HRH Andrew

Figuring out geometry gives you SHAPE

Significant advances in lobotomy scrambles BRAIN

Sitting with a prolapse stings BADLY

The uniformed soldier knocked several BEERS

SL residents seem to become more paranoid each time I return, even getting to the point of militant about privacy. With people looking to hide their presence on mini-maps, removed from searches and now hiding avatar age... Might as well go full steam and demand the ability to make you avatar invisible lol

Simple numeracy, especially equations, reveal PLANS

Mayorship of my municipality yields POWER

Spooky paranormal ectoplasm and kittens HAUNT

Initial telemetry evaluations might show ZILCH

When evading detection, go elusive. SCRAM

I really am surprised by how fragile some people are in life that even a mere hello causes someone to instinctively decide to be hostile back. There was no need for a lesson to be taught in that way. All you had to do was say "dude, I don't do IM. Stick to local". The fact that you went out of your way to log out, log back in as a different avatar, then search for the resident in question, just to teach him a lesson, is preposterous. In my opinion, of course. I couldn't personally be like that. I'd imagine life to be so miserable. BTW, not having a go at the OP, I just think the situation was blown out of proportion, when a simple "I don't do IMs" could've been used.

Serial killers increase longer lasting LIVES

Cats are reasonable, empathetic, devoted SOULS 😂

Jail evader let loose yesterday... AGAIN

My oranges made marmalade yesterday. TOAST

Launch all tactical tridents expeditiously. HURRY

Scrap cars aren't reliable, son. IDIOT

Looters and usurpers gain hostile AIDES

Scrupulously noting all confirmed kill TOLLS

Stealing Encouraged! No sheriff's enforcing RULES

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Happy orangutans might eat some NANAS

Launching it vertically enables spacecraft CLIMB