Jumpman Lane

There are pitfalls. The things you choose to do in SL, WHO you choose to be, particularly if you ARE that in a virtual world ALL day EVERYDAY can adversely affect your RL. History Lession: There once was a dummy who logged in everyday and had cyber sex with his SL daughters. Yeah, he was rich, RL &SL...for a while. He thought it was cool, cause he WAS rich and they were consenting adults behind the avis. Well this dummy went on NATIONAL tv and gave a creepy lil interview. THEN, his world collapsed, got depressed, started using drugs, lost ALL his money. Sent ME, Jumpy some suicidal tweets on Twitter. Jumpy saved his life tho! Cause Jumpy a HERO! That fool ain't dead. Humbled maybe. His PRIDE died; but, he still breathing hehehehehehe So, be careful what ya do in Second Life

Drake that's how it's ALWAYS been, unfortunately. And the griefers were WAY worse back in the day. Say The PN back in the day decide to crash my sim just caws I had to talk smack to their turdy leader (which I had to because that fool was a RODEO clown who like to dodge cow pies and look STUPID while he was doin' it lol. But since he bought the farm ages ago, I aint gonna speak but so ill of D3adl3y. In fact, pour one out for ya dead homie!). ANYWAY, I digress. Governance Team meetings (Office Hours, now a User Group) is Linden Lab's VERY effective means of dealing with griefing in SL. They took the pro-active steps of educating the residents in SL how to best deal with griefing, how to help THEM (LL) help RESIDENTS by teaching them how to properly write abuse reports and teaching folks how to write support tickets, so they could be expeditiously and judiciously acted upon such reports. IF you write an unintelligible AR or support ticket, OF COURSE it's gonna be ignored. If a Linden can't understand it, OF COURSE he's gonna go back to twiddling his thumbs or watching tv or something. He's HUMAN. As I understand it, we haven't had these lil gteam meetings of late. That's a problem all it's own. I would encourage folks to BEG LL to have someone hold the gteam meetings. Forget the other user groups (they're boring). We NEED The GTeam!

Yeah, that's too bad. You can write all the support tickects and even BE premium but if its not written the right way and understood, it is generally ignored. That is why going to g team meetings is so important. Further, it is why Lindens holding g team MEETINGS is important. Your friend needs to talk to a LInden.

Don't listen to NONE that advice. You ain't guaranteed to be safe when you log into Second Life. There's people that log in JUST to wreck your day. Op you worried about somebody breaking a RULE? People used to crash your sim just cause you were on it. it aint as easy as it used to be. That's the only reason folks ain't running around doing it now. Don't run from drama. Stand up and face these fools down. They on YOUR land. Now, generally I don't spend all day talking to dummies. I'd just ban eject them and roll on. BUT if they got my pal suspended I'd make it my BUSINESS to make em pay. IF. IT. TOOK. YEARS. They gonna bow down to me before it's all said and done. If I ain't known for nothing at all, I'm known for that!

Nah, premium is worth it and attending gteam meetings (when they have them) is too. By attending gteam meetings you learn how to write abuse reports and support tickets that will actually get looked at. By having premium, you're assured that a live person will actually look into your lil matters. Look OP , you can take this dude's advice if you want to; but, I'm SURE I've had more dealings with griefers and the gteam than THIS dude. I've been friends and enemies of both. Friends with Tizzers, enemies of D3adl3y. Friends with Zara, enemy of Torley's

at LEAST go premium. That way you can actual reach a person at the lab. LIVE SUPPORT.

I was COOL with the gteam. zara was on my list when she worked at the lab. Every Friday she'd have a party with a bunch off other Lindens and some other folks....celebrating being off for the weekend I suppose. She was gonna be a judge at this contest I was holding, until she found out it was a stripper contest, and she had to decline. We were all disappointed. But to get back on point, we NEED these gteam meetings so we can know EXACTLY what the limits are as far as behavior goes in SL...not to snitch out abandoned prims on mainland hahahahahahaha

I don't need to take a test to know EXACTLY who and what I am. I jus' a lil Lane lol

First, go premium so you can live chat The Lab. When trouble comes you want to reach an actual person. Second, you got land powah! USE it. Don't get all chatty with the dummies neither. If ya talk to 'em, they got your name and can report YOU. If some dummy breaks a rule, ANY rule on land where YOU have powah, JUST USE IT. I suspect English isn't your first language. Be careful when dealin with the lab. If those pesky Lindens cant unnastan ya, they ignore ya.

