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    Some purchases are delivered in a prim to be unpacked with the viewer tools, others present a scripted prim that calls a server to deliver the product when touched.  One of these particularly amused me recently. 

    I bought new male genetalia, rezzed the container, and clicked on it.  It said  "Your package will be delivered shortly."

    *snerk* 

    OK, deliver my ... package. That's what I paid for.  I'm still kinda having issues with the word "shortly" - that is not what I was promised.  

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    The world is diminished by the loss of Kinky Jesus. 

    Hey friends, I'm re-evaluating everything and I'll be around less frequently for the foreseeable future. No drama, just rollin' up my sleeves and trying to adult...

    .... an' junk like that. 

    Every once in a while someone please make a bad pun and blame me. :) Thanks!

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    By the way , everyone - I happen to know that Lil owns a set brass knuckles. 

    Of course when she uses them she coordinates her ensemble, don't be silly and even think otherwise. 

     

    *puts down pot-stirring utensil*

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    My Hungry Man dinner instructions:
    1. Microwave 3 minutes
    2. remove brownie,set it aside
    3. Microwave 2 more minutes.
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    That should say "Nuke 5 minutes - eat brownie after 3."
    Stand there for 2 minutes starin' at a hot fresh brownie in culinary chastity?
    Not. Gonna. Happen.
    Not me, not any man I know.

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    No need to be ashamed.  As TV goes it is very well-written, but it is still TV. 

    I've never seen a single episode of Game Of Thrones. I sat through almost 10 minutes of The Walking Dead once. It will never be granted another minute of my life. 

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    Ever do that? Hell yes!

    You don't have to lose that image.  You can keep it for your scrapbook, editing, blackmail, or whatever.  For Windows machines go to 

    C:>users>Your name>AppData> Roaming>SecondLife>Avatar name

    Put the .bmp extension on the file "  screen_last  "

    Move or copy it someplace.  You now have that sweet scene in bmp format to keep.  The original will overwrite at next logout.  If you remove the image completely from this location no harm done.  You'll just be without a "previous location" slide when logging in - you'll have a blank black screen until the surroundings rez. 

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    27 minutes ago, Maureen Boccaccio said:

    I *decorated* a friend's office (at least I hope he's still a friend xD) with glitter for his birthday.  That was...20 years ago.  I think he still finds glitter in books.  :D

     

    My RL sister tells a story from more than 40 years ago back when computers used punchcards.  

    Of course in a large high-tech office all that punch card creation produced great quantities of the little paper zits - the pieces that got punched out.  One innocent soul went on a few weeks' TDY leaving his car parked at the office and the keys with a friend. While he was gone they rolled down a window part way then rather than walking to the dumpster they saved themselves a few steps by emptying the zit wastebaskets into his car.  He returned to find his car filled nearly to the ceiling with punchout zits. 

    Apparently they had even gone so far as to reach in with a yardstick a few times to even out the pile. 

    It is good to have friends. 

     

    ... and yeah,  government employees - of course!  Tax dollars at work. 

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    28 minutes ago, Rioko Bamaisin said:

    Telling them they are smart/clever/intelligent have great ideas. Something along those lines. I find those compliments much more meaningful to me than someone telling me my boobs are hawt. Just saying.

    So would something like "Your clever boobs inspire hawt ideas."   be effective as all-purpose flattery?

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