zipponkit

I made my avatar as fat as possible and went to a bar where people were dancing and stood outside shouting "I WANT SEX" across the sim repeatedly. One of the hostesses IMd me and said "We are not that kind of place" - but I carried on, shouting "I WANT SEX! I WANT SEX, YOU C*@!s" and she kicked me. Very funny! Another time I was in a sandbox and approached a female AV and said "Right, you're my wife" and kept pushing her. She walked away so I rezzed a cabin on top of her and then rezzed cabins in and around the cabin, so she was totally trapped! A white knight was in the sandbox so he TPd her out to a sky platform but I flew up and started pushing him and shouting "B*STARDO!" repeatedly, I was falling off my seat laughing. Then a furry owner came and asked "Why are you rezzing s*!t across the sim?" and I said "That man stole my g/f and is holding her hostage in the sky", and the furry kicked me! One night I went to a live event and used a follower script to attach myself to the guitarist/singer and pushed him out of the venue and down 2,500m!

Someone posted here that they wanted to change SL to Sexy Disco Life. Well, I think SL SHOULD change...but to PIZZA PARADISE. All grass/soil/rock in regions should be changed to cheese and pepperoni, or ham and pineapple. The infohubs should be changed to pizza restaurants and Ebbe and the Lindens should hold a sacred pizza supper at one every Sunday at 6pm. Linden dollars should be replaced with pizza slices. A pair of converse knee boots on marketplace = 200 pizza slices.