Jenni Lefevre

Three extra large eggs into a blender and whipped to a froth. Add in half a dozen hearty dashed of Texas Pete, a little salt, coarsely ground black pepper and chili powder and whip for another 30 seconds. Poured into a large omelet pan coated with a little sausage grease. After flipping, add in some chopped red onion, jalapeño peppers and shredded cheddar and pepper jack cheese. Then served with rye toast liberally cover with fresh blackberry preserves and hot (spicy) sausage patties, grits and a big glass of orange-pineapple juice.

Great. A very useful advance in technology. So now we'll be able to profile avatars in various virtual worlds, but we still can't profile terrorists to keep them from blowing up airplanes. But it's much more important to know if two avatars in SL are actually the same person. I'll bet this study was undertaken only after Dr Yampolskiy, et al, got a huge government grant to study this weighty problem too. And I can't wait to see what happens when the ACLU sink their claws into this one. Think I'll send the local office this link and get the ball rolling.