Daria;
I'm not going to say what I think about your battle with baconator because, frankly, you're not interested in what I or any other respondent thinks about it. You made this vanity post because you want us to read your words and chuckle at your cleverness. I chuckled.
You're very smart and funny. You're a bit cruel and an exhibitionist. And with this topic, I kinda think you've jumped the shark.