I ain't been gone THAT long. Hahahhahaha and it's always better to be a fish of ANY kind than a worm on a hook hehehehehe

I'm still HERE. I can login Enjoy your Second Life! Sincerely,Customer Support Linden Lab

Your imaginary gf got in trouble with her imaginary boss...IN CANADA I bet hehehehehehe

I went to the last G Team meeting. Two people showed up. Well, a VACUUM can't exist. If those pesky Linden's don't show next week, Jumpy gonna run the meetin'! WATCH! I been to enough of 'em to know EXACTLY what to do. So, I'ma help The Lab out! If nothing else, I can teach ya'll how to be as BAD as ya wanna be and NOT get in any trouble AT ALL!

Linden Lab once said Anshe was the GOVERNMENT. And she ran her sims with an iron lil fist! As for Jumpy, I always said "God, country, and the Governance Team." That's where I put my faith lol.

My Fetid Inner Child was a HERO (for a day). Hehehehehehehe fetid as my inna chil' was. Jumpy got thangs done!

Prok said i was FIC one year. I FELT like I was runnin' thangs THAT year...I wasn't elected but I was CORONATED and stuff. Made a KANG...by my own hand!

Juro Kothari is gone, but I still live in THIS

Work for WHAT? Either ya got the power or you don't. An elected parliament wouldn't have the power to do anything. Besides we have the Feted Inner Core. They run Second Life, elected or not. They SEIZED powah. Or had it TRUST upon them, or maybe they just knew the right people. Either way The FIC runs it!

Furniture brands are what KILL me. Cause I filled my house with ALL their crap and eventually they became dated. Corn Jador BOTH come to mind. I'm happy to say for men's fashion [hoorenbeek] is still around lol

I was surprised last night. I dreamed I was in SL. I woke up, like "I'm dreaming about THAT again..." It's been a few years, since I dreamt I was Jumpy lol.

Yeah hehehehhe! Here I am

I've bragged for YEARS about NOT being accepted in the Mentor's Group on MY Profile (under picks)....though I DID apply lol. Not Mentor Material! Dear Jumpman Lane, We have denied your request for listing in the Mentor Group. It may be your application is incomplete, or had inappropriate content. You are welcome to submit a new request for listing. Please review our criteria and make sure your submission content is correctly spelled, complete, appropriate, and gives sufficient evidence of your experience. Due to the volume of submissions, we are unable to provide you with details or a personalized response to your submission. Thank you for your interest in a Mentor Directory listing. hehehehehehehehe You're in my profile too Prok "In the case of Jumpman Lane, he should not have been allowed back. I'm puzzled why he was, in fact. "He conitinues to grief, harass, bully, intimidate, inworld and out, sending obscene material, threatening, harassing, and keeping up this fake ghetto-blaster patter. I've AR'd him multiple times." -Prok NEVER shoulda said it if you didn't MEAN it ENDORSED by Prok lol

Well, we're starting up a new iteration of my magazine. You seem to like fashion and taking pics. You can dork around and be an intern until we de-noobify ya. Then we could see about your rates. Hit me in world . I'm Jumpman Lane. Virtual Icon Magazine is the ezine we're laucnhing. Stickly PG or Pg-13 affair

In FACT Jumpy dont even LIKE rock and roll! Jumpy still down with da JUICE! Zaytoven on the beats!

BUT this the hottest stuff in the WERLD! These Ukrainian dudes rappin' 'bout The Struggle! They trying to get laid and they trying to get PAID! You can't feel THAT, you must be DEAD! Hehehehehehehe. You ain't feelin' NOTHING!