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  1. 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said:

    Did anyone notice if the tentacle monster is @Madelaine McMasters's Dave?

    That's my big brother, Dave14. I haven't seen him (or the brothers he ate) in years.

    This is me...

    Since seeing that LL video, Mom's been complaining about the chowderheads that thought it was a good idea to shoot an SL video in mobile format, which required extra effort to give people the mistaken impression SL can be accessed from a phone. Too soon!

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  2. 45 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

    @Dave23McMasters - You aren't a Blanket Octopus, are you?

    Oh hell no!

    Like mom, I wouldn't give up anything for sex, especially if it kills me. If there's a kind of octopus that snacks on noisy little humans, I'm that kind.

    Here I am as a baby...
    586581339_BabyDave.jpg.73e28f6cee4312b40056f60b57b6cad8.jpg

    Here's Dave11 waiting for breakfast...
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    Here's Dave3 hunting for breakfast...
    Dave3.jpg.ac3b2f65960bfa638022982f6e107315.jpg

    Here's Dave9 playing with our next door neighbor...
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    Finally, here's a little video of me catching breakfast...

    Let this be a warning to the crabby people in this forum.

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  3. On 5/28/2021 at 12:32 AM, Ceka Cianci said:

    The best conspiracy is the one right in our faces.. I believe the aliens are here and we have most all seen them..

    Some may get excited by this ,while others will feel nothing but horror..

    hehehe

     

    ... looks for a child-proof jar to stuff you in.

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  4. While frolicking on the beach with friends, Mom started fiddling with the shape sliders, searching for maximum absurdity. She found it by way of appearing pregnant. The look was so distressing that she worked up a story to allow for full gestation before she logged out. Being both a fan of Dr. Seuss, and unable to think of anything that made sense, she immediately gave birth to 23 baby octopi, all named Dave and with a mandate to devour any children we encounter.

    Too lazy to create avatars for each of us, I'm the only one lucky(?) enough to survive. 

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  5. 11 hours ago, Selene Gregoire said:

    What did you do with Dave24? 😱

    There never was a Dave24. I was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

    And before Mom gets here to dispute it, if you've ever seen her spit, you know that analogy has merit.

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