hektorfrenburg Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 The SL RFL season is an inspiring and fun time for many. But not for me. In fact, I think I should retitle the annual event RFS - Relay for ShameI was booked to host a RFL event. I jumped at the chance - as well as helping a good charity, it would increase my exposure on SL and maybe lead to lucrative jobs.So I hosted the event - a six hour club marathon, involving DJ and live musician changes. I was in charge of changing the stream and helping visitors with queries.Before the event, I decided to stock up on food. I ate a 15" beef pizza with red hot chillies and then had a tub of melted Ben & Jerrys. I also had a few packs of prawn crackers with dipping sauce, a KrispyKreme selection, five cans of beer and a cheese sandwich. One hour in, I needed the toilet. However, I had to remain vigilant inworld to change the stream between a folk singer and a trance DJ. Then, a lot of noobs turned up and wanted group tags, delaying my trip to the toilet. I hate to admit I was farting furiously by this point and the smell was unbearable. Two hours into the event, I was DESPERATE to relieve myself, and stamping my feet on the ground, trying to ward off my abdominal spasms. I typed 'BRB' and got up to leave the room but then - suddenly - a performer IMd me, demanding I plug his stream in immediately. I returned to my desktop to swap the stream when - suddenly - I felt a searing pain in my bowels. I tried to discreetly fart but instead unleashed a deluge of excrement into my underwear. My shorts and pants were utterly sodden in liquid waste and the muck ran down my legs, leaving me marooned in mire, like a tiny suckling still ignorant of the potty. My face red with shame, my pants brown with manure, I had to IM a sim mod to take over my hosting duties. I spent the next 2 hours hosing myself down in the shower and trying not to gag at the stench that filled my home.I have not been booked to host an event since and I had to throw my pants away after several failed washes.Has this happened to anyone else? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Jetaime Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 TMI I've hosted a lot of events over the years. I always make sure to have a backup available so I can excuse myself when ever needed. Try that next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela Galli Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 This person posts some variation of the same thing periodically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Jetaime Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Then apparently he has an unhealthy fixation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirhc DeSantis Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Note to any others tempted to emulate this attempt at 'something'. Been done and better (using the term loosely) : Example Example Example How about trying something original? Could do with a laugh. Perhaps they recycle this sort of thing in certain school systems? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleasureboi Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Maybe I'm taking the troll bait, but, the solution to your problem: (i) get your body in shape with some decent exercise, (ii) change your identity, (iii) change your eating habits and (iv) leave Relay For Life to the professionals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Goode Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 And why, exactly, are you venting about your experience with one set of volunteers, and blaming the whole RFL thing for your pesky bowles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Because what he described didn't actually happen. He merely decided to write a piece of fiction, probably to see how it would be received, and so that he and his friend(s) could have a laugh if anyone took it as being true. It only takes an ouce of thought to understand it. Would you write a detailed post about something like that if it happened to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tari Landar Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Phil Deakins wrote: Because what he described didn't actually happen. He merely decided to write a piece of fiction, probably to see how it would be received, and so that he and his friend(s) could have a laugh if anyone took it as being true. It only takes an ouce of thought to understand it. Would you write a detailed post about something like that if it happened to you? He didn't write anything, it's a copy paste thing that has been around for nearly two decades, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Oh right. It amounts to the same thing, though - it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanillaSunsets Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Lorem Ipsum V2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoiselleErin Teardrop Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Yeah, i think this happens to a lot of us on a regular basis. The way to handle it is to buy one of those old people toilets and have it in the same room. OR play sl on a laptop so you can carry it to the bathroom and take a dump while hosting a party, just make sure your mic is not on. For real though - yes, some people put second life before relationships, friends, their jobs, etc... but some things will NOT take a back seat to SL - bodily functions happen to be one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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