Thank you, Leliel.
I did have AF/AA switched. AF being how clear textures are the further they go out and AA being how smooth the edges are. Yeah, had those backwards, but my problem is still the same.
AA=Disabled=Smooth Edges.
AA=16x= Smooth Edges.
Although, after closer inspection I see that AF does in fact work. So, bonus points for that. Even if it doesn't impact my FPS.