Richtea57 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 My solitary pair of jeans are getting very frayed and a hole is starting to appear in the left knee. Is this still rather hip and happening, or is it now frightfully infra dig?Is it right for men with have the physical stature of the Eddystone lighthouse and biceps the size of coconuts to be seen in public, pulling behind them a suitcase on wheels the size of a small book?Is it considered the done thing, the moment one pays for one's seven items in the six items or less checkout, to raise one's clenched fist in the air and exclaim, "Take that, multinational behemoth!"?Tooting Popular Front.... Is it still? *insert something here relevant to SL* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatalyaCrump Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Hayup, Smifff (wiv free 'f's ) Tooting popular front indeed. Ripped jeans is still in. But six items or less is even out. Its all do it thissen now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 DENIM? You are Jeremy Clarkson and I claim my £5! ***Only size -2 nymphets can get away with serge de Nimes nowadays, and that is if it is mixed with lycra as jeggings*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 SHOPPING in supermarkets is NOT a suitable task for a real man. ***As far as I know, they don't have "Six items or less" counters in Off Licences, Gunshops or Maplins*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 SUITCASE? Gareth Edwards used to turn up to rugby internationals with his boots in a Woolworths plastic bag. ***And he didn't have Princesse Leia type knobs on each side of his head either*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Richtea57 wrote: Is it right for men with have the physical stature of the Eddystone lighthouse and biceps the size of coconuts to be seen in public, pulling behind them a suitcase on wheels the size of a small book? the modern man dont even think about stuff like this. People who might comment on such a man doing this are just jealous that they dont have a wheeled suitcase as cool as he has got they so busy focussing their jealous on the suitcase they dont even notice the lady he is carrying over his shoulder and the other lady tucked under his other arm (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 LADIES? If they exhibit that sort of behaviour the last thing they are, are "ladies"! ***'Submissives' is the correct term; or possibly 'gold-diggers'*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richtea57 Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 NatalyaCrump wrote: Hayup, Smifff (wiv free 'f's ) Tooting popular front indeed. Ripped jeans is still in. But six items or less is even out. Its all do it thissen now! i now want to get all Fred Trueman and 'I'll see thee'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richtea57 Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 LlewLlwyd wrote: DENIM? You are Jeremy Clarkson and I claim my £5! No, I'm Kolley Kibber and the prize is ten bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richtea57 Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 irihapeti wrote: Richtea57 wrote: Is it right for men with have the physical stature of the Eddystone lighthouse and biceps the size of coconuts to be seen in public, pulling behind them a suitcase on wheels the size of a small book? the modern man dont even think about stuff like this. People who might comment on such a man doing this are just jealous that they dont have a wheeled suitcase as cool as he has got they so busy focussing their jealous on the suitcase they dont even notice the lady he is carrying over his shoulder and the other lady tucked under his other arm (: Not being modern and barely a man, with failing eyesight, I didn't notice the woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Jetaime Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 LlewLlwyd wrote: SHOPPING in supermarkets is NOT a suitable task for a real man. ***As far as I know, they don't have "Six items or less" counters in Off Licences, Gunshops or Maplins*** It is if they want to eat. :smileylol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 LlewLlwyd wrote: LADIES? If they exhibit that sort of behaviour the last thing they are, are "ladies"! ***'Submissives' is the correct term; or possibly 'gold-diggers'*** or maybe he is the submissive like my friend and I need a ride to the bus stop and somebody to take our luggage as well. That great big lambkins guy is perfect. He now has a purpose in life. Which he never had before (: (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Richtea57 wrote: irihapeti wrote: Richtea57 wrote: Is it right for men with have the physical stature of the Eddystone lighthouse and biceps the size of coconuts to be seen in public, pulling behind them a suitcase on wheels the size of a small book? the modern man dont even think about stuff like this. People who might comment on such a man doing this are just jealous that they dont have a wheeled suitcase as cool as he has got they so busy focussing their jealous on the suitcase they dont even notice the lady he is carrying over his shoulder and the other lady tucked under his other arm (: Not being modern and barely a man, with failing eyesight, I didn't notice the woman suitcase envy is terrible. I suffer from shoe envy myself. Can really mess you up Like: wooo! did you see that person?? What they did was amazing !!! it wasnt all that amazing. Like everybody knows that a truly amazing person would know that nobody wears shoes like that at this time of the day. Nevermind this time of year even (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 irihapeti wrote: Like everybody knows that a truly amazing person would know that nobody wears shoes like that at this time of the day. Nevermind this time of year even. Or at this time of day, at this time of year... on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli May Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Madelaine McMasters wrote: irihapeti wrote: Like everybody knows that a truly amazing person would know that nobody wears shoes like that at this time of the day. Nevermind this time of year even. Or at this time of day, at this time of year... on the beach. ...in this part of the country, localised entirely in your kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Richtea57 wrote: No, I'm Kolley Kibber and the prize is ten bob. BRIGHTON rocks! ***Did you know there was a Poet Laureate called Colly Cibber*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Amethyst Jetaime wrote: LlewLlwyd wrote: SHOPPING in supermarkets is NOT a suitable task for a real man. ***As far as I know, they don't have "Six items or less" counters in Off Licences, Gunshops or Maplins*** It is if they want to eat. :smileylol: BACKWATER USA? Is that where you live? Or some neighgbourhood so dangerous none of the ethnic takeout places will deliver? ***Next you'll be telling me that converting the kitchen into a pool hall was a bad idea *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Kelli May wrote: