Nathaniel Scorpio

You rang?

I'll have you know I am more than slightly cranky, as you are well aware.

Fine. But you're the one who told me I needed to start posting on the forums again. The penguins say hi, by the way.

I was going to say 'kind of like Scylla' but that would get my head pelted with books and my shins kicked.

I think my keyboard is worth more than that

Like you haven't taken on making me fit for civilized company one of your biggest hobbies. At least I can dress myself now. So progress!

if we spoke about it, it wouldn't be an unspoken agreement

We have a longstanding unspoken agreement on this

Is this where I post this? [18:42] Scylla Rhiadra: I do not need an obedient penguin. I need an honest and true one

Is this where I post this? [18:42] Scylla Rhiadra: I do not need an obedient penguin. I need an honest and true one

You would never, ever, ever in a million years do that. Ever

You rang?

She does!

Because you're lucky to know me?

and I said I would alert the media and she didn't indicate that I shouldn't so I'm alerting the closest thing to the media but it's not like anything happened after she pressed, sorry pushed, the button it just caused another button to appear but that didn't seem to do anything either for her new fancy-schmancy pose thing.