Am I a hep cat? And other questions.

[irihapeti]

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LlewLlwyd wrote:

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irihapeti wrote:

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Amethyst Jetaime wrote:

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  Most people can't afford to eat out, take out or get delivery for all their meals though so are forced to eat at home. 

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i am one of these unfortunate people. Is horrible. Like I have to cook my own food even these days

i was not born to live like this. When I was younger I had servants to do all this stuff for me. Then one day one of them said that my arms werent painted on. Was very rude of them to say that to me. I never said mean things to her ever

i never said nothing, just fixed them with my steely glare and pointed at the mess I had made on the floor. That servant just point blank refused to tidy it up. So I cry to my chaffeur and butler about it. And somehow that witchy servant person had turned his heart to stone

was awful. Still is. One day the curse that has fell on them will be lifted and I will be restored to my natural born place. And they to theirs. I did mention this once to the witchy person. She just smiled and said: dont hold your breath waiting ok

was awful that evil smile. So now I just pretend that I enjoy cooking and cleaning and picking up after myself. Is not true this. Was way more enjoyable when I had servants who done everything for me 

(:

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NEVER

mind. Perhaps if you learned how to do makeup, invested in some revealing clothing and practised laughing at old jokes some stupid rich guy would marry you and you could afford the help you so obviously need.

***Or you could organise your finances so you could keep the 30% of your earnings you donate to the government***

 

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is pretty difficult to find good servants these days who will work for 30% wages. People are sooo demanding these days for things way above their natural-born station. Not like in the olden days when they were way more grateful to receive the bounties that majestic persons like myself bestowed on them. I am sooo born at the wrong time

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[DejaHo]

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LlewLlwyd wrote:

SHOPPING

in supermarkets is NOT a suitable task for a real man.

***As far as I know, they don't have "Six items or less" counters in Off Licences, Gunshops or Maplins***

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A real man knows how to cook and what to cook.  And he loves doing so.  He spends 45 minutes a day shopping at the vegetable market, and chatting with his favorite - knowledgeable - butcher/fishmonger.  He knives his own herb and grinds the spice.  Fresh, everything is fresh.  He has no fear of searching for the perfect recipe for a perfect diner.  He knows how to select, taste, and pour the wine, too.   A real man knows.