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Drakonadrgora Darkfold

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  1. I believe that a lot of people are going to find out uplifting to the cloud is not as great as it sounds..
  2. If you have a tablet or smart phone you can go and get lumiya from the aptiode market, its free there and it lets you connect to sl and chat and has limited 3d viewing.
  3. Even that is not one hundred percent effective. There are some people that even using moderated posts would not stop them. I had my own forums once before too. I let it die after all the headaches of trying to keep spammers and bots out of it.
  4. I didnt think about it, so yes you got me on that.
  5. So the land rental is over 4000$L a month? That sounds pretty high to me.. you can find places a lot cheaper then that. Because if they pay 500 and you pay 500 that is 1000 a week... which is pretty high unless its for a large parcel or has a high prim allotment..
  6. Remove the name from your post, your not allowed to name and shame on the forums its against the rules.
  7. The methods used to try and stop the problem makers only work on those that are easily deterred. a true troll or spammer wont care about such limits and will wait their time until they are past the date required then start to do what they want. its called create multiple accounts with multiple emails and using proxies so different ip addresses then let them age and only make a post now and then to keep them looking active, then once past the due date.. let it rip.. seen it done on several places before. There is no real effective way to stop a true troll or spammer.
  8. I don't have any alts. never felt the need to use them. Though this is not my first account. I had another that was older than this one but over time and certain reasons decided to stop using it and so started this one. After that I deleted the old one and even deleted the email and password for it so could never go back to the older account.
  9. nah, only voted once in my entire life. oh wait maybe it was twice.. none of the people I voted for either time won. so I decided my vote really didnt matter... just like me.
  10. its to make you stop and think and then come to the forums to ask silly questions and get silly responses from silly people because of silly reasons.
  11. OMG!!! I had to agree with you for once!! The world is ending!! Drat you covid-19!! Drat you American election!! *runs around yelling*
  12. They should add more just to keep it alive here on the forums. Maybe do one for a different country that is having an election soon and see who complains then about it not being for their country instead...
  13. 1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. 2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? 3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. 4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! 5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking ***** from someone. 6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. 7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. 8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged. 9. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? It’s not hard. RELATED: These Insults And Funny Comebacks Are Golden 10. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. 11. What’s a 6.9? Another great thing screwed up by a period. 12. How did you quit smoking? I decided to smoke only after sex. 13. What do you call a useless piece of skin on a *****? A man. 14. Do you want to hear a joke about my *****? Nevermind. You’ll never get it! 15. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me! 16. Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels. 17. Why is masturbation just like procrastination? It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself. 18. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year. 19. What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees. RELATED: How to Talk Dirty Without Feeling Like a Creep – Fatherly 20. Knock, knock! Who’s There? *****! ***** who! Open the door and find out, *****! 21. Knock, knock! Who’s There? Tara. Tara Who? Tara McClosoff 22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not someone. Not someone who? Not someone who will get you laid. 23. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey see a condom? It’s dark in here! 24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? You eat your poo?! Gross! 25. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris? Guys don’t care. 26. What did the boyfriend say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? “It’s not what it looks like!” 27. What do clowns get turned on by? Balloon blow up dolls. 28. What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant. 29. What do you call the method of masturbating while eating Oreos? Cookies and cream. 30. Did you hear about the man who got turned into a giant *****? He was a real dick about it. 31. What does a horny frog say? Rub it. 32. My girlfriend asked me if I smoke after sex…. I said I haven’t looked. 33. A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!” 34. Sex is like a burrito, don’t unwrap or that baby’s in your lap. 35. Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box. 36. What do you call a teenager who doesn’t *****? A liar. 37. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. 38. What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman? A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs. 39. The other day I was so frustrated I yelled out, “***** my life.” The neighbor heard, “***** my wife.” 40. What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes everyone go crazy? $100 bill.
  14. 21 pages of drama about a blog post.. what a laugh.. people must be really bored lately...
  15. proving he didnt have you blocked and was just being an arse about it like a lot of people do.. oh the fun times when people do that and then get caught..
  16. I usually have voice enabled so I can listen to others talk, I have speakers, but I dont talk through voice. I will just respond in text. Im more used to using text online from all the games and irc and other text message services I have used that voice just seems sort of pointless to me. peeve... people who object into being turning into other... some people like to be objectified. or turned in to a mirror or chair or lamp or painting or some 'other' thing.
  17. I have no ignore list. I know I am on several peoples lists here and that is completely fine with me. I am not here to be liked by everyone or friends with everyone. Thats not my reason for being here. So for anyone that ever ignores me... more power to them for using the tools to make the forums what they want. I know I am objectional and controversial and brash at times and im not changing either. Those that don't like it.. ignore me. It doesn't hurt my feelings, I am old enough not to care about the childish popularity contest that some get so infatuated here with. with being with the in crowd, the cartel, the liked crowd. I am just here to share my views and opinions and thoughts and that is it. If people dont like them or how I say them, that is their problem not mine.
  18. its not as easy as you think to tell when some people are going to hurt you or not. Some people are very good at hiding their motives and reasons for doing things until they actually do them. and they dont always have to be a sadist either. for not all sadists are evil and only seek to hurt anyone they come across. a true sadist only hurts those who want to be hurt in a consensual manner.
  19. Maybe one day.. anything is possible.. i see a therapist for a lot of problems now.. sometimes it helps.. sometimes it doesn't.
  20. Are you completely and totally 100% perfectly without any doubt assured of that? You could be and just not know it. For there are lots of things humans think they know but don't really.
  21. I dont expect anything from anyone not even best friends I have learned not too. For yes I have had a few so called best friends in my past betray and hurt me because it suited them to do so. Be glad you dont live in my world...
  22. Not everyone, I did not say that, I said most people. There is a subtle difference between the two. As toward myself; No, I dont intend to ever betray or hurt my friends. I find that deplorable and those that do and then try and excuse it away or make the other person think it was their fault for doing it.
  23. could have been maybe they didn't like the avatar the other person had like how some clubs are anti-furry/mythical animals. could have been a club that still thinks that it would still help on visitor count and doesn't realize they have to be there for a set time for it to count as actual traffic.
  24. I have to agree with maitimo on this, use a system developed for you or one you create on your own. don't use actual lindens. this will keep away those who will just log in and stand around waiting for their pay. there are some rp/battle systems that implement things like this, but they would not be really suitable for family rp sims.
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