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7-10-2012
    BSD Medical Corp. (Nasdaq: BSDM) shares fall 10% as updates to autocorrect dictionaries redirect investors elsewhere.

7-10-2012
    Shares of Alcoa Aluminum fall 3% after Tom Cruise's divorce reinvigorates criticism of the Church of Scientology, raising fears that foil hat sales will plummet.

7-10-2013
   Lance Armstrong's credibility is impuned during his drug doping trial when he single handedly picks up the jury box and hurls it, along with twelve stunned jurors, through the courtroom window onto the lawn outside.

OMG Maddy!  LOL!

 

 

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Good morning everyone!  It is July the 11th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

 

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7-11-2012    Yushu-Gilin Province, People's Republic of China, sues to block ex-sister city San Bernadino, CA's bid for bankruptcy, claiming San Bernadino never returned its friendship ring when it broke off their relationship and started hanging with Kigali Prefecture, Rwanda, way back in 2000.

7-11-2015    A careful reexamination of the history of Alexander the Great reveals that "Gordian Knot" was actually a euphemism for "bra strap", and that Alexander's famed cutting of the knot was actually the frustrated result of his inability to manipulate strap hooks with his beefy fingers.

 

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7-11-2012    
Yushu-Gilin Province, People's Republic of China, sues to block
, CA's
, claiming San Bernadino never returned its friendship ring when it broke off their relationship and started hanging with Kigali Prefecture, Rwanda, way back in 2000.

7-11-2015    
A careful reexamination of the history of Alexander the Great reveals that "Gordian Knot" was actually a euphemism for "bra strap", and that Alexander's famed cutting of the knot was actually the frustrated result of his inability to manipulate strap hooks with his beefy fingers.

 

Hippie spits up coffee!  Whew!  HEHEh!

 

 

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Good morning!  It is July the 12th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

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7-12-2013    One year after a review of Penn State's upper management reveals a willful ignorance of the activities of Jerry Sandusky and careless disregard for his victims, analysis of student test scores and grades reveals that Penn State hasn't actually graded student work for more than 26 years. The public is shocked to discover that grades are assigned by administrators who spend inordinate amounts of time in private, examining student ID photographs.

 

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7-12-2013    
One year after a review of Penn State's upper management reveals a willful ignorance of the activities of Jerry Sandusky and careless disregard for his victims, analysis of student test scores and grades reveals that Penn State hasn't actually graded student work for more than 26 years. The public is shocked to discover that grades are assigned by administrators who spend inordinate amounts of time in private, examining student ID photographs.

 

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Good morning all! Its the 13th of July!  Here is the day in history!

 

 

 

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7-13-2012    Ladder sales plummet, black cat adoptions slink lower, mirror shipments reflect downturn.

7-13-2015    Popsy Martinsdale, tired of thinking, stops for a moment and vanishes, never to be seen again.

7-13-2021    Jasper "Badboy" Turlington is injured by fast moving boulders while walking through the Valley of Death. Turlington misunderstood the numerous "Watch for Falling Rock" signs to mean he should be on the lookout for a lost American Indian, suggesting we should fear incompetence more than evil.

7-13-2985    Wendell Q. Meek III inherits the Earth, but is unable to use it, as his ex-wife, Miranda Bold inherits the reading glasses.

 

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Madelaine McMasters wrote:

7-13-2012    
Ladder sales plummet, black cat adoptions slink lower, mirror shipments reflect downturn.

7-13-2015    
Popsy Martinsdale, tired of thinking, stops for a moment and vanishes, never to be seen again.

7-13-2021    
Jasper "Badboy" Turlington is injured by fast moving boulders while walking through the Valley of Death. Turlington misunderstood the numerous "Watch for Falling Rock" signs to mean he should be on the lookout for a lost American Indian, suggesting we should fear incompetence more than evil.

7-13-2985    
Wendell Q. Meek III inherits the Earth, but is unable to use it, as his ex-wife, Miranda Bold inherits the reading glasses.

 

LOL MAddy!  Good stuff!

 

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Good morning!  It is July the 14th.  Here is todays history lesson.

 

Also in 1912 Wood Guthrie was born.

 

 

 

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Good morning all!  It is July the 15th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

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Good morning all!  It is July the 16th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

 

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Good morning all!  It is July the 17th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

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Good morning all!  It is July 18th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

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7-18-1973    Famed foley artist, Norbert "Knock Knees" Nusslebaum, who gained notoriety for his countless recordings of that whoop-whoop sound that corduroy pants make when you walk, dies of natural causes at the age of 92. Corduroy enthusiasts mourn his passing by sitting in chairs around his grave, alternately crossing and uncrossing their legs.

7-18-1985    Dozens of people suffer head injuries when searing heat and relentless sun forces the Arkansas State Fair to relocate their popular "Sooper-Dooper Trampoline Jump" to the shade of the fairground's four story parking structure.

7-18-2004    Recent high school graduate Martin "Dwindling" Prospects asks for the return of his promise ring when his girfriend of six weeks, Melissa "Rising" Starr, asks, for the forty second time, if she can have "just a bite" of his afternoon ritual Quiznos "Smoky Chipotle Turkey" submarine sandwich.

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Good morning all!  It is July the 19th.  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Good morning all!  It is July the 20th!  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

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Good morning all!  It is July the 21st.  Here is today in history!

 


 

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7-21-2012    After 21 people were treated for second and third degree burns to their feet while fire-walking across hot coals at motivational speaker Tony Robbins' "Unleash the Power Within" event at the San Jose (CA) Convention Center, Mr. Robbins lawyers announced that his famous protective mantra "cool moss" would be changed to "wear shoes".

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Good morning all!  It is July the 22nd!  Here is today in history!

 

 

 

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7-23-2012    Hippie Bowman sleeps in and is scooped my Madelaine McMasters.

7-23-2013    Responding to increasing evidence that workplace dogs reduce stress, the US Postal Service introduces "Postal Pooches" to accompany carriers on their appointed rounds. The experiment quickly produces even stronger evidence that dogs truly don't like mailmen.

 

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