Well, that gives us a game plan, doesn't it? I'll be online in about half an hour, for inscrutable reasons, maybe we can work through a few of them?
Oh and: take you seriously? Only as seriously as I take myself.
Aw Bob, it can't be bad as all that, can it?
BTW: how does one go about getting banned? That seems to be as viable an option as any in this particular utopia.