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Mooooooooooommmmmm!!!
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3 minutes ago, Silent Mistwalker said:
I live in an octopus' garden. So there.
...sets out his patio furniture a little early this year.
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45 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:
@Dave23McMasters - You aren't a Blanket Octopus, are you?
Oh hell no!
Like mom, I wouldn't give up anything for sex, especially if it kills me. If there's a kind of octopus that snacks on noisy little humans, I'm that kind.
Here I am as a baby...
Here's Dave11 waiting for breakfast...
Here's Dave3 hunting for breakfast...
Here's Dave9 playing with our next door neighbor...
Finally, here's a little video of me catching breakfast...
Let this be a warning to the crabby people in this forum.
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5 minutes ago, Ceka Cianci said:
🌬️🐙 🦨
Watch out bro, you're surrounded!
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On 5/28/2021 at 12:32 AM, Ceka Cianci said:
The best conspiracy is the one right in our faces.. I believe the aliens are here and we have most all seen them..
Some may get excited by this ,while others will feel nothing but horror..
hehehe
... looks for a child-proof jar to stuff you in.
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5 hours ago, Sukubia Scarmon said:
Jokes on you, I like octopi, they're pretty AND tasty!
Ahem.
I think the joke is on both of us. That's my big brother Dave9 that you're eating.
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While frolicking on the beach with friends, Mom started fiddling with the shape sliders, searching for maximum absurdity. She found it by way of appearing pregnant. The look was so distressing that she worked up a story to allow for full gestation before she logged out. Being both a fan of Dr. Seuss, and unable to think of anything that made sense, she immediately gave birth to 23 baby octopi, all named Dave and with a mandate to devour any children we encounter.
Too lazy to create avatars for each of us, I'm the only one lucky(?) enough to survive.
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1 hour ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:
And Maddy wonders why she doesn't get more invitations to backyard barbecue parties.
As you know, any invitation mom gets is likely to result in a barbecue. I'd refer you to some of my brothers, but miruhulee boava doesn't talk.
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1 hour ago, Selene Gregoire said:
Dave? Why are you trying to eat Snugs?
Mom told me to!
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2 minutes ago, Scylla Rhiadra said:
. . . while offering me a cold lemonade and biscuits.
Yeah, you're not so tough, Maddy.
Spit that stuff out!!!
She may not be tough, but Mom's a terror in the kitchen.
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7 minutes ago, RebeccaCourt said:
Thankyou Lindal,
I think I need to hire an octopus for all the hands and fingers I need!
...waves a bunch of hands.
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On 5/6/2019 at 6:19 PM, Selene Gregoire said:
Now you just need to work on the personality.
...gives you 517 hickies.
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Did someone mention tentacles?
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46 minutes ago, Donna Underall said:
Even us avatars can get pregnant!
Yes, though Mom claims her pregnancy was virgin, via parthenogenesis.
I have my doubts.
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2 minutes ago, Selene Gregoire said:
Oh... so you ate him before he could be born. That's just so mean.
Hey, it was a Dave-eat-Dave world in there!
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11 hours ago, Selene Gregoire said:
What did you do with Dave24? 😱
There never was a Dave24. I was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.
And before Mom gets here to dispute it, if you've ever seen her spit, you know that analogy has merit.
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As the youngest of 23 SL offspring, I can assure you that roleplaying births here is still both allowed and popular.
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Latest "Official" YouTube video - "Make Some Waves"
in General Discussion Forum
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That's my big brother, Dave14. I haven't seen him (or the brothers he ate) in years.
This is me...
Since seeing that LL video, Mom's been complaining about the chowderheads that thought it was a good idea to shoot an SL video in mobile format, which required extra effort to give people the mistaken impression SL can be accessed from a phone. Too soon!