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Lia Abbot

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  1. I always said you were a classy lady, Maddy. (Why is my nose growing?)
  2. Hump day? Isn't that something to do with camels? I remember the guys used to sing this song at the rugby club when I was younger (don't look Val, it's too mucky for your sensitive eyes). The sexual life of the camel Is stranger than anyone thinks At the height of the mating season He tries to bugger the Sphinx But the Sphinx's posterior orifice Is filled with the sands of the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the camel And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile. (Sung to the tune of the Eton College Boating Song. But you all knew that)
  3. This thread just gets sillier. cats, dogs, mice, pumpkins. What about something more meaningful? Like Aardvarks.
  4. Stealing walnuts from a squirrel. How could you! Here's a pretty one I found in Northern California a couple of weeks ago. Look at the lovely colouring.
  5. Hi All Haven't been in touch as I'm on vacation. Just wandered north from San Francisco and am now in lovely Oregon. Bit worried about the next state, though, as it begins with 'W' and I know Maddy lurks in one of them...
  6. Grr... Darned Maddy, mutter, mumble, callin' me fat, mumble grumble gonna kick her arse somedayy, mumble grumble...
  7. Whaa... Who you callin' fat arsed, skinny bum! And when did you learn to spell arse properly? (My mum learnt me to talk english proper)
  8. Whaa... Who you callin' fat arsed, skinny bum! And when did you learn to spell arse properly? (My mum learnt me to talk english proper)
  9. So funny Val! I actually tried that once. Standing in the middle of a flock of sheep I called to them and they replied. So it works! Big hugs to you my ami.
  10. Golly, Val, you really should get more exercise so you're slim and lithe like me.
  11. Believe it or not, I used to think the line was 'The dogs say goodnight'. It's like Bing Crosby's song about Mrs B. White. :>) I'm fine thanks, just dog tired. Something's been missing from this thread...
  12. Hiya sweetie! I've been off doing other things. Sorry to ignore you all. Then I realised Maggie was turning this thread into a doghouse, so I had to step in. Gimme more cats! (Darn, images won't load)
  13. Huh Maddy! We all know why you like that song "I see skies of blue Clods of white The bright blessed day The dogs say goodnight" Isn't anyone saying goodnight to the cats?
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