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    You'd be better off making an alt and pass them off as your partner inworld.
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    Still I am fabulous.
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    The realization that whatever physical realities that tormented my RL so hard has no bearing on my SL. People are often repulsed by my RL appearance and won't even bother to go any further in getting to know me as a person. In SL, this barrier is removed and the only thing I have left for others to judge me on is my personality and inner soul. There is a lot of freedom in that. If people are repulsed by your soul in SL, then it's a good indicator to check yourself.
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    Of course.
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    5. Profit?
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    It's considered spamming and just plain gauche. There was a discussion on it a few pages back.
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    Are you the alt of someone who spams the same pictures in multiple threads?
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    Wait, you're saying it's Maddie giving all these fake 5-star reviews all along? If everybody is Maddie's alts, then this some grandfather paradox stuff. Or something.... Those poor vendors!!
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    Not to mention the extra flavoring off his arm hair. Yum!
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    Not funny because I actually went looking for merchants thinking they're band new stores only to find such stores do not exist.
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    Then that is all is needed. Ban lines don't unseat people from their vehicles and tp them home. Ban lines don't make them retrace their steps after a tp. Zero-second orbs are just malicious.
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    I could see the National Enquirer headlines now... "Cinnamon in love triangle!" Cause that's how paparazzi frame their shots to sell papers.
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    Overpriced feet? Stiletto Moody?
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    Who's the owner of that store? I can't find Failamon & Whai by that name on flick, MP, or anywhere??
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    I forgot about that dude.
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    We could pull out alts to make tacky pictures with lots of bad innuendos and carpet bomb the threads but ain't nobody got time for that.
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    That's some kind of superpower. Teach me your ways.
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    You're obviously not trying hard enough. I don't see myself on there either. We need to up our game.
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    We understand that but I'm still going to criticize the runaway capitalism that Christmas has become.
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    This is what happens when you try to skip past Halloween and Thanksgiving. This girl FAFO the hard way.
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    Thanks, I do try to do my part in preventing graphic card fires.
  23. PermaRuthed
    32 Reasons Not to Become a Vampire No more garlic toast. Blood diet causes the WORST morning breath. Thanks to Madonna, Holy Symbols have become fashionable. All elder vampires have that "More Tormented than Thou" attitude. Those pesky mortals all have read the morning paper before you. Eternal embarrassment at having been represented by Tom Cruise. Sleeping in native earth causes toadstools to grow in one's shorts. Roving gangs of werewolves beat up on vampires just to prove they can. Impossible to get pizza with blood as a topping. Inability to see self in mirror makes grooming difficult. This town has _no_ nightlife. Transylvanian vampire Mafia wants 20% of all the blood you drink. Anne Rice fans constantly pestering you to give them "the Dark Gift." Complete lack of tan causes people to mistake you for Bill Gates. Can't find a comfortable coffin anywhere. Dracula's really an assh*le when you get to know him. Lestat too. Living in constant fear that spiked collars will become fashionable. Monty Python fans run up to you and say "sharrrp nasty pointy teeth!" Pallid, pasty, emaciated appearance reminds many of 7-11 clerks. Ever bite the inside of your cheek? Always have to pay full price at movie theatres (no matinees for you!) Fat, smelly mortals still seem to be having more fun than you. Vampire job market limited to 24-hour drugstores and late-night pizza delivery people. Horrible secret of all vampires: The Really Old Underwear Tradition. Male Vampires Only: Ever taken a cold shower? Well make it as cold as the grave and that's what it's gonna be like for all eternity. Pack a magnifying glass. Blood banks don't give away free toaster ovens. You start appending 'E's to the ende of every worde. Mortal serial killers much more stylish, efficient, suave, and what's more, they get all the endorsement deals. Gain a horror-filled depressing world of darkness, lose forever the much more interesting and intelligent world of daytime TV. Lose opportunity to win ten million dollars in Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes due to little-known rule: "Void if dead." Beach volleyball tournaments rarely held at night. Gravediggers just aren't as wacky as you remember them.
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    I remember the time people got into an uproar over a pixel fox stole. https://nwn.blogs.com/nwn/2011/12/faux-fox-fur-not-faux-enough.html
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