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Dave23McMasters

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  1. While frolicking on the beach with friends, Mom started fiddling with the shape sliders, searching for maximum absurdity. She found it by way of appearing pregnant. The look was so distressing that she worked up a story to allow for full gestation before she logged out. Being both a fan of Dr. Seuss, and unable to think of anything that made sense, she immediately gave birth to 23 baby octopi, all named Dave and with a mandate to devour any children we encounter.

    Too lazy to create avatars for each of us, I'm the only one lucky(?) enough to survive. 

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  2. 7 hours ago, Selene Gregoire said:

    That's only one Dave. Where are all the rest? Has Dave been eating his brothers again?

    Ahem, we do not eat each other. When peckish, we might bite off an arm or two, but they regenerate. It's no big deal.

    As for Dave towels...

    To make the entire collection you'll need 23 towels, 45 googly eyes and one eye patch. Don't ask.

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  3. 11 hours ago, Selene Gregoire said:

    What did you do with Dave24? 😱

    There never was a Dave24. I was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

    And before Mom gets here to dispute it, if you've ever seen her spit, you know that analogy has merit.

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