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  1. Richard Parkes
    Me too! And any bosk who thinks otherwise can contend with the business end of my sword. And I actually mean my "sword" this time. (Which is not always the case.)
  2. Richard Parkes
    I could not agree more! Idiots and tarsks, all of them!
  3. Richard Parkes
    Mine don't have "hearts" on them. Just sayin'.
  4. Richard Parkes
    "Options"? "Choose"???? How very eggalar . . . equalita . . . How very unnecessarily-nice-to-women of you! I snort in derision in your general direction! No, Sofa, or whatever your name is . . . we settle this the way that real men settle things. All things. Even who takes out the garbage. (And it's your turn, btw.) We settle this with a clash of our Manly Weapons! Or, if that fails . . . with swords! I await you in the Combat Arena. And may the Manliest Man prevail! Rawwrrrr!
  5. Richard Parkes
    Flaminiums are red, Verminium are blue, Most of the kajirae I've known are complete and utter tarsks, But I'll always love you. Be mine, @Eva Knoller!! All is ready for your arrival! The bosk is roasting, the Ka-la-na is breathing -- and I've even shaved my back for you (and managed to staunch most of the bleeding). The water is warm, and your very own Richard is HOT. Come in for a soak! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY LOVE!
  6. Richard Parkes
    Coffee's for afters. Cappuccino, with just a hint of mocha. It should complement the Pink Peppermint foot lotion I'm using quite nicely.
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  8. Richard Parkes
    Let NO expense be spared! I don't care who knows it! @Eva Knoller, you know you want me! Resistance is futile!
  9. Richard Parkes
    @Eva Knoller Yeah, and don't give me a hard time about it, you tarsks. Even a Manly Man has his Achilles . . . uh . . . heel. Yeah, that's it. "Heel."
  10. Richard Parkes
    Where, O where, O where are you, @Eva Knoller?
  11. Richard Parkes
    You guys are so lucky! You obviously attract a better quality spammer than I do. I got a PM too, but mine said: **** off and d**! Your posts make me r***** and v**** and I wish you'd go somewhere a million miles away from me! . Of course, mine was signed "The Moderators" :-D
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