We interrupt your normal GD Postings to bring you this special update from a central coast beach:
That is right dwellers I am standing right here on the very beach where the incidence occurred. It's all cleaned up now (sim restarted, parcels return to owners, environmental settings returned to normal) but this was not the case Sunday morning when two Avies where hit with all the Shock and Awe LL could dish out. IP bans, computer bans, account bans and the removal of forums post. The full arsenal of the LL attack team homing in on one location.
Details at this point are still come coming in but here is what we know:
Keli K's Avi is in custody and her account is on Administrative Hold as she waits for official communication from the Lab.
Keli I (That is a capital "i" not a small "L") is in critical condition in the detention center's medical facility. She is having a hard time remembering anything. Search now brings up nothing for her, it is like she never existed! She keeps mumbling the words "It's just like Katy Perry's hair, it is just like her hair!"
For more background on what caused this incidence we are talking live with her doctor.
It appears that Keli I (That is a capital "i" not a small "L") was born with an incredible love for Lindens. So much so that as she grew up she liked to think of herself as being a Trans-Linden. These Trans-Linden feelings overwhelmed her life. As these feelings grew she even went so far as to make her name appear more like a Linden by capitalizing one of "i"s. It is in my professional opinion that this is the worst case of lindenitis I have ever seen. Iindenitis is a very rare and is usually a terminal disease that only people that live in San Francisco survive. We think this has something to do with the cheese out there. Since Keli I lives outside of the city her chances of survival and not very good.
Thank you doctor.
Now for more on this situation we have an interview live form Keli K's cell.
LiveReport: So Keli, is it okay if I call you KK and her KI just to make it easier?
(Putting her Paris Hilton bookmark in her (now) one and only possession "Cooking with Martha" cookbook and looking up to answer the question:
Keli K: Sure
LiveReport: So did you believe that KI was a Linden?
Keli K: No, not at all I use both usernames and display names so I could see that she was not really a Linden, but I loved her anyways because (looks around and whispers) I love Lindens too.
LiveReport: So did you know her long?
Keli K: No. She has only been around a week but I friended her on the very first day. We have so much in common.
LiveReport: She keep mumbling about Katy Perry's hair any idea what that is about?
Keli K: Oh ya, like I totally understand that! You know when you have a favorite star and you go to the hair dressers and you tell them you want your hair to look like them?
Keli K: Well she is saying her name is like that.
Keli K: When you get your hair done you are not trying to trick anyone into thinking you are Katy you just want to look like her. Same with KI she wasn't trying to trick anyone she was just trying to look like her favorite stars. She even wrote "I AM NOT A LINDEN" in her profile with a link to the official webpage just to make sure that no one got confused.
LiveReport: Do you think it confused people?
Keli K: No! We were at a party on saturday with over 65 different people showing up and not one asked "Are you a Linden" or "Can I have a bear?" She thought everyone knew it was for play not for harm.
LiveReport: So KK what are you going to do now?
Keli K: I am not really sure. The website gives is the option to start a ticket but I don't know what that is and if it will help. I am hoping the Lab gives me some idea where I stand. I mean I don't understand if I am getting a timeout or banned or what is going on.
Well there you have it. After creating a Display Name written Iiden (Captal "i" i-n-d-e-n) a team of Lab experts were called in to end this evil of Iindenitis. That is the latest for now, we will keep you updated as more breaking news happens. PLUS we will be following up on a lead we have from the rumorville that Keli I was turned over to the authorities from inside the FC Hangout.
I know most don't feel it's right regarding Keli which should have known better then to do what she did, but it happened and now the consequences have to be paid. This is the rules from LL regarding this which isn't a whole lot:
You are free to express yourself as long as the name complies with the Second Life Terms of Service and Community Standards. When selecting a name do Not choose one that violates a celebrity's right in their name, a trademarked brand name or any copy right or intellectual property rights, deceives others regarding your Identity or affliation, is vulgar, offensive, hateful or harrassing.
The above rules will also apply when registering a user name for a new Second Life account.In addition, we don't allow any resident to create a username which is an exsisting Resident's user name without the period.for example, if "jack.linden" is an exsisting user name then no resident can create 'jacklinden'.
This is at http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Displaynames/FAQ#Are_there_any_rules_for_choosing_a_display_name.3F
Anyways, makes for some interesting reading , also the TOS which Keli should also read and hopefully these articles will help her case some. Good Luck Keli