bugs on the windshield. Wiper fluid ain't cheap!

[KarenMichelle Lane]

To answer Conifer's question [which seems to be deleted ] of

"Do any other British people on here find her accent almost unintelligible, or is it just me?  I'm normally good at understanding all forms of the English language, perhaps it's just that she's speaking very fast."

The answer is yes, she is speaking in a fast and humorous American comedy dialect with slight southern drawl overtones which makes is so much funnier. That and as well, all her the proper contemporary PC [Political Correctness] references and providing both sides of the situation she is trying to calm the passengers down with...

e.g. "..you all just lean back and relax....or..... sit up and be tense, either way is fine with us.... "

If she wrote this she needs to be working for one oif the late night US comedy shows.