You had me at "cat video."
Alas, my feline is up on Elon's do-hic running hair care product experiments [yes, hair care- why do you think rich guys want to go into space , they hope zero gravity will keep it hanging around longer, alas Jeff, too late for you dude] and Puss won't be back for me to run this by him for a few months.
In the meantime, I suggest a Go Fund me page, sell some sweet swag. Include a cat.