Madelaine McMasters wrote: irihapeti wrote: Like everybody knows that a truly amazing person would know that nobody wears shoes like that at this time of the day. Nevermind this time of year even. Or at this time of day, at this time of year... on the beach. ...in this part of the country, localised entirely in your kitchen? Noooo, everything is appropriate in the kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 jejejejje (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Jetaime Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 LlewLlwyd wrote: Amethyst Jetaime wrote: LlewLlwyd wrote: SHOPPING in supermarkets is NOT a suitable task for a real man. ***As far as I know, they don't have "Six items or less" counters in Off Licences, Gunshops or Maplins*** It is if they want to eat. :smileylol: BACKWATER USA? Is that where you live? Or some neighgbourhood so dangerous none of the ethnic takeout places will deliver? ***Next you'll be telling me that converting the kitchen into a pool hall was a bad idea *** No actually I live almost in the center of a city where there are a lot of takeout options as well as delivery. Most people can't afford to eat out, take out or get delivery for all their meals though so are forced to eat at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Amethyst Jetaime wrote: Most people can't afford to eat out, take out or get delivery for all their meals though so are forced to eat at home. i am one of these unfortunate people. Is horrible. Like I have to cook my own food even these days i was not born to live like this. When I was younger I had servants to do all this stuff for me. Then one day one of them said that my arms werent painted on. Was very rude of them to say that to me. I never said mean things to her ever i never said nothing, just fixed them with my steely glare and pointed at the mess I had made on the floor. That servant just point blank refused to tidy it up. So I cry to my chaffeur and butler about it. And somehow that witchy servant person had turned his heart to stone was awful. Still is. One day the curse that has fell on them will be lifted and I will be restored to my natural born place. And they to theirs. I did mention this once to the witchy person. She just smiled and said: dont hold your breath waiting ok was awful that evil smile. So now I just pretend that I enjoy cooking and cleaning and picking up after myself. Is not true this. Was way more enjoyable when I had servants who done everything for me (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 irihapeti wrote: Amethyst Jetaime wrote: Most people can't afford to eat out, take out or get delivery for all their meals though so are forced to eat at home. i am one of these unfortunate people. Is horrible. Like I have to cook my own food even these days i was not born to live like this. When I was younger I had servants to do all this stuff for me. Then one day one of them said that my arms werent painted on. Was very rude of them to say that to me. I never said mean things to her ever i never said nothing, just fixed them with my steely glare and pointed at the mess I had made on the floor. That servant just point blank refused to tidy it up. So I cry to my chaffeur and butler about it. And somehow that witchy servant person had turned his heart to stone was awful. Still is. One day the curse that has fell on them will be lifted and I will be restored to my natural born place. And they to theirs. I did mention this once to the witchy person. She just smiled and said: dont hold your breath waiting ok was awful that evil smile. So now I just pretend that I enjoy cooking and cleaning and picking up after myself. Is not true this. Was way more enjoyable when I had servants who done everything for me (: Poor baby. Dad was the gourmet chef in our family. But he was also very busy running his business. So Mom did most of the over-cooking. And that was all the incentive I needed to learn how to do it myself. Carbon footprint meant something entirely else when I was young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 irihapeti wrote: Amethyst Jetaime wrote: Most people can't afford to eat out, take out or get delivery for all their meals though so are forced to eat at home. i am one of these unfortunate people. Is horrible. Like I have to cook my own food even these days i was not born to live like this. When I was younger I had servants to do all this stuff for me. Then one day one of them said that my arms werent painted on. Was very rude of them to say that to me. I never said mean things to her ever i never said nothing, just fixed them with my steely glare and pointed at the mess I had made on the floor. That servant just point blank refused to tidy it up. So I cry to my chaffeur and butler about it. And somehow that witchy servant person had turned his heart to stone was awful. Still is. One day the curse that has fell on them will be lifted and I will be restored to my natural born place. And they to theirs. I did mention this once to the witchy person. She just smiled and said: dont hold your breath waiting ok was awful that evil smile. So now I just pretend that I enjoy cooking and cleaning and picking up after myself. Is not true this. Was way more enjoyable when I had servants who done everything for me (: NEVER mind. Perhaps if you learned how to do makeup, invested in some revealing clothing and practised laughing at old jokes some stupid rich guy would marry you and you could afford the help you so obviously need. ***Or you could organise your finances so you could keep the 30% of your earnings you donate to the government*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LlewLlwyd Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Amethyst Jetaime wrote: No actually I live almost in the center of a city where there are a lot of takeout options as well as delivery. Most people can't afford to eat out, take out or get delivery for all their meals though so are forced to eat at home. YOU can buy a lot of pizzas with the money you save by not buying a fridge, freezer, oven, stove, pots, pans, cutlery, plates, dishwasher etc. ***The money lasts longer if you decorate plain pizzas with roadkill*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irihapeti Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Madelaine McMasters wrote: Carbon footprint meant something entirely else when I was young. lol (: carbon breakfast. burnt toast burnt porridge burnt coffee burnt milk even. mmmm!!!! yummy can remember one time I made a burnt boiled egg for breakfast. Is not many people ever rise to that level of gourmet cooking. It takes serious unattention to be this good. And I ate it bc I was hungry and oh! well it wasnt all that bad not as bad as the burnt cornflakes I made another time. I just wanted to warm it up a bit before I ate it. Somebody told me after that I should have put them in the microwave and not in the oven. I never said nothing back. bc I actual did put them in the microwave. So what do they know (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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