Adrienne Belvedere Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Everybody ought to have a maid,Everybody ought to have a working girl,Everybody ought to have a lurking girlTo putter around the house.Everybody ought to have a maid,Everybody ought to have a menialConsistantly congenialAnd quieter than a mouse.Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,Tidying up the dishes,Neat as a pin.Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,Sweeping out,Sleeping in.Everybody ought to have a maid,Someone who you hire when you're short of helpTo offer you the sort of helpYou never get from a spouse:Fluttering up the stairway,Shuttering up the windows,Cluttering up the bedroom,Buttering up the master,Puttering all around the house!Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,Tidying up the dishes,Neat as a pin.Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,Sweeping out,Sleeping in.Everybody ought to have a maid,Someone who in fetching you your slipper willBe winsome as a whipporwillAnd graceful as a grouse:Skittering down the hallway,Flittering through the parlor,Tittering in the pantry,Littering up the bedroomTwittering all around the house!A maid!Everybody ought to have a maid,Everybody ought to have a serving-girl,A loyal and unswerving girl,To putter around the house.Oh, oh,Think of her at the dustbin,'Specially when she's just beenTraipsing about.Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,Everybody ought to have a maid,Daintily collecting bits of paper n' strings,Appealing in her apron stringsAnd graceful as a grouse.Everybody ought to have a maid,Someone who's efficient and reliable,Obedient and pliable,And quieter than a mouse!Oh, oh, wouldn't she be so nimble,Fiddling with her thimble,Mending her gown.Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,Everybody ought to have a maid,Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebeeAnd even if you grumble, beAs graceful as a grouse.Wriggling in the anteroom,Jiggling in the dining room,Giggling in the living room,Wiggling in the other rooms,Puttering all around the house! How graceful is a grouse? i do not know. But this post is mainly made in jest. unless you really do want someone to roleplay a maid XD i do have alot of cleaning equipment.. (i like to collect cleaning props) and i look adorable in my maids outfit!*I am not a sub or a pet* (ill wack you with my broom if you try any of that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandra Frascati Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Love this post. My shack is a neglected mess, my inventory is a neglected mess, I am a neglected mess. I need a maid...or maybe just a manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishtara Rothschild Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Adrienne Belvedere wrote: *I am not a sub or a pet* (ill wack you with my broom if you try any of that) I was just about to ask if the maid outfit is made of rubber or latex The vast majority of SL maids are submissives, since prim mansions require little cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishtara Rothschild Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Btw, I can't read "graceful as a grouse" without being reminded of the most successful German browser game "Moorhuhn" (Grouse). "Graceful" is not really a word I'd use to describe these odd little fellas: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishtara Rothschild Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 After giving it some thought, I realized what I really need is a Mouse Aid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Belvedere Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Fraid iventory cleaning is not in my job distription D: .. 6 years in sl and being a horder..ive collected alot of stuff.. im just glad for the inventory search option.. is how i find anything in my clutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Belvedere Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 No, its rather a inoccent looking maid uniform.. but a latex one would be useful to.. think how clean id be able to stay! if i spill anything on myself i can just wipe myself down! I shall have to look into this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishtara Rothschild Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Adrienne Belvedere wrote: No, its rather a inoccent looking maid uniform.. but a latex one would be useful to.. think how clean id be able to stay! if i spill anything on myself i can just wipe myself down! I shall have to look into this! I think that's exactly what the designers of latex wear had in mind :smileytongue: It's easy to clean from spilled fluids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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