Dave23McMasters

That's my big brother, Dave14. I haven't seen him (or the brothers he ate) in years. This is me... Since seeing that LL video, Mom's been complaining about the chowderheads that thought it was a good idea to shoot an SL video in mobile format, which required extra effort to give people the mistaken impression SL can be accessed from a phone. Too soon!

Mooooooooooommmmmm!!!

...sets out his patio furniture a little early this year.

Oh hell no! Like mom, I wouldn't give up anything for sex, especially if it kills me. If there's a kind of octopus that snacks on noisy little humans, I'm that kind. Here I am as a baby... Here's Dave11 waiting for breakfast... Here's Dave3 hunting for breakfast... Here's Dave9 playing with our next door neighbor... Finally, here's a little video of me catching breakfast... Let this be a warning to the crabby people in this forum.

Watch out bro, you're surrounded!

... looks for a child-proof jar to stuff you in.

Ahem. I think the joke is on both of us. That's my big brother Dave9 that you're eating.

While frolicking on the beach with friends, Mom started fiddling with the shape sliders, searching for maximum absurdity. She found it by way of appearing pregnant. The look was so distressing that she worked up a story to allow for full gestation before she logged out. Being both a fan of Dr. Seuss, and unable to think of anything that made sense, she immediately gave birth to 23 baby octopi, all named Dave and with a mandate to devour any children we encounter. Too lazy to create avatars for each of us, I'm the only one lucky(?) enough to survive.

As you know, any invitation mom gets is likely to result in a barbecue. I'd refer you to some of my brothers, but miruhulee boava doesn't talk.

Mom told me to!

Spit that stuff out!!! She may not be tough, but Mom's a terror in the kitchen.

...waves a bunch of hands.

...gives you 517 hickies.

Did someone mention tentacles?

Yes, though Mom claims her pregnancy was virgin, via parthenogenesis. I have my doubts.

Will someone ask Mom why the runt of the litter has to do all the heavy lifting? When I log on, she's never around.

Hey, it was a Dave-eat-Dave world in there!

There never was a Dave24. I was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. And before Mom gets here to dispute it, if you've ever seen her spit, you know that analogy has merit.

As the youngest of 23 SL offspring, I can assure you that roleplaying births here is still both allowed and popular.