Tex Monday
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Some Idiot Gave Her Trouble
JUMBO
(I hope we're not starting to repeat things)
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This was a completely random IM. I had never met him before and (obviously) my partner didn't either:
Mr Super Stud: i gave you wife black d**k. done nutted hard in the b***h
Tex: excuse me????
Mr Super Stud: i f***ed your b***h and gave her my black baby
Tex: Did you enjoy it?
Mr Super Stud: b**h passed out so i'm still pumpin' other b***hes
Tex: That's funny. So why decide to IM me?
Mr Super Stud: to let you know that girl is a hoe...we gang banged her good
Tex: And who was this again?
Mr Super Stud: just some random black guy who grabbed your girl. she serves black d**k now
Tex: no no...my girl....which one?
Mr Super Stud: so many i forget
Tex: well, when you figure out who it is, let me know ok?
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I had an interesting conversation with someone who seemed to think he knew everything. A bit of background. This was a Muffin Milker's sim where I was playing a bull.
Know it all D**KHEAD: ....all bull here need to give seed if they want to breed
Me: I plan to give seed...to this lovely cow
Know it all D**KHEAD: no to the machine ..
Me: what machine?
Know it all D**KHEAD: one next to you is good enough
Me: why?
Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said so .no outside bull ..takes bonuses from here
Me: because you said so? I'll ask one of the managers if that's true
Know it all D**KHEAD: because i said
Me: Still not answer. Who are you that your say so means that much?
Never got an answer after that. Sent this to the sim owner and they never responded which leads me to believe that D**KHEAD didn't know what he was talking about.
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On 11/9/2021 at 6:08 PM, PixelBerry said:
Mind you I had barely talked to this person in a group in a normal manner, and they wanted to add me so I accepted, after that they didn't talk to me until one day.
- Them: licks up neck nibbling on left earlobe
- me: Oh hi owo
- Them: Op I need to brb rl
- Them: ( Loggs off )
Some days lays later...
- Them: Pokes cheeks with something thick n hard
- Me: ( Not responding ).
I played with someone once and every time he'd IM me it would start out with something like that. Eventually, I just stopped responding. I think, though, he finally got the hint.
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Come on, I'm never suspicious!!
COVID (not sure if anyone's done that yet)
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Be real, arsenic's very effective. BONER
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Don't worry....be happy!!!
(sorry, was sort of the obvious next step)
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Veggie Burgers aren't real
(not an option...a statement of fact 😀)
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Mountain grown Folgers coffee
(it's an old commercial)
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Tex Has Eaten Raw Eggs (Yuck!!) CHUCK
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One of my pet peeves is probably a pretty stupid thing.
I hate it when you're at a restaurant with men and women and the waiter/waitress walks up and says "Are you guys ready to order?" or "Anything else I can get for you guys?"
If there are women/females at the table, use a different way of addressing the group. "Are you all ok?" "Are you all ready to order?" for example. Quick, easy and addresses the group properly.
"An' dat's what really groinds mah geahs"
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(So...now he decides that since I won't f**k him for free, he'll see if I have any friends who might....)
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: do you have some friend looking for a MAN 100 % whit big and hard *****
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: sexy
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and no escort
Working Girl (Me):: no...sorry
Working Girl (Me):: can't help you
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i have a long list of xtra sexy lovers
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: you lost a xtra sexy man
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: my lovers are addicted to the best *****
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: 0 cost
Working Girl (Me):: you keep saying that...and have a nice day
(Then...I get this.....)
Second Life: Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male is offering friendship.
Would you be my friend ?
Second Life: Friendship offer declined.
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: add me
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: please
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: who knows.....
Working Girl (Me):: why?
Working Girl (Me):: unless you're planning on paying me for sex....I'm not interested in adding you to my huge friend's list
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Another encounter with one of my female alts.
Let's call this...Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free
(I"m going to break this up...I think it's too big for one post)
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: hello sexy
Working Girl (Me):: good afternoon...
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: good.....and hard .....
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks
Working Girl (Me): giggles
Working Girl (Me):: mmmm..my favorite kind of day
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: winks
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of course
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i see your profile...
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: escort ?
Working Girl (Me):: yes
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: oh
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male:
Working Girl (Me):: not so good and hard anymore, hon?
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: lol
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i love good and hard
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: and i am very sexy
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: horny now......very horny
Working Girl (Me):: mmmm...I saw that from your profile picture. did you want to use me today?
