[Detect Avatar vs Object? Seriously Frustrating...]

Thank you all for the great tips to make it better  

[Detect Avatar vs Object? Seriously Frustrating...]

I did it!

list batty = ["? @_@ ? Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.", "? @_@ ? And Frasier backs up and drop kicks two points!", "? @_@ ? Paging Billy's mommy. Please come to the Lost and Found.", "? @_@ ? There's a three mile traffic jam on the M25.", "? @_@ ? Now, back to you Sally.", "? @_@ ? LUCY!", "? @_@ ? Clean up on aisle 3"];
 
default
{
    collision_start(integer num_detected) 
    
    {
    if(llDetectedType(0) & AGENT){
         list randomizedList;
        
        //Randomize the List, and stuff in new variable
        randomizedList = llListRandomize(batty, 0);
        
        //Pull the first item from the randomized list
        llSay(0, llList2String(randomizedList, 0));
    }
}
}

 

In case anyone else needs it. Thank you so much for the head start. :)

[Detect Avatar vs Object? Seriously Frustrating...]

I have this now, which works, sensitivity wise, but I know it needs a different command, to show only one random line from the list, and not show the whole list, just in random order:

 

list batty = ["? @_@ ? Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.", "? @_@ ? And Frasier backs up and drop kicks two points!", "? @_@ ? Paging Billy's mommy. Please come to the Lost and Found.", "? @_@ ? There's a three mile traffic jam on the M25.", "? @_@ ? Now, back to you Sally.", "? @_@ ? LUCY!", "? @_@ ? Clean up on aisle 3"];
 
default
{
    collision_start(integer num_detected) 
    
    {
    if(llDetectedType(0) & AGENT){
        list shuffled = llListRandomize(batty, 1);
        llOwnerSay(llList2CSV(shuffled));
    }
}
}

[Detect Avatar vs Object? Seriously Frustrating...]

Thank you. That works, but I have no idea how to get it to say the random lines then. And how do I store a list? Isn't that the same as a notecard? It did actually spam the random lines when I would just land or walk even, so I guess it was bumping into me. 

[Detect Avatar vs Object? Seriously Frustrating...]

I have the exact opposite problem. I want my bumper to only be triggered by avatars, and not every time it bumps into an object or just walks over uneven ground. 

This is what I have so far, and it's way too sensitive:

string card = "batty";
key linecountid;
key lineid;
integer linemax;

integer random_integer( integer min, integer max )
{
  return min + (integer)( llFrand( max - min + 1 ) );
}

default
{
    state_entry()
    {
        //get the number of notecard lines
        linecountid = llGetNumberOfNotecardLines(card);
    }

    collision_start(integer num)
    {
        lineid = llGetNotecardLine(card, random_integer(0, linemax));
    }

    dataserver(key id, string data)
    {
        if (id == linecountid)
        {
            linemax = (integer)data - 1;
        }
        else if (id == lineid)
        {
            llSay(0, data);
        }
    }
}

 

to make it say random things in chat when someone bumps into me.

 

I've tried using  if(llDetectedType(0) & AGENT) but then nothing works at all anymore.