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: of courseeee
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: but .....no pay for sex
Working Girl (Me):: then no sex...I'm sorry
Working Girl (Me):: I don't play for free
Blockheaded Alpha(?) Male: i am sure i am as sexy as you
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OK. Next one. The title of this is "if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning"
This happened to my male AV. Obviously her English isn't all that good.
Resident: i would love to be famous
Resident: lets sit
Resident: relax now, you may unzip pant in both worlds
Me: well...what can we do to make you famous
Resident: first let me show you ...
Resident: unzip pant in both worlds
Resident: erect itResident: mmmmmmmmmmmm i would need super sexy high heels i saw, offer me manager ?
Resident: its only 499 you know
Me: sorry...don't have that kind of cash
Resident: how much could you help me with baby ?
Me: nothing...sorry.
Resident: nothing ?
Me: if that's what you were looking for, you should have said that at the beginning
Resident: game over !
Resident: you may go back !!!-
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17 minutes ago, BjorJlen said:
But as some folks say... You can educate the dumb, but you can't fix stupid (but sometimes its funny to try lol).
You can't fix it, but you can hit it with a sledgehammer until you feel better.
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Times Square
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Yellow Ugly Umbrellas Get Exterminated. LOCKS
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I thought we'd try something fun. (And hopefully this thread won't get deleted).
We've all had them. People who IM you, thinking they're something special but they turn out to have the intelligence of a block of wood. Let's get some of those wonderful conversations out in the open for all to enjoy.
A few ground rules:
😀 Because of ToS, please delete the names of the ignorant before posting here.
😀 Let's try to keep racist, anti-semetic, homophobic, anything that violates the ToS, etc. conversations out. No one likes someone like that, no matter how stupid they are or how much they need to be brought out into the light.
I'll start (this comes from one of my alt accounts)
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: smacks your firm ass. you need to be my ***** and mine alone
Me: oh...and what do you have to offer me?
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: all of me girl. I ain't a noob I don't pay for a girl to be with me
Me: Did I ask you for money? I asked why I should be your ***** and yours alone. needs to be something in it for me
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: being mine is enough
Me: Why? I just met you 3 minutes ago. What's the benefit of being your *****?
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: then you would be knows as easy or a *****
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: you would have every guy trying to knock you up
Me: That's the plan. 6 guys in the last 6 days
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: upgrade yourself yer (actual spelling of the word) 6 years old and still look like a noob
Me: I like the way I look..and obviously you do too if you slapped my ass and want me to be your *****
Thinks he's God's gift to SL: (busy response): LOOKS LIKE YA DONE SCREWED UP OR PISSED ME OFF... YOU ENDED UP IN MY PERSONAL DUMPSTER WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH-
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16 hours ago, Rawiya Starlight said:
So I am at a club and theres this guy who comes in and IMs every woman in the place. Mine seem to be always creepy to read. So I said in front of everyone "his name" you are f...ing creepy. The guy still hangs around. Others are saying they are getting his IM, but the club staff start giving me hell for telling the guy basically to f off and that I should not be saying that. And I replied back to the staff member back in nearby. It wasn't mean but I was getting threatened with being banned because shes not liking how I was talking to her. The guy is still hanging around creeping others out and I am the one getting yelled at. Finally I did my best to leave on good terms with the staff member and left that club. my thinking is that you have a guy creeping people out but you attack the one calling that guy out. Could use a little advice on this. Maybe I handled it wrong.
Don't be a hero...block his stupid ass and move on. Let other people handle their own problems.
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11 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:
... opens the emergency exit and deplanes early.
*follows Maddy out*
You forgot your parachuuuuuutttteeee!!!!!
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Network Television
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Something funny I saw that fits in with this conversation.....
Enjoy!!!
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On 8/31/2020 at 9:17 PM, RowanMinx said:
My question is....do you feel your persona in SL is you or do you think of your avatar as a completely different entity.
For example, people who play as something other than a basic human. Is it possible to immerse yourself to the extent that your entire personality is different?
Oh no...my RL personality is exactly like my SL one...bombastic, megalomanical, egotistical, overbearing.....😀
Obviously since I play a space alien bent on taking over the galaxy, he is played much differently than my RL personality. It IS possible to immerse yourself. It's all acting. You're playing a part. It's a lot of fun for me to talk about conquering the Earth and subjugating its peoples as slaves to the Great and Glorious Vaspuemian Empire. That makes SL fun and exciting.
You should try being someone else sometime